Sure… Im a forgiving sort of fellow. Hop back on the band wagon…
Macman
PS: You’ll have to buy the 2nd edition ears of course… just 29.95!
Freep Types,
Hope your agents get wily enough in time to do you some good. It seems your troops are somewhat… lacking. Bornb dead and his 1000 woodmutts gone, we’re on their cap for more. Nobody home at 2514 for your party this turn though ! Another commander dead somewhere else I can’t even remember. And SG still chasing his tail…
Hoarm
The “Other” dead commander would be in my City of Dol Guldur. That’s right, City. They couldn’t scratch a Major Town so maybe they can at least enjoy the fine luxuries a City can offer? First, though, someone needs to clear the stench of Num Ber One’s corpse out of this place. If his boys want to know how to take out a capital army, I’ll show them this turn at Bur Widowpuss or whatever it’s called. Nice Patch job on the Fort. I could hardly tell it had a gaping hole blown in it before.
-Dragmaster Russ
Well. The DS certainly seem proud of the job they’re doing against the FP. Of course, I’m in that 3rd Alliance, the one that everyone leaves alone…right? I see all you guys are just dropping in for some tea on your way to Mirkwood…or SG…? No problem, come one come all. Just kindly check your knives and those glowing rings and cloaks and things and I’ll have refreshments sent right over.
Stewie’s Place
24 Hour Diner and Donuts
You can be in the Third Alliance, but unfortunately, your nation seems to be caught between the armies of Mordor and the soon to be enslaved Free folks. If you’d kindly relocate your capital to a more out of the way location and transfer all pops to one of our friendly Nazgul, it shouldnt be an issue in the future.
Akhorahil
President, Sauron Fan Club
mmmmm, you guys left me buried in Rhun. Next game maybe a resurrection?
Alan J.
Alan, What are you talking about? 
Drunk again?
-Dragmaster Russ
Its hard to tell. evrythings a blur these days. Hitting 30 well has … ach you know. Besides wasn’t this the game I played the Rhun easterlings?
<<Besides wasn’t this the game I played the Rhun easterlings?>>
gods I hope not. That wasn’t you was it?! Lemme check some old emails . . .
Nope, not you unless you were going under a pseudonym. If that was you, you’re NEVER invited to join TeamLush ™ again! Of course, that would be to your benefit, but hey, self-destruction is a form of self-appreciation.
You’re 30? Ha ha. Picked out a coffin yet? I’m a spring chick. Won’t even be 28 'till next month. My man-boobs are barely even starting to sag!
Might be some demoralized Freep positions in this game you can pick up soon . . . I wouldn’t recommend it though.
-Dragmaster Russ
Must #have been 223 then. You wait, its not that long till you hit the biggie. Miond you evryones bein sayin that for years. when I was 16, 18, 21 etc. Might take up a Freep if they losin a player. ???
Have to ask Bradford. Losin’ any players yet?
-Dragmaster Russ
Breaker of Morale
If you can’t find them, does that count as lost? Hmmm. Then you’d better ask Clint about South Gondor, 2/3 Elves (I don’t know the name of the one who “graces” us with his presence, but he’s all about guarding training emissaries…) and the Woodmen…and one other…damn 2950, don’t know all 6 FP nations yet.
30? :rolleyes: Yo boy-child ~ no more talk.
Stewie
Where’s South Gondor’s Navy at again? Maybe he can sail some troops up to help you out. Teamwork!!!
-Dragmaster
Hey,
Who was it I was supposed to surrender too?
Dug
PS: There are no “EYES” in teamwork.
All surrenders may be filled out to Khamul: Dragon Lord c/o Dragonmaster Floyd. Make sure they are postmarked no later than 7/15/04! Late entries either will or will not be accepted! No exceptions except in the case of special exceptions!!
Okay, but I’ll probably get lost in that great big city of yours. Now let me get this straight, Khamul is the one with that big glow in the dark bullseye on his back?
Let me see, Mirkwood was falling in 6 turns, so now there are 5 left…I better tell the Wookies to get started packing.
Stewweee what is the loneliest number?
Dug
Leader of ELM
Two can be as bad as one. It’s the loneliest number SINCE the number one.
Complaining about your wedding again? 
Dug, glad to hear from you. I lost my surrender paperwork, was using a Dog Lord deliverly service…all full of excuses, no sign of documents. I’ll meet you at the glowing-circle dude.
Stewie
My delivery service is fine, thank you.
- Ben
Dog Lord
Then where is my damn Ginsu knife, Dog Breath?! How am I going to cook the elves, I mean, cook FOR the elves if I can’t even filet them . . . er, filet them cattle out back?! ELROND and GALADRIEL will be all in a tizzy if the Feast isn’t prepped in time! They’re wearing their * BEST DRESSES* you FREAKING FOOL!!! It’s a lot of pressure being Head Chef of Mirkwood and I shouldn’t have to wait for damn Ginsu Knife, Dog Breath!!
-Dragmaster Russ
Head Chef of Mirkwood