<<PS: Who else am I going to pick a fight with?
If you are looking for suggestions…Murazor, Khamul, Hoary Breath - all come to mind (and I didn’t even have to sit on Amon Hen).>>
Russ for Khamul the Shameless Kiss-Up
I’d pick fun at Sauron, but of the two, Gandalf is only likely to lower pop centre loyalties- and Sauron is prone to eating armies so I figured…
MacWiz
Courage is for those without hope.
Sauron is nothing that 200 gallons of visine couldn’t cure.
Dug
NELF
Yeah- but can you imagine how big the applicator would have to be to apply it all?
Macman
Da Wiz
Now you’re stuck in my side of the river, Brad. What are you going to do now?
Kick butt? Take names?
Sail?
So many possibilities - so many targets.
-Dug
NELF
Run away you mean…
Osgiliath refused to ratify the Northern Gondor Non Smoking Pact…now let them see how they like smoke.
Stewie the Old Tyme Politico
Stewie,
One quick statement please! I hope Ecthelion and his boy scouts are enjoying their hiking expedition. Nice to know the troubles facing Baranor just north of there do not bother Ecthelion too greatly. Your thoughts?
-Russ, Mirkwood Press
If you’re implicating Baranor in that paternity squabble surrounding Ecthelion’s daughter, I assure you that the government has a firm “No Comment” on that.
Stewie
Unlike the plea of, “No Contest” by Kruxtogg & Lassie.
Dug
NWELF
Wow,
Wookies map shows battles all over the place - gonna be a fun round. When the smoke clears (and it will) who will be standing? It might not be the brave, but it sure will be the few.
Dug
Well, I can guarantee quite a few Dragon Lord troops will not be standing. Ah, but such is life for a Dragon Lord.
-Russ/Dragon aka Your Whipping Boy
Yes, many a minor battle, and it appears the Lord of Dogs has gotten slightly the better of those supposed Rohan horsemen in all cases. And 3024 is burnt with Baranor and his minions at the bottom of the Anduin.
But where are those Freep “S” forces (South Gondor, Silvan and Sinda), I wonder aloud ?
Hoarmurath
The “S” forces have convened a new “S-Club”. They hang out drinking mead in the forest, no time for war. You’ll have to find a way to have 8 nations kill me all by myself. Best of luck.
Stewie
Cheez,
I payed my membership dues up front!!! Got a club card and everything…but heh, no forest rampage invites for the Noldo…you’re on the other side of the mountains, you aren’t needed, you don’t play ‘fair’.
Gonna go start my own club.
Dug
The droopy eared Elf
It’s time for the perfunctory question :
Macman, have you found the ring yet ?
Hoarm
Elves still suck.
Where’s that pest control service from Mordor I payed for 2 turns ago? This place is crawling with freepy crawlies!!
-Russ, In the Trenches of Mirkwood
We’re busy taking care of the roach problem in Rohan. You’re next on the list.