Gelding,
YOU ARE GOING DOWN!!!
Bulrakur.
Self-styled “Hammer of Rhun” and least erudite of the dog lord nation.
It’s OK, Gildring-a-Ding-Dong. We’ve all been there. You know. That span of 2 - 3 turns where you slowly realize you’re losing the game. It’s ok, Gilldinger. Someone has to lose. And there’s always next time.
Now, I have an infestation of Roberto-Weed to attend to . . .
-King Ovatharuss
The Comforting Destroyer
Ha ha ha! On the contrary, OvaryRuss, I’ve never had so much fun winning a game. True, I’ll never again assume that Destroy Pop. Center gives an attacking army 100 morale, or any significant bonus, as others have claimed. Nonetheless, I have thoroughly enjoyed hatching plans (and plans within plans) that bring your team to the brink of disaster.
So run along little mouse, I’ll swat at you by and by.
Daemaca, one of the noble Eldar, may you slaughter many orcs as you rout Learndinoth’s army and assault Barduath. Your sacrifice will not forgotten. That foul place will one day fall to us…
Not today, bub!
BULRAKUR the suave
A big thanks to the Dragon Lord.
“Deciding” to challenge Aragorn has been a very wise decision!!!
Kyuzo, consider yourself fortunate, for you have seen Daemaca and live to tell the tale. Had he not the obligations of one commanding an army (and riding to victory), he would have stolen your little ring and left your lifeless body as feast for carrion.
Recently, his reunion with Master Elrond has been touching beyond words. Both can now claim to have littered the outlying fields of Barduath with orc corpses before spitting on the city gates. The third time we return, it will be ours.
Akhorahil, the DS commanders have once again demonstrated their inferiority as Leardinoth surrendered and pleaded for mercy.
Ecclefechan Perit will spread lies no more. I hope the loss of two of your characters gives you an accurate taste of what’s to come.
– Gildring
<<“Deciding” to challenge Aragorn has been a very wise decision!!! >>
- Even more entertaining is Bragomaite’s “decision” to lead a puny punk army into the realm of the Mighty Khand and obviously get SQUASHED. And they claim Sauron brainwashes HIS servants . . .
<<Recently, his renunion with Master Elrond has been touching >>
- This sounds like a story better left IN the closet. Moving on . . .
<<Ecclefechan Perit will spread lies no more. >>
- Perit may be dead . . . but he has such lovely plumage! Lovely plumage!
<<I hope the loss of two of your characters gives you an accurate taste of what’s to come. >>
- Yes. We expect to be underwhelmed again and again.
–Ovatharuss
–King of Khand
Concentrating on little Roberto-weed won’t be too easy when you have an army of oaks and redwoods marching your way.
More will follow Bragomaite’s brave venture.
It doesn’t look like the combined power of the QA and OvaryRuss can knock out the Corsairs, and your window of opportunity is closing fast…
– Gildring of Imladris
We felt it wise to let Daemaca escape so he could spread the tales of terror and the horrors of his loss. So many brave elves have been swallowed by Mordor. How many more do you think you can waste?
You should certainly watch the shadows this turn…they may not be your own!
<<combined power of the QA and OvaryRuss>>
How did you find my old high school nickname? That was my name at Khand Academy because I was suuuch a Ladie’s man! Growl! Few ovaries were left untouched by my sweet sweet goodness. Today, that name is still whispered in my Harem. Waaaait a minute . . . have you been dressing as one of my concubines again?! Lousy, pretty little elves! I’ll have your heads on a platter!
-Ovaryruss
King of Khand
Ladies’ Man Extraordanaire
<<Concentrating on little Roberto-weed won’t be too easy when you have an army of oaks and redwoods marching your way. >>
- Oh, dear heavens, NOOO! That must be Bragolmaite’s plan! He’s here to plant a forest! Like John Denver! In the desert! Quickly! ATTACK!!! . . . wait a minute . . . oaks and redwoods can’t grow in sand. Ha ha ha!! Let him plant his forest! Soon he will meet the Forest FIRE!!
-Ovatharuss
Gelding,
Stop threatening us with your “wood” snigger, everyone knows you can`t get one. hence the name…
Daumdorut the Sophomore
Perhaps you should save your sniggering for the fall for Dol Guldur. In a fortnight, all of Mirkwood will be cleansed of the foul minions of Sauron.
Henceforth it will be called by its earlier name, Greenwood.
Surely it is a sign of great strength that the Free will sack the Dragon Lord’s fortress. I recall the days when Sauron hid there under the guise of the Necromancer. Then he too fled before our might.
And Lug Ghurzun? It will be another stinging loss for the Dragon Lord.
Meanwhile, new heroes have appeared in Minas Tirith, so despite your best efforts, Gondor will stand strong until the end of the war. Looks like my relief effort worked exactly as I planned. Or almost as planned: now, if only Barduath and Barad Wath were in ashes!
– Gildring
Ahhh foolish Elf, Barduath will stand strong always!! Your petty trick of hiding and ambush has not deterred us from our course in the least.
Shoglic…Lord of Barduath
Shoglic,
Mark my words, your Lord will regret sparing the life of Daemaca…
– Gildring
Yes, just like you were going to burn Barduath??
I think you should watch the shadows this turn…as my esteemed associate was fond of saying…
“snicker” I dont something you dont know…
Shoglic…master of snickering
::snicker!!!::
My agent’s stealth gives me confinces-- they are IN the shadows… so you’d better watch your back, AND your capital.
–Gildring
I’ve already laid claim to the shadows, so you cant have 'em. Besides being elves and all you should be in the light and sun where its nice and safe…or under moonlight singing songs where we can easily kill you.
Do rely too much on stealth…and Barduath will be just fine thank you!