Stewie don’t need no help, thanks. I’ve sent my wife over (Gothmog, I’d highly suggest the 215 here…[shudder]…) to clean up after your pathetically hollow victories on the East Bank. So easy to manipulate you silly DS…
Stewie
<<In my case - it is just the facts (as they stand at this one moment in time). >>
This one present moment in time . . .Excellent. It’s your refusal to learn from the past and your inability to plan for the future that will be your team’s downfall! Mwah ha ha ha!
-Russ, In the Trenches of Mirkwood
Read the books, saw the movie, already know the future.
-Dug,
Looking down at ya in those trenches
Yeah, but those movies were made by Elves and we all know that Elves are a bunch of liars.
- Ben
Dog Lord
Keep it up and I will not sell you a shrubbery. Then you won’t be able to enter Greenwood.
- Dug
It just so happens that I, Russ of Mirkwood, , can make my own shrubberies. You see, I am a shrubber. Russell the Shrubber. I make and I sell shrubberies.
Ah, but in these economic hard times, can even the mighty Doglord afford two shrubberies?
Then there is the slight problem with Herrings being out of season.
-Dug
Has anyone but me noticed that Game 233 just gets weirder and weirder?
With the FP strongarming the Rhun and apparently having the Duns in their pocket since turn 0, I hope the other neutrals will see which side is a team they would want to actually ally with and fight alongside. (Hint, it’s the DS!!! )
-Russ in the Trenches of Mirkwood
Well Russ, whatever bogus pile of verbal dung you spun at the Rhun has likely worked. Add in Darrell Shimel’s extremely reasonable and mature position and I can only but assure everyone here that Stewie has officially retired his position of War Yapper. You’ll hear no more from him or me. Enjoy this stupid game.
You’re quitting? What happened?
- Ben
Dog Lord
Looks like Stewie moved, as Faramir and his bronze boys showed up at 3017. Is that still you, Stewie, or a unreasonable facsimile thereof ?
Hoarm
Does it really matter? He’s going to get stomped.
- Ben
Dog Lord
Dol Guldur has some tight legs, doesn’t she? The woodies and Sinda try and try but they can’t quite squeeze in!
-Russ, in the Trenches of Mirkwood
And if I forget… Elves suck. And so does Gondor.
- Ben
Dog Lord
Well if Stewie & Player are gone, it leaves me to turn out the lights.
“POOF”
Dug
::whamp::
Did you feel that? You were kicked on the way out! The humiliation! The horror!!
-Russ in the Trenches
“Click”
Sure nuff, I smell dragon poop, and my shin hurts, musta been Russ. Glad I got a new lightbulb.
While I’m kinda sorta on the topic…who would want to get into Dol Guldor? Only thing good about that place is it gives Dendra Dwar something to lift his leg to. Of course he is tooooo busy wiping out the Riders…
Dug
Still looking down into those trenches
HA!
I’ve got a player rating of straight 100’s!!! Ya wanna quit now?
Dug
That’s ok. I’m not even ON ANY of the lists except for where 2 players voted me best enemy. I’m sure it was based on my mouth and not my tactics, though! 
Russ
Originally posted by RKFloyd
[b]2 players voted me best enemy. I’m sure it was based on my mouth and not my tactics, though!Russ [/b]
I thought the vote was for “guy you most enjoyed stomping on”. Count me as one of those…
As for the sad circumstances we find ourselves in with this particular rendition of Emily Kills Russ, well, my fine (and likely feathered) DS enemies have taken our Dun quite to task on another thread. I feel much better now, a little light headed, actually.
As for Faramir, well, Rohan has those college pictures of him. Not much I could do. I’ll appreciate it if your big scary dude (I won’t mention any names) does as I expect him to do and, like Osgiliath and Baranor, I get my way again.
Stewie Ruling All