The first blood shall be shed on the walls of Minas Tirith, and from there Sauron’s forces shall sweep westward and drive the cowardly elves and their underlings into the sea. Prepare to die, man of Gondor…
- Dendra Dwar, Lord of Morannon
Originally posted by kardon
[b]Merry Christmas.ps- You’re all gonna die.
QA [/b]
No No No. Elves make excellent boot polishers; some of those must be kept around.
Ren the Unruly
Originally posted by benmin18
[b]Prepare to die, man of Gondor…
- Dendra Dwar, Lord of Morannon [/b]
Um okay. I’ll leave this shiney swordie thingie to Federico, that sneaky thingie to Glabradial, and those towns out west to those horsie lords…what? Already? Oh, okay. Well, that’s about it then. Oh right, this shiney ball thingie…give it to the Dwarf…that’ll freak them out.
Okay, ready to die.
Stewie
Best go ahead and set yourself on fire now and jump off a cliff. At least that way you’ll die pretty, Stewie. You’ll be a shooting star. But don’t set Faramir on fire just yet. He’s soooo dreamy and I think I see a twinkle in Eowyn’s eye! Tee hee!
-Russ for Khamul
Tricky tricky Camel. But don’t get so excited, sorry…Faramir doesn’t have it. He’s on his way home, muttering something about a Dwarf cheating at cards, “…explain it all to you in person…”, etc, blah blah. Ah well, less to specify in the will I guess.
Stewie
Merry Christmas.
ps- You’re all gonna die.
QA
Wow, QA you start so positive and then go negative. Yes, we can die; and I guess that means I gotta wish that the Nazgul un-die…which is what the Doglord is checking for under the Scotts’ kilts…such a confusing world.
Neutral Kings, Queens, Whomever; again greetings from a nation of tree lovers.
All, good luck (and bad) in the New Year!
Dug
Brad, what are you doing on our side of the river?
- Ben
Dog Lord
Originally posted by benmin18
… our side of the river?
Dog Lord
Well now, we’re going to have to settle this once and for all, aren’t we…?
Stewie
Originally posted by Player
[b]Well now, we’re going to have to settle this once and for all, aren’t we…?Stewie [/b]
Why, you’re quite right. I guess we’ll just have to take your side of the river as well.
To all Neutral Lords, I would like to point out that Gondor has invaded the lands of Mordor east of the Anduin. These bullying tactics will not be tolerated by the peace-loving orc folk of Mordor and we will take to arms to repulse the Gondor menace.
- Ben
Dog Lord
Listen not to the “peace loving” lord of the dogs. He looks like a dog, smells like a dog, and defecates all around the house like a dog. Choose well your future dinner guests Neutral Lords (and, well, Saruman too, I s’ppose… ;))
Stewie the Sanitary
Dogs may be smelly at times, but they’re also the most loyal of animals. Loyalty is something that the men of Gondor have no clue about since they decided to abandon their holdings east of the Anduin and now make a feeble attempt to get them back by force rather than through diplomacy. As I said, Neutral Lords, the peace-loving orc folk of Mordor shall rid Middle Earth of Gondor’s menace, so join our side and help us bring peace to Middle Earth.
- Ben
Dog Lord
Originally posted by benmin18
Dogs may be smelly at times, but they’re also the most loyal of animals.
Goodie. After they’ve pooped in the hall and smelled up the kitcken, they sit at the table drooling in your lap. We won’t even get into these “orc” things. The Men of Gondor believe every dog has his day and his place. The one called Dendra had his day an age or so ago, and his place will soon be the bottom of this river he so carps about. Courageous and resolute our folk are. Nagging and whining our enemies. Yes, the path is becoming more and more obvious, methinks.
And by the way, there are already lots of peaches along the Anduin. Quite the favourable climate, nice sandy loam, well drained. Many an orchard and vinyards too. Join your fellow Men in exterminating these desert and mountain creatures who defile our borders and threaten our lands.
Stewie the Stalwart
Hoarmurath’s first 2950 game. Kinda sleepy early on, huh ?
So far, my Ice K large vs. Stewies’ NG huge at Osigliath.
Any bets, any bets ?
Don - Ice King
Elves suck and so does Gondor… Why change a perfectly good taunt?
- Ben
Dog Lord
I guess there’s not much to taunt about turn 1, Don.
Uhm . . . Dragon Lord Rules!!!
-Russ for Khamul
Yo, RUSS!,
Methinks the Dragonlord has taken a chapter out of MP Holy Grail, “Run Away, Run Away”.
You can trust that the first artifact we locate will be the, ‘Holy Hand Grenade’. to get rid of that wabbitt.
Dug
Leader of NELF
Holy Hand Grenade. Check. I’ve already gotten a line on the Toenail Clippers you asked for last turn - better talk to the Corsairs about that one. I’m sending you some tomatoes also, thanks for the cross-stitching on turn 1, the wife likes the way you gave the talking rocks a “3-D” look.
Stewie, looking forward to a more exciting turn 2…
Has anybody heard from Dunland yet? I need to settle some stuff with him and I can’t seem to find him! I THOUGHT I had a line on him, but I was thinking of a different game apparently…
I’d say the taunting is well under way…
Hey, Gandalf! You’re hat is tatty, and your friends dress you funny!
Macman- Da Wiz
PS: Who else am I going to pick a fight with? Besides- he has a really big mage arti and I want it!
Macman- Da Wiz,
PS: Who else am I going to pick a fight with?
If you are looking for suggestions…Murazor, Khamul, Hoary Breath - all come to mind (and I didn’t even have to sit on Amon Hen).
Dug
Leader Of NELF
Elves still suck.
- Ben
Dog Lord