Well well, what new disasters await the Dark Servants this time? Stay tuned!
- Ben
Silvan Elves
And which White Wizard schmuk will feel the sting of the “Green Skull”, Sangarunya’s Zombie-Ninja-Assassin’s Cutlass? Let’s hope Sarubrad doesn’t special service again this turn! 
Russangarunya
Gosh, I lost a village and Legolas. Oh well…
Allurac is dead, FINALLY, so that’s nice.
- Ben
Silvan Elves
Only took you, like, 10 turns. I wrote that army off a long time ago and thought I was going to have to whack it myself.
Anything else to brag about? You do realize you are my first source for information?
Russangarunya
Gee, I don’t know what other bad news I could give you considering we don’t really have any.
- Ben
Silvan Elves
Oh wait, I lied… we got a bit more bad news. Another Dwarven commander succumbed to an illness near the eastern gap of Mordor. Good thing Dwarves breed like rabbits, so there’s plenty more where they came from. Oh, and the WK is dead. Up next, the Dragon Lord.
- Ben
Silvan Elves
Yeah WK is dead,
good work, but it was very easy to do !
Maybe we will meet in another game, maybe a game where I was able to play from the start on and maybe with a team !
I promise you : You won’t win it this way ( and not so easy ) !
Ha, ha, ha
Gixxxer
Have fun little smurf !
I think I got my turn in…what that for today? Yesterday? I can’t find anything around here, I can’t seem to see very welll…in fact, everything has disappeared…? What the hell???
Sarubrad the Confused
Relax Sarubrad. The game is over. I think. As soon as I can get the last two slackers on my “team” to respond and agree to concede. We can’t even coordinate defeat in a timely fashion!
I’m setting sail for the southern reaches of Middle-Earth and I’m taking all my treasure and booty with me! Argh! You can have me castles and land, but your ships will never be safe from the Dread Zombie Pirate Russangarunya!! I’ll be back . . .
Russangarunya
In Exile
You QUIT??? NOW?? I have to wait another couple turns before I can name another Emily, don’t I…? Damn.
Would you prefer we drag this out longer? I’m sure I could convince my powerful buddies in the south to play “bug squasher” with you.
Russangarunya
Big Bug
I tell ya what, why don’t you direct our forces for us? We’ll pick off the stragglers before we butcher the strong nations you have left.
- Ben
Silvan Elves
And so, the game finally ends. Sauron’s minions have been destroyed and Middle Earth is safe for Men, Elves, and Dwarves once more.
Good game, Dark Servants. Well contested.
- Ben
Silvan Elves
Good fun Russ. Thanks Ben, this is a notch for you.
Brad for Saruman
Yes, I had a great time. Congrats to all FP. Except SG. You will never be safe. My ships are still out there . . . somewhere . . . patrolling MY waters! Mwah ha ha ha!!
By the way, that really sucked when you blasted my navy to bits.
Congratulations, FP. Your victory is well deserved. I shall taunt you no more.
Russangarunya
Skalf looked down from his hilltop perch at the city that used to be the Havens of Umbar. The overpowering stench of decay and feces mingled with the salty sea air and rose on the wind. You could smell the place for ten leagues!
He pondered all that had happened over the last year. The losses, the carnage and assassinations. The great Dwarven quest through the sands of Khand for a warm water port. How many of his kinsmen lay dead in those wastes, overtaken by mysterious curses of thirst, hunger and strange visions of dancing zombie camels. What was it all for? The insane dream of Thralin, thats what. To find out if iron would float…
With a sigh, Skalf ordered the ruins to be put to the torch. They would never find the secret of floating iron now. In fact, when he returned home, all mention of it would be stricken from the records of the Dwarves. Of course, Skalf alone knew where the agents of Darkness had imprisoned Thralin, but he would carry that secret to his grave. This sort of insanity must never rear its head again, as long as the Dwarves endured.