Bah, Rohan sucks… almost as much as the Elves.
- Ben
Dark Lts.
Angulion was a pathetic slob, and deserved his fate. He disobeyed Sauron and paid the price that all those pay who do not follow his orders.
Speaking of pathetic, how is the siege of Gundabad going? I haven’t heard from my friend Beoraborn lately - how is his health? I hear it’s not good. How many more armies and commanders must die against the unassailable walls of Gundabad in a pathetic attempt to put me out of the game? Oh the (in)humanity…
Murazor
Admit it Freepsters;
Rhun is lost to you! My master has it in his sway. If you withdraw all your forces north of the river running we will let your leaders live for a while longer. I am remustering my cavalry after destroying Shrel-Kain and routing Thorin`s pathetic band last week. This week two more dwarven armies will fall along with the village at 3916. The Northmen are at home trading wine with the elves, they have no stomach for a fight in the wilderness in the east. Take my offer, and leave.
BULRAKUR, Hammer of Rhun
There is now a new skull posted on the road to Dol Guldur. Alas poor Grimbeorn, we didnt know him at all. Yet another Free slave falls to the blades of the mighty assassins.
No one is safe from our master, if you live, it is only because we let you. Someone must tell the tale of woe to those who are still alive. Surrender now to our Lord Sauron, while he is still willing to grant you mercy!
Shoglic
Scribe of Ji Indur
Rhun is under our control because we have hundreds of more troops than you in that area. Bulrakur will lose his battle this turn, and perhaps his life. The army at Riavod headed by some Easterling runt will also lose. Do you doubt this? We have more pop. centers in the area than you, and they will be improved shortly. Thus, by any standard, the Free control Rhun and will for the foreseeable future. Pay the cost to Hire Armies, lowly Huz.
Let the slaves of Murazor bear witness to true bravery-- Beoraborn knew he could not destroy the fortress of Gundabad, but he sacrificed his life to inflict great pain upon the Witch-king. With no gold to steal, we know how much it hurt. And we may do it again, or we may choose not to. The Free are in a position to decide your fate.
We now have the power to develop Spirit Mastery power at a great pace. These mighty lore masters will be YOUR downfall Ji Indur. Pass that on to your cowardly master Shoglic. And let us see who kills who-- my assassins grow more impressive with each passing day.
– message from Master Elrond
Shyeah, elves suck…
- Ben
Dark Lts.
“We control the Rhun”
“no, WE do!!”
BAH! Who cares? For soon the KHAND will control ALL!!!
Ovatharuss
King of Khand
Words are cheap, Elven scum. Let your idiotic commanders sacrifice their worthless lives as much as they wish. Mt Gundabad will remain standing while your pathetic tree houses crumble like so many twigs. Have no fear though, when the Eye That Sees All takes over your pathetic land, we will kill you last, since you amuse us so.
Murazor
Mt. Gundabad WILL remain standing, and firmly within the control of the Free. We will take it soon and there is nothing you or your Lord can do about it.
– Gildring
Please, you guys couldn’t take candy from a baby…
- Ben
Dark Lts.
Whats this we business? All I see is Rangers! Doing the bidding of their elven masters no less. Alas, it is more satisfying to watch elves perish but humans will have to do…
Shoglic aka Ghostrider Wannabe!
All you see? Then we see more than you. And the Free Peoples have no master, unlike you slaves.
– Gildring
Choose the semantics that you will. We have known for many an age that the Elves are the true corrupters of Middle Earth. They would have you think you are free do they know the meaning of this term? Free to serve them more like. Saurons war is just and through it we shall truly bring a new era to Middle Earth. All people shall be free to do as they please under Sauron. We seek only to guide. Unfortunately there are some amongst the so called “free people” that would rule instead. It matters not for the time of the elves is at an end!
As for what we see, that is for us to know. You will soon see the extent of our power and then you shall tremble!
Shoglic for Ji Indur, Master of Skies, Lord of Clouds.
You should start to worry: Sangarunya has been reprogrammed and reloaded…
Things will never be the same!
Cool beans, so you’ve made him even dumber… Most excellent.
- Ben
Dark Lts.
Ha ha ha! That was too perfect for me to bother adding anything too.
-Ovatharuss
King of Khand
Yet another turn, and Gundabad still stands in the hands of Sauron. No surprise to me. Your pathetic siege attempt didn’t even get off the ground this turn. Perhaps your “silver-tongued” emissaries will have better luck? Based on previous experience I doubt it. Do they still have tongues I wonder? If so, we will cut them out and display them as trophies…
Murazor
And the Corsaris still suck!
- Ben
Dark Lts.
When you say “reloaded” do you mean replaced? As in Angulion was “replaced” for his incompetence by Our Benevolent Master SAURON?
DENDRA the Confused
Our Masters, the Ainur, judged him not enough competent to play this game and so called him back to Valinor…
Another version says that the Matrix discovered an anomaly in him and so decided to reprogram him… but this is another story!