And the Elves and Woodies took their balls and went home. ::sniff::
Well, at least we have them, unlike poor Russ; that veternary thing and all, honestly, did they really tell you that you were going to get to meet Lassie?
Dug,
Another Elf
Opps, sorry, I meant Ben escorted by Russ, ya know, seen one Nazgul, ya seen them all.
Dug
At least Nazgul don’t prance around the woods in dresses like elves…
- Ben
Dog Lord
Aye Lassie,
Those be kilts…and don’t you be atryin to peek.
Dug
“Elves and Woodmen”
“Elves and Woodmen”
Who cares about Elves and Woodmen except Elves and Woodmen? This is all about you and me and how you will bow before me and all that. Get over Mirkwood, my boys. Rohan schmohan. The books were about me and my city, so stick to the script already.
Stewie the Vain
Bah, the books were written by some pansy in a skirt… Everyone knows that “evil will always triumph because good is dumb.”
- Ben
Dog Lord
Why so quiet…?
- Ben
Dog Lord
South Gondor and I have been arguing.
“Please come and help me invade Mordor!”
“I’m sorry, but I’m too busy posting camps named after my cousins.”
“Um, you mustn’t have heard me, I’m playing NG in MEPBM, and I was really really hoping you’d send lots of troops to help me invade Mordor…see?”
“Oh don’t worry, we have lots of time to name agents, I’ll just be over here training my secondary skills. Call me if you need anything.”
“Clint: Please take the SG position from this retard and give it to me!”
“Sorry Brad, can’t do that. Why not try talking nice-like to your allies sometime? It can work wonders.”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
So, you see, not much time for you lately.
Stewie
SG can re-invent himself in the Northwest this way - it’s a good base in which to launch attacks on… well…
Or maybe he is too busy partying in those forests with your elven
friends ?!
( I know, Ben, elves suck…)
Hoarm
So South Gondor is useless, eh…?
- Ben
Dog Lord
Ben doesn’t have to say “Elves Suck” “Elves Suck” anymore 'cause I let him become the #1 poster on this list. It was sad having to read through post after post of such inane drivel. I could just imagine his poor little face, all scrunched up in fear and desperation - “57 more…okay, 56 more…good, 55 more…I’m gonna beat this guy dammit…”
In fact, it’s much the same face I make every turn when I get my reports from my ally to the West - “Everything going swimmingly mate! Named a 10-10-10 and wow! He got a bonus to his mage rank! It might be some time before I can send him out to visit, he has lots of schooling before he’s ready to travel. Hope all is well for you. Can you still get that mage guy to cast Reveal Production for me? I’d like my bronze to be the same as my steel so it’s easier to make my HC all shiney. Okay, talk to you later!”
Originally posted by Player
Ben doesn’t have to say “Elves Suck” “Elves Suck” anymore 'cause I let him become the #1 poster on this list. It was sad having to read through post after post of such inane drivel. I could just imagine his poor little face, all scrunched up in fear and desperation - “57 more…okay, 56 more…good, 55 more…I’m gonna beat this guy dammit…”
Blah blah, whatever… Gondor sucks…
I was number one for a while before I actually had to do some work which is when you overtook me. But now that I’m slacking again I’ve got plenty of time to write inane drivel…
Elves suck…
- Ben
Dog Lord
Ya know, once in a faraway land, I saw a Rottweiler crossed with a basset hound…funny how I picture the Dog Lord.
Dug
Leader to ELF (elm liberation front)
Originally posted by deevel
Leader to ELF (elm liberation front)
Anyone seen an elm in Mordor? Anyone?? Puh-LEEEEZE!?!?
Stewie the Lonely One
Yes, I am the Lonely One,
I am the ONly One,
Yes, I am the Only One,
WhoooooooEeeeeeee
[screeeetch]
Sorry 'bout that guys. Old tape. Won’t happen again.
Stewie
Originally posted by deevel
[b]Ya know, once in a faraway land, I saw a Rottweiler crossed with a basset hound…funny how I picture the Dog Lord.Dug
Leader to ELF (elm liberation front) [/b]
I once saw a a tree crossed with a… Uh… I got nothing. RUSS, think of a snappy comeback for me.
- Ben
Dog Lord
Koo Koo Kachoo Stewie,
As for ELM - Elves Liberate Mordor…from one small acorn the mighty oak does grow, and with the amount of dog doo on the ground something besides Russes mushrooms should have a chance.
Dug
I once saw a movie called “Moulin Rouge” . . full of sexually ambiguous guys dancing and prancing and singing “Like a Virgin”. Funny, that’s how I picture the <insert whatever crappy elven nation Dig Dug is here---->
Elves Suck.
Russ, In The Trenches of Mirkwood
Russ,
You sure you want to stick with that one? It must be late there in Central Carolina or wherever…c’mon, we’ve seen better!
Brad
Now that you have brought it up, I have actually been on stage at the Moulin Rouge in Paris…but that is another story for another time.
Oh the memories.
Dug
the other elf
If Dug is the “other” elf, who is the “other, other” elf ? Or is there only one ?
Hoarm (from the Eiffel Tower)