Game 239 - WOTR

Enter the Dragon.

big “k” saved you at 2715. that was most unpleasent for us woodfolk. there’s only so many dragons, and only so often they can bail you out.
having typed that, nice save.

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Quite a bit of effort for bleak, gloomy, cold real estate at Mt Gundabad, aka Murazor’s Ski Chalet. We would have given you free lift tickets if you had asked nicely!

2305 was disappointing…

however, there is that is that minor victory at 3822, and 2715 appears to be favorable. it would be too bad from my view, if 2305 was your last bastion north and west of mirkwood. a major town/ city a turn, is good enough. seems the leaves are starting to color, general winter is round the bend.
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dol guldor under new ownership. next stop, 3221/2305.

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agents anyone?

Just don’t let the elves put too many flowers around the limbs of Dol Goldor. The place is just natually gloomy. plus, when we return, it would ba shame to have to burn them all.

Turn 11 and you’ve driven the Nazgul from their Winter Ski Chalets. Where will we go now for fun since the north is picked clean? We’ll have to have a discussion with our populace, who seems eager to embrace flower picking Elves and Rangers with ambitions bigger than their abilities. At least the Gondorians amid the Anduin know their true masters.

jb,
here at freep hq, we had a mantra change.
we have taken down our “gundabad in the fall, vistas unlimited” posters, and replaced it with “ski durthang/morannon, best snow in mordor.” we understand barad dur is one hell of a apres ski location. our plans are revealed. enjoy your rental of the east bank of the anduin.

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It’s kinda a dump though, rotting Gondorians and troll feet. I hope there isn’t a deposit

consider the facts.
its was once beautiful, scenic and desireable ground. hence the reason you sent all your armies, and we sent some of ours to defend it. so now that you have control of it? its a dump. yet another reason all you neutrals should invest and join with the free nations! based on common knowledge, troll garrisions tend to “deposit” when they get the urge. the mystery of plumbing to your mordor types.
wait, its a grudge game. had to practice the pitch line for future use. okay, all you non involved thread viewers, vote for us good guys, better living condictions. off to work, good luck in all things not 239.
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I got the strangest nation message this turn; wonder what the heck is going on?

There are rumors of an encounter involving Galadriel and the avian flu in Lothlorien.

Perhaps she should have gone south for vacation with the gondorians?

Drew, please tell me you are joking.

nah,
the bad guys capped galadriel. its like a punch in the gonads, but not as much fun( sarcasm). of course, that drew understands the smoke signals from 2006, 2305, 2715,or either of the m towns( ice king cap) we nuked this turn, is impressive. can’t make an omlette without breaking a few eggs.
lotsa haymakers in this game. evil agents, pin and kill armies and naked hi backed with dragons vs our agents, emmisaries and endless supply of well fed, armored hc. who knew such chaos and mayhem could be so fun?
ed, destruction on an impressive level in this game.

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Alas poor Gladriel. I always had the hots for her.

Nah, total prude. Now Giordia, she’s always ready to party. Best character pic ever.

Nimrodel skinny dipping in the lotus pool is nice.

lol, yes very nice. And on the other end of the spectrum is Blogath. I mean seriously, that’s a woman? Must be the stress of living at Mt Gundabad, guess she doesn’t have to worry about that anymore, as you keep reminding me =)

ed mills,
back off! i have lusted after nimrodel since dec12, 1997. since my first glance at her blacken imagine on white(now faded to yellow brown) paper, i have lusted after the lady in the pool (theres already a lady in the lake or pig in the pool when compared to fair nimrodel). oh yes, since gsi game #13, her image has stared lusty down at me, from just above the candle, whos light( like my desire) never cools, but burns brightly.
she must be mine, she will be mine. hands off you dirty old man.
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another dirty old man.
its a sick world out here, and i’m the mayor.
Blogath is saltpeter for elven troops.

Actually it was a contract killing. Elrond put in for the hit on his mother in law. All that nagging about how Arwen was growing up a tomboy without her momma, and sleeping around with any ol’ Ranger with a Silver Rod.