But, but Gixxxer,
The spam has all the pretty girls on it!!!
King Whooper of the Rohan
Keeper of the Handbag
Scott,
I have a pretty girl here at home !
This “spams” aren’t enough for an “appetizer”.
Have Fun !
Gixxxer
Gixxxer,
Does Anja know you have a pretty girl at home?
Have fun,
King Whooper of the Rohan
Keeper of the Handbag of Death
Hi there Scott,
I guess she knows !
Have Fun !
Gixxxer
So,
Anja knows and she’s fine with it?
(Actually, Gixxxer, I know it’s Anja your talking about as being the pretty girl).
Just giving you a wee bit of a hard time.
King Whooper of the Rohan
Keeper of the Handbag of Death
Scott,
Anja knows about it.
Hey, what’s about the game ?
The time will come and I’ll have to join a team.
Up to now I’ve received the common stuff from both sides.
It’s not so easy to decide between common stuff of DS and common stuff of the Freps.
I’m able to cook my soup on my own fire for a long while, but it’s boring.
Let me know what’s going on there !!
Have Fun !
Gixxxer
Gixxxer,
What’s pretty much going on is that you should join us because we’re much prettier than the DS. Look at our women folk, are you looking?, now look at the DS women folk; no comparison is there? Our womenfolk are SO MUCH PRETTIER (except for the Dwarves, but even hairy women can be beautiful in a sick sort of way). Now take it further, if we win with you on our side, your decendents will have the pick of the beautiful women of the free. Now, if you join the DS and they win, your decendents will have to choose an Orcish women and your grandkids will all be ugly and smell foul. Choice is becoming easier.
Gixxxer, think of your kids to be, think of your grandchildren, imagine how revolting it would be for Anja to have to pick up a orc granddaughter (Yuk!). Join us and have movie star quality grandkids!!!
King Whooper of the Rohan
To the DS of 235,
Are ya’ll even out there? Come ON, give us a wee bit of a challenge.
King Whooper of the Rohan
Keeper of the Handbag of Death
As the little people sing (you know the little people, Hobbits and Dwarves):
Ding Dong, the Khamul is dead,
Which old Khamul?
The DEAD Khamul!
Tough Luck Dark Ones,
Maybe, just maybe,
You’ll get REAL LUCKY and win something soon.
King Whooper
Khamul ( ia ) is dead ???
In the case you want me to join ya !
I need to hear a bit more from you and I need it HERE !
Gixxxer
Yes Gixxxer, Khamul is dead. He must of forgot his contacts or something along those lines and didn’t run away from the Elf that was there. It was a grand battle, but Khamul zigged when he should of zagged and it was over. It could of been that Khamul’s sword and magic was no match for the Handbag of Death!!! You know, I’ve copied it and equiped all our troops with it, it’s deadly, would you like some copies? Now, only seven more Nazgul and we’ll have the clean sweep.
King Whooper of the Rohan
Turn comes out today. Any Nazgul going to die? Bring em to King Whooper and we’ll whoop em, whoop em good and hard.
King Whooper of the Rohan
Greetings King Whopper,
I’ve already got my results and the sun is shining bright in the lands of the Duns.
Haven’t heard so much rumours about killed Nazguls.
But I’ve heard that some nations of the Neutrals are a bit bored and that they need to decide !
Ha, Ha, Ha
Have Fun !
Gixxxer
Well, well, well…
The lowly DS finally decide to strike out from Mordor and all they can do is make 3017? Pitiful, pitiful, pitiful…
I’ll meet and beat the IK army there and then it’s back to knocking on Mordor’s doors.
What happened to Ashburgnul? Another victim to the Handbag of Death. None can withstand it, all fear it.
King Whooper of the Rohan
Aah fine words from the rohan, running around and around going nowhere fast.
S gondor - I am still here and no matter what words you name your characters as funny as they are. u are wasting your time.
its costing u more to hire etc, then its costing me.
But carry on as you see fit.
Perhaps one of your illustrious characters then the mere dross you have sent so far will like to place their head on a spike outside my city gates.
Hooo,
looks like the battle will be fought with some more earnest !
Sleepers must awake ?!
Hmm ?
They’ve slept so long, so why waking them up now ?
Ha, Ha, Ha !
Have Fun !
Gixxxer
Me thinks WessexSlayer has his books and games mixed up. The sleeper must awaken is from Dune, not LOTR.
Well, now that we have the sleeping slayer straightened out, lets party. Yes, I know, the middle of a war is no real time for a party, but, hey, anytime is Miller Time, or Bud Time, or almost any beer time. By the way, what do you Orcs drink? Snail piss? It sure made a Hobbit puke, and a Hobbit can drink nearly anything.
King Whooper of the Rohan
Bud and other miller beer is piss water infact its almost the same colour compared to fine ales
but the elves and men are so delicate arent they.
oh so u read books do you
of course ‘king whooper’ which is well known name in Middle Earth,
Oh,
looks at as last one sleeper is awaken, hopefully you haven’t slept too long !
Have Fun !
Gixxxer