I wont be replying any longer on this Forum
Smoyes thats rich questioning my quotes as not in line with Middleearth, yet king minnow ( you know what they say about people who claim how ‘big’ they are).
He is going to name his characters after pornstars - hope he doesnt use some of the less tastefull names here and hardly in keeping with Middleearth based on a mythic ancient saxon like england.
Gees WessexSlayer,
All I gotta say is “Chill, cool down dude”.
Let’s not get your bowels in an uproar.
By the way how does the garden grow in 2934 and your allotment in 3035. Risking one of your lords so early.
Will he place his head on his own accord on a spike at the west gate entrance to my capital or will I have to do it for him,
Come on dont be shy
The Games afoot, the avenger’s associates finds out secrets thats her business , and there are secret enemies to the west and sw of me and what else has been brought to my attention in the area and as they say ‘revenge is best served up cold’
I have so many trophies, and now the sgondor brings me 3 more.
So kind, the sleeper has only just awoken, but already we are ready to teach the clueless for daring to enter my kingdom.
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we await the free army with anticipation, maybe they will get across the bridge in time or may be they wont, will it collapse under their weight, who knows, who dares to guess. What a shame to travel so far but to no avail.
Poor ol South Gondor, he is running out of names for his suicide squad leaders (how many virgins did u promise that sucker), we await with eagerness what he will come up with next.
‘Dead Man standing’, ‘Zombie Lord’ , ‘The man with no future’ , ‘Lord Backstabber’, ‘Everybody Dies’ – damm it did I slip that one in.
I am applogise for being an idiot, but the puns will continue if in keeping with game
Helooooo everybody… sorry for the late check-in, but my baggage got held up in customs. Security crossing the Misty Mountains is intense, and getting a birth certificate and passport from the early second age is a real challenge!
Dragon Lord- are you here? I skimmed through this thread, and perhaps missed a note from you. I was expecting more from Goblin Gate… Your taxes or your relations aren’t what they should be methinks… good news for me of course but I didnt budget for this many surviving troops! You’ll bankrupt me at this pace!!!
WK- I saw you one board back- are you still playing? I was wondering if your little away-party was trying something clever to bugger up our plans to wipe you out of the north west… I guess not eh? I hope you have some decent bolt holes in the south… not much left up here anymore…
QA- I’ll try to get SG to post to the board. He seems amused by your appraisal of the situation. We’ll see what happens! You actually picked one of the names I suggested he use… I must confess, I figured a player that anticipated the naval attack so effectively, would have dealt with his little foray by now. Never fear! It will be over soon 
Did/Are you playing game 221?
Macman- Noldo 235
Glad to know you have it full covered in
I hope your lord still has all his lovely artefacts with him. It would be so sweet to take these baubles off him a long with his head
And by the way dont worry I know exactly what characters you have at both the Village, and other settlements in QA area.
If nothing else QA is a mistress at spotting characters, so should be intresting. You know you have to use 2 orders to do what u have planned fight like a man or dont u have the bottle? We will see wont we.
Of course if you manage to cross the bridge in time, and even if you take backup mt , I hope u brought enough troops to do the job? Even if you choose to destroy the camps, I will merely take them back off you, whether they are ruins or not.
and No I dont play in game221
I bring bad tidings to the FREE.
SEIGE LIFTED AT CAPITAL and another SGondor suicide leaders head is placed on a spike outside the gate as promised.
More bad tidings I bring:-
Oh dear did ‘Every body dies’ well just die, I mean how many hints do I have to give you and beaten by a girl. Everbody’s head will placed on a spike at capital western gate. Imrahil flees the scene ( we can hear him scream like girl as he flees). Dont worry we have special place for him already and yes it involves another spike
Free armies spotted @ 3035 and pray what are those wandering ministerals doing @ 3334. Will they be caught in a trap now they managed to cross the bridge (or did we let them cross) who dares to guess.
Disturbances have already started in the new village of 3035
Imrahil has so much to do but ‘what will he do with the time he has left’.
Will he fortfy this one for me, or will he recruit more troops. Any more S gondor commanders up for grabs.
Also I bring news of Taurnils death, who is next ?
Alert Alert Pointy Ear Alert. Do I detect a pointy eared fellow in the area not 2 hexes away from my capital. Who can it be this lurker ???
So many targets, so many camps to take control. you even saved me the expense of creating camps and fortifying them - how kind of you!
Greetings “WessexSlayer”,
you’re doing the same like “Vandal” did, you’re answering your own posts without a deeper sence.
I’ve done a lot’s of LAT’s and mostly all of the desired arties are in the hands of the Freps.
We still have some time 'till I’ll declare, but you should use it !
Have Fun !
Gixxxer
Gixxer if you choose to go free thats your choice. if you are then standup and be counted. If baubles buy your loyalty then is nothing more that can be said is there?
The south is swarming with DS agents. Elrond may think he has the upper hand but he is wrong. S gondor thinks they have tightned the noose, but I am only getting stronger and I have already broken his puny blockade through the co-ordinated help of my brave DS.
No sense eh Gixxer, what do you want diagrams?
Just wondering why those who have promoted Sgondor has having finished off the Arvenger have gone rather quiet all of
a sudden. Still if they and anyone else that contemplates joining their position want to come down south. Then fine, less pressure on Mordor and more easy training for our agents.
Slayer,
I don’t need diagrams etc. and I don’t need any threats !
You’re the Dragon ?
Do you want to play with me ?
I like dragons, but I don’t like your tungue.
Have Fun !
Gixxxer
No I am the Quiet Avenger, strike Quiet. You will find most dragons will only join us. The free well they just get eaten. Especially those yummy dwarves.Nor do I accept threats from you!
Just do what you have to do and of course I would not be surprised you are kinda of surrounded are you not, its the easy thing to do
As for king whooper or whatever the clown of rohan, sorry did mean king of rohan, but it just slipped out.
He has gone very quiet of late
I’ve only gone quiet because you just seem to babble, yes, babble about things you know nothing about. I sure hope the DS have you negotiating with all the neutrals.
King Whooper of the Rohan
Clown of Rohan you have gone quiet since you have nothing to say.
if S gondor, thinks he is got it made in QA territory he is sadly mistaken.
I dont bother negotiating with nations that have already made their mind up. Duns tend to go free anyway. It would be suicide not to.
Wessexslayer, you remind me of one of those spoiled kids who think that they always have to have the last word, well like those spoiled kids, you will have your fanny tanned.
King Whooper of the Rohan
We use the word arse in England. The word you used means something else. So please dont use rude words on this forum
ok got it. I see you can abuse players but I cant?
As I said I am waiting for this killer punch you have planned. Still waiting. Fancy trying to taking on QA right next to the Cloud lord area. SOunds like suicide that. But then S gondor knows all about sucide troops.
Perhaps you would like to ask your ally s gondor, what happened to his attack on my capital.
I have been far to busy running around in Mirkwood following trails of the pointy ear elves and finally i caught up with one, at Dol Guldur but i overheard that Taurnil was tired so i relieved him of his duties.
I’m playing in game # 221 who wants to ask?