Very interesting…
- Ben
Silvan Elves
What’s interesting? WHAT!!! I still haven’t recieved my turn. Is this another FP scam to rob me of my dignity? (what’s left of it …)
Russ / Cors
Dignity??
The nuclear Beaver has more dignity than you!!
When I own a nude bar, thats what I will call it!!<S>
Wow, some funky stuff on both sides… Each side will have stuff to gloat about.
- Ben
Silvan Elves
Well I certainly have nothing to gloat about as far as this silly little document goes. I’m STILL the Supreme Lord of All Middle Earth, mind you, all others being FOOLS…
Saruman the One
Well, can anyone at least tell me the status on Minas Tirith? I’m pretty sure it’s still FP but I won’t know until I get my pdf (HINT HINT Harley!!)
Russ / Cors (?)
Why would you want your pdf ? It’s nothing but sad news. A death here, a death there - nothing but misery:D
Woody
P.S. Saruman is no master, lord or whatever. He’s merely an ordinary peasant with an ego the size of … something big…
Originally posted by Ulrik Bisgaard
P.S. Saruman is no master, lord or whatever. He’s merely an ordinary peasant with an ego the size of … something big…
This is titillating - HHHOOOW big IIIS it? 
Saruman
ps - let’s keep that thing between Woodies sister and the Larach Football Club quiet
Damn Balrog tried toasting my mage. Duns reporting in again. Ok Freeps you owe me big style now. Thats 15 big ones for a job well done. Now to see if the promise was worth the trust. Don’t let me down I have the WW by the throat…
Appreciable rates can be negotiated, neutral nation for hire… covert, political and military assignments can now be undertaken. Looking to become head-henchman for alliance with security concerns…
A once in a lifetime deal since all other neutrals swiftly snapped up…
ok ecnounter update. It is definately not a good idea to SEARCH when at Moria whether you can see the Balrog or not. Seems the big black guy hides in the big black corner…
You’d think it’d be hard for a Balrog to hide with all that flame! 
Getting the encounter report, he had it switch off. Daylight savings not applicable to Moria obviously…
Encounter for ??? at 2212
As ??? entered the cavern to start a search, his intended mission was instantly forgotten as his gaze
fell on the huge blackened being with the smouldering eyes of a Balrog, who was very evidently displeased at
his uninvited entrance. The Balrog looked sneeringly down at the mage before him. It would be fun to
slaughter this puny mage, he thought. The Balrog watched as he launched magical attacks which fizzled before
reaching the Balrog’s huge body. He grew afraid as he felt the Balrog ready his own magical powers.
Suddenly, a burning whip hit the mage with stunning force. it spun him around and struck him again and
again. The Balrog laughed as his opponent fell to the ground gasping for breath and writhing in pain. “So
fall all of my enemies,” he roared and flaming lances of fire from the great sword pierced the mage’s body.
As his enemy fell, the Balrog turned with satisfaction and left the scene. It was only some hours later that
the mage regained consciousness and, although gravely wounded, he was able to flee the scene.
Area was supposedly clear.
Well, it’s become a battle of attrition.
The Dragon Lord and Dog Lord are on life support, and both Gondors are taking a beating.
Who will put who out first? Interesting question…
- Ben
Silvan Elves
<<and both Gondors are taking a beating.>>
A little thing I like to call “Revenge of the Corsairs !” Hurray! Rise from the sea, my dead zombie pirates!
Russ / Cors
Ohh man, zombie pirates…thats it I gotta find a game where I can play the Corsairs and make zombie pirates.
How about zombie Dwarves…two dead this turn, nice to see that curse action finally payed dividends on Dain, man that had to suck wasting all those curses on one dude…and still the army marches on!!!
Khand will die now…
Khand aint gone yet bub!
Going perhaps… but not gone!
Groin seems to have had a fatal injury (when he was ‘pulling’ up the stakes on that camp… I told him to stretch before he began working out… would he listen? No! One less dwarven army in the world.
Anyhoo- so much for the great conquest of Morannon eh? I guess the Orc laughter will continue a while longer. Is this an officially stalled moment for the freep drive in the west?
And the cleansing of Mirkwood? Rohan missed a turn or just not having any luck at threats lately… hmmm… it’s only a town for pete’s sake! Repeat after me “Grrrr” Now you do it but with some gusto! Threats don’t work when you whine at them from the eaves of the forest. Get your sword loosened up already! Be a man!
Finally- Minas Tirith. Flying the flag of the eye. Who’d uh thunked it huh? Oh yeah that’s right. We thunked it. And we took it. Best of luck taking the place back fellas!
Last note- what’s with you guys and my town anyways? Read the signs- “no freeps allowed”
Macman
PS: More diatribe when Ive read all the turns…
You guys have hurt us a bit, we’ve hurt you in turn, I imagine this can go one for a while.
- Ben
Silvan Elves
Meant to ask before. Hows the water Russ?
Must be nice to have boats to play in!!
So what colours the white city being repainted?