Game 235 - Turn 26

General
#1

The countdown continues…

  • Ben
    Silvan Elves
#2

Countdown? I think we’re on about number “102476” or so. Have you got what it takes?

Tell Saruman this “agent biz” just isn’t for him. Don’t get me wrong, the loss of a 30 commander is very devestating and all that . . . How will I ever afford another?

Those cheeky SG turds . . . here I thought they had learned how to hire an army, and it was a blasted Duns army all along. I can’t wait to squash it like a bug!!

Russangarunya

#3

Emily. EMILY :confused: You should see her pictures…gorgeous little toddler, says “Dada” and “Moo” and “Baaa”. Very cute. Unless your name is Russangarunya, and when she reaches her little toddler hands out, palms up, and goes “Aaahnaaa???”, you run for the hills. What a wuss.

Sarubrad Proud Dad

#4

Oh, Russ, Russ, Russ… we know SO MUCH MORE than you think… Do I need to do a rundown of inactive nations for you? Snicker

  • Ben
    Silvan Elves
#5

Yes.

#6

Sarubrad,

I’m sorry to have missed meeting sweet little Emily. You see, there was an incident involving some … . wild camels . . .or something . . . and I had to attend to it with haste! I do hope to meet her one day, though. I hope she comes for another visit soon!

Russangarunya

#7

Sigh Russ, do you really want me to go through this list? It’d be quite an embarassment I think.

  • Ben
    Silvan Elves
#8

Yes.

#9

Sarubrad,

You must thank your agent for blowing that pesky harbor for me. After failing to bring it down with a commander 6 turns in a row, I had given up on it.

Russangarunya

#10

Sigh

Khand, dead… Long Rider, dead… Cloud Lord, dead… Dragon Lord, on life support, Dog Lord, on life support, Dark Lts., soon to be on life support… Meanwhile you guys knocked out the Sinda, that’s it.

  • Ben
    Silvan Elves
#11

We knocked out a nation? Hurray!! How did we do that? We’re even better than I thought. This gives me new resolve and purpose to fight to the end. I figure if we knock out one nation every year (which we have done so far!) this game will be over in about 11 years. Happy One-Year Anniversary, Game 235!!

Russangarunya

#12

Just the one…

Meanwhile we look to knock out a few more.

Hooray for anniversaries!

  • Ben
    Silvan Elves
#13

Knocked out the Sinda? Ohhh right…we were supposed to tell 'em it was a consolation prize!

Dont worry Russ, we’ll come to Umbar eventually.

Fletch
King of the World Spanning Dwarves!

#14

Don’t bother going to Umbar, ChickenRunya will simply high-tail it for the bush league camel races in the far desert. I think we’ll leave the Piewrit Wreath till the end. He’s funny.

Saruman Prioritizing

#15

What? What’s that Lassie? What’s that girl? The Corsairs are stuck in a well?? And so are the Dark Lts??? Ah, well, let’em rot…

  • Ben
    Silvan Elves
#16

And what, girl? Ben is stuck in a hole? At Saruman’s? And he Likes it? A lot? What are you trying to insinuate, Lassy?

Bad dog!!!

#17

Aye-yaaaa

#18

Oh you Freps,
you’re so sure that you’ll win this game.

A real character-show-off at Barad Dur.

We will give A- and B-notes for your performance.

I guess you won’t earn so many points.

Allways yours,

Gixxer

#19

Yeah, we’ll win. After we’re through with Mordor, we’ll be coming down south to burn out everything you have left down there. Barad Dur won’t be flying your flag for much longer.

  • Ben
    Silvan Elves
#20

The South might be a tougher nut to crack than you anticipate . . .

Long live the South, yeee haw!

Russangarunya
Rebel Pirate Wraith