Snicker
Things are looking up…
- Ben
Silvan Elves
Typical Elf. MY emissary squad gets slaughtered, and he’s all rosy. Some ally this…I suppose I can look to the Dwarf for sympathy…
Saruman, Mourning on his Honeymoon
My sympathies, Saruman the Wise. We shall avenge their deaths, ten-fold.
- Lindal, Elven Master of Shadowy Death
Barduath, flipped… Khand capital, flipped… WK major town, flipped… Two IK emmies, dead… One CL army commander, dead… One CL agent, dead… Yeah, the loss of a Rohan commander and WW emmies hurts a bit, but we’re inside Mordor, and there’s not much you guys can do to stop us. I see the beginning of the end for the Dark Servants, although it has been a very good game.
- Ben
Silvan Elves
You forgot death of dwarf commander by sickness.
Bah, not too worried about dwarves… they breed about as fast as orcs. I remember hearing about the nightmares of a dwarven woman’s fertility… brings a shudder to my delicate elven stature.
- Lindal, Recovering From Dwarven Women Imagery
The DS are being remarkably quiet at the moment aren’t they ?
Have we accidentally killed them all and therefore have no one left to actually worship us ?
Baranor
NG
I’ll bring a shudder to your Elven stature, with the flat side of my axe!
Apparently Khand is rife with diseases. This isnt the first time someone has died of wierd plagues down their. But, Gloin thought he could hack it. His final words before departing were…
“I feast daily on twelve draights of vitamins, have an ancient Easterling medicine bag tied around my ankle and a whole carriage full of leaches. Let 'em stop me!”
Medicine has never been our strong point. Why fix a limb when good ole cauterizing and a hacksaw work just fine. But sometimes, people get strange ideas about washing thier hands and bathing…BATHING! Thats an elf thing, certainly not something any Dwarf worth his salt would try. Come to think of it, Gloin may have been into bathing…serves him right!
Bah, dwarves are dumb… And smelly…
- Lindal
Clean Silvan Elf
Fear not, Baranor. My DS servants have not went the way of your Southern Gondorian brothers. Soon you shall feel the wrath of Sangarunya (again).
Yeah, you can go on about wrath all you want but Mordor will be burning…
- Ben
Silvan Elves
Mordor? HA! I don’t give a rat’s tail for Mordor. Mordor is nothing but a land of cowards who bow to and praise me incessantly! I would probably burn it myself, but you’re saving me the trouble. At least they won’t suffer the same fate as you and your kin. My liutenant, Sauron, will see to that.
Sangarunya
The Dark Lord
And excuse my poor spelling. I’m a very tired Dark Lord right now.
Sangarunya
I guess I’m just going to have to come and pay a visit to the Havens of Umbar… Now let me count the hexes…
- Ben
Silvan Elves
Promises, promises.
You wouldn’t want me to disappoint you now, would you?
- Ben
Silvan Elves
Disappoint who? Wake me up when something interesting happens. Duns really have to get a mapreader to teach my troops which direction is which. Scaring lots of raccits though. Good practice for pirate hunting!!
Rabbits are harder tyo catch though but taste better.
<<You wouldn’t want me to disappoint you now, would you?>>
Too late. You’ve been disappointing me for 20-some-odd turns now.
Lionatus, there are no rabbits in Imdorad. Suggest you move on out and hunt elsewhere.
Imdorad wheres that, told you my maps are useless.
It’s ok, I’ll just direct your troops to Morannon or the Havens of Umbar.
- Ben
Silvan Elves