Western DOGS! I am THE GREAT KHAN HUZ III. I have united the little khans of the WRETCHED SAGATH, the COWARDLY LOGATH, the WEAK ASDRIAGS, the LEPROUS NURIAGS, and the SPAVINED BALCHOTH. Your SMELLING HOVELS are next for BURNINATING! TREMBLE in FEAR before my SEVEN EAGLE HAMMER and famous 10,000 MOON TACKLE. My martial arts and cavalry are STRONG and you are NOT! All who wish to be spared may make100 KOWTOWS to me.
SUBMIT KOWTOWS to seejaie@alumni.rice.edu
What about the VERMITIOUS KNIDS?
Thorin
Greetings from the footloose Rangers of the North,
We extend our best wishes to our allies, our heartfelt greetings to the neutral nations of Middle Earth and perdition to our enemies.
Aragorn
The wargs are becoming restless in their kennels, but still the Black Gates remain silent and closed. The Nine have sent their diplomats forth, summoning their allies from east and west, near and far.
We wait…
“Cry Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war!”
– Shakespeare, Julius Caesar
“Hollow laughter in marble halls
Steps have been taken, a silent uproar
Has unleashed, the dogs of war
You can’t stop what has begun
Signed, sealed, they deliver oblivion
We all have a dark side, to say the least
And dealing in death is the nature of the beast”
– The Dogs of War, Pink Floyd
Dendra Dwar
kparker13@triad.rr.com
Your Friendly neighborhood WiK here.
Hello from the Far North.
Dear Free People, (I.E. Aragon) your days are numbered. I have some dragons who want to feast on your flesh, and some orcs who want to rape your fields and burn your woman.
Dear Neutrals, Please contact me or my Dogish friend. My emissaries can be reached at wilburj@ohsu.edu
Scott W
ME236 WiK
Saruman the White sends his greetings. Long ago, the Council was formed to prevent war in Middle Earth, but alas, War is upon us now.
The wisdom and council of Saruman was once held in high regard. Any who still yet consider this council of value, Saruman opens his doors to your emissaries.
For now, he prepares his defenses, and sits calmly in his neutrality, awaiting the pleasure of the leaders of Middle Earth.
Hail from the Khand.
Let it be known that this people hold no enmity and welcome all discourse (khand@bannockburnbridge.com).
As a valediction, safe journeys.
Greetings from the North,
All goes wel in the realm of the Dunedain. We look forward to productive discussions with those neutral nations of ME as well as cheerful banter with the DS.
We can be reached at willfrankenhoff@mns.com
Ranger