Can you guys let me know who’s dead and who’s not.
Oh and Fletch zombies don’t count, ok?
I think the list of the dead is still classified… join one of us and we’ll spill the beans in detail methinks. There are a number of nations being pressured right now though- Dragon Lord has had to relocate and Sinda lost a bunch of stuff rather recently…
Macman
Lord Lionatus,
The water is freezing! What Gondor did not know when it sank our navy is that we are incredible swimmers! It may have taken a little longer, but at last, my army runs amok in Gondor and is, so far, unanswered (save for the pleas of fleeing villagers and peons). So far, we have concentrated on cleansing the Elf-kind out of Gondor. We do not desire combat with our Brothers, the Gondorians. Wishing for a peaceful reunification with Gondor, I and my band of trusty Zombie-Pirate Missionaries labored long in the capital city of Minas Tirith preaching to our Brothers-o’-the- Sea. At last, the Reunification has begun as Minas Tirith now flies the Flag of the Eye and above that, the Flag of the Dread Pirate Sangarunya. Soon, all the Cities of Gondor will follow suit and declare allegiance to Emperor Sangarunya and his right-hand man, Sauron!
In answer to your other question, Minas Tirith has been painted PINK! In honor of the . . . rather . . . . er . . . feminine ways of the Gondorians (i.e. not fighting!)
-Sangarunya
Lord of Umbar and Minas Tirith United
Pink eh?
I always wondered about you Zombie Pirates and now i know. Sounds like there is a whole lot of Necrophilia going around. Must have picked that up in the tropics along with the Dengue eh??
Just call me Pink Floyd!
Ok, that was bad…
- Ben
Silvan Elves
The DwarvenNinja replies. I’d love to see him in his black jammies!!!
Pink Floyd!!! Well I suppose the victory rendition would be The Wall, no more?
Did the threads on old forum degrade this badly ? 
Hmmm… Finally have managed to get onto these boards.
NG laughs at your puny efforts against us.
Thomas
NG
What efforts. I’ve done nothing to no-one. Duns always get stitched up for someone else’s wrong-doing…
Hey! NG!! Finally, an avatar to address my slurs and insults too…
If you dont mind, at the end of the game, Im curious to know what the loyalty loss was when your capital fell- Sinda? Can I ask you to do the same- I would be much obliged.
Macman
Lionatus,
NG was Obviously referring to the Dark Servants. If you DON’T mind, please allow ME the honour of being self-absorbed to the point of megalomania? It doesn’t look good on such pathetic bow-legged hairy little freaky people as you and yours.
Macman,
The loyalties in the NG pops actually went UP. Like many large and diverse nations, the outer regions always feel an envious jealousy to the self-declared Centre of the World and get positively giddy when bad things happen there.
Saruman, setting things straight
Or perhaps the people are looking forward to thier impending change in leadership, thus the increase???
Macman
Saruman, haven’t seen you braving the fires of any Blarog in the vicinity. Warmest thing my scouts sya you’ve been near is hot chocolate. Seems the white hand is suffering from arthritis and perhaps senility and blindness creeping in too. Your people are a good foot shorter than my plains striding folk. And if they are bow-legged at least its because they can remember what they’re lojns are for…
Ever wishing to remind old folk that it wasn’t always so good in their day…
Marshall Lionatus
That should have read loins, so we can’t spell. Can spit anything on a spear though!!!
Well in MY day, those fair-haired folk were scattered across the east fighting off goblins and easterlings with pointy sticks… and I walked to the tower everyday in gale force winds, uphill, both ways… the life of a wizard has never been easy.
As for the balrog- I just dropped in, said hi, fended him off and dropped a camp on his toe. Asbestos tent materials was a MUST, and worked well for a long time… I just wasn’t interested in standing around while he whiped the dungeon floors with my scrawny hide though- so I left. With age comes wisdom, and knowing when to leave is a prerequisite to GETTING old ya know?
Your tall warriors would do well to learn this one no?
Macman
WW#2
Sheesh…
You guys may have taken Tirith and perhaps you’ll hurt South Gondor a bit, but the beating we’re going to lay down on the Cloud Lord, Dragon Lord, and Dog Lord will more than make up for it. I imagine someone’s getting knocked out this turn, and I’m sure it’s not going to be anyone from our side.
So, NYAH! 
- Ben
Silvan Elves
Ah yes, the Forum. How’s it going around here? Nice, nice, oh that’s good one, yes yes, Uhgblug write this one down, yes yes very good. Excellent. In good hands then, okay, off we go.
Saruman the Delegator
<<I imagine someone’s getting knocked out this turn, and I’m sure it’s not going to be anyone from our side.>>
What?? You’re surprise attacking the Duns then?
Don’t worry, Lion, we won’t let those bullies . . .eh . . .bully you!
-Seameister