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#201

G,day,
ArfaGame, you are right about effort, the accolades to the one that wields the mighty nana. Though, I lost my front munchers in a bike accident severely inebriated (sp check, aka Pissed) with no effort or feeling at all… hurt when I sobered up of course :slight_smile:

I’ll also say Mr ArfanAlly it was a bit of fun with you around and when you say, “all have a fun game” I appreciate that your just talking to us frienldy freeps… no hard feelings. :slight_smile:

Anyway Brad, have fun with any other games you play also.

Cheers,
Ditski, ( aka Ditto & The Wood… the fuel you need for every fire! :wink: )

#202

Greetings DS and those that are inclined to be that way -

Is there nothing to talk about anymore?

I have an important question, as I have written to my team that this is how the DS will react to our victories… I could be wrong?

Is it fair or a good strategy to crow about how well you’re doing, then when all isn’t so well (and the crow is shot and there is no squawking) to ask all the Neutrals, that haven’t aligned (let me see, that would be all except maybe one?) to come save the day for them? :eek:

That was how I read the ArfaBrad situation way back… WK dies if you don’t go DS. Might be right but Arfy didn’t read Your fine print… undortuantely you will die if you do but thanks for keeping Witchy in for a bit longer :stuck_out_tongue:

Perhaps Neutrals at the start of every game should have a pre-nuptial agreement? (Personally, it’s the key reason to play on one side, rather than be neutral)

Should read, "Due to having to pay an undisclosed large sum of hard earned money to play and the fact that your demise will be no fault of mine, I reserve the right not to have to be married to you for the following reasons and all divorce proceedings shall be at your expense:

1 If you offer the world and can’t handle the delivery of a basic cuddle for 10 turns

2 If you can’t hold your end of any deals you originally offered

3 You are dying at an alarming rate

4 If you try to enforce the unwritten policy of “if you don’t join us the game will be over” a common threat… even if it might be true on some occasions

For clairifcation - Is there any Neutrals out there that feel this is a fair agreement prior to any negotiations?

Don’t matter, do what you do! I have only had real conversation with one Neut, the others holding things close to their chest (which is their right) but we have tried to negotiate, using our merrits and offering good planning… I hope :smiley:

Fact:
Freeps did not/will not use any of these - " I’m in the sewerage effluent pond, help me or you’ll smell bad too!" tactics. When DS were rolling over Rhun? When the Eothraim was being torched? When many chars including Tarondor died? When beaten to many important arties? When losing chars faster than granny’s nickers going down on Father’s day

If your a neutral then you may/maynot of heard these stories? If your DS, it may also be the same… no stereotyping here, just open discussion :rolleyes:

To end, don’t care what side the Neutals join or how many DS are beaten… if they are happy to do it that way, so am I but want it known that I know it is or will be tried any tick of the clock, given last turn results. :slight_smile:

The Woodster
( a meaningless and quite useless nation but because he pays he has plenty of says)

#203

For days now the portents had been dread. A pig had flown backwards over the keep walls, a rain of spears had descended from a clear blue sky, and now a chicken had laid a pineapple shaped egg (a portent of the worst kind - especially for the chicken). So when Khamul looked into the afternoon skies and saw 3 rings of fire he wondered at the meaning. Was it the return of Sauron? Did he bring his mother? Was the pocket in his underpants supposed to go at the front or the back? And what was he supposed to put in it?

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Scorba roared at Throkmaw, “when the music stops, the last one to sit down is out!!!”
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Khamul looked with some consternation at the skies as the fiery bands drew closer and a voice of doom roared the words to “I should be so lucky”

Kinda poetic that we should return the dragon favours you’ve shown us on the Dragon Lord’s head aint it :slight_smile:

See you on the other side, smeared thin and jammy :slight_smile:

Winsten Wun Toof.

#204

[QUOTE=Winsten Wun Toof]For days now the portents had been dread. A pig had flown backwards over the keep walls, a rain of spears had descended from a clear blue sky, and now a chicken had laid a pineapple shaped egg (a portent of the worst kind - especially for the chicken). So when Khamul looked into the afternoon skies and saw 3 rings of fire he wondered at the meaning. Was it the return of Sauron? Did he bring his mother? Was the pocket in his underpants supposed to go at the front or the back? And what was he supposed to put in it?

A picture of Haormy :smiley: 

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Scorba roared at Throkmaw, “when the music stops, the last one to sit down is out!!!”

The Chicken is out then… he couldn’t sit down with such an impairment :slight_smile: 

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Khamul looked with some consternation at the skies as the fiery bands drew closer and a voice of doom roared the words to “I should be so lucky”

And Bon ( A singer that starts with ‘B’ just like Beneo and Beora) and is not quite a fat lady, was reported to have sung “Have a Nice Day” :wink:

Kinda poetic that we should return the dragon favours you’ve shown us on the Dragon Lord’s head aint it :slight_smile:

Crushed by the wieght of his own name :eek:

Bring back the Rhu as a super sub.

Ditski, (Wood barely needed for this fire)

#205

“Calling ALL Dork Servants”

(apologies for stealing that from the Doc)

Please Re-Read Forum Pages One through 4 again.

Where did all that spirited talk go?

Some of it at least seemed to have a pump going but one lost nation… which wasn’t yours to lose funny enough and the silence is deafening… ping, there goes the Heartilage

Hear’s a Phew spelling mistakes and smilies to get you going :stuck_out_tongue: :smiley: :confused:

Ditski,
making waves with intellegent lifeforms, (myself?) looks like I need another banana for Winsten, he’s the only one with an appetite :frowning:

#206

You want us to boast? Well how about the fact that we are kicking your arses everytime you get close to Mordor, our agents are sharpening their knives on your pop centres, and soon our curses will be bringing pestilience to your people. Ten turns to take Dol Guldur… WK still fighting like a tiger… you are hardly setting any world records here.

Now, bring back Winsten. And keep Dr (not a in medical sense) Joseph under lock and key

#207

G’day BBR,

I’m trying to read between the lines here but I didn’t want you to boast I said ‘spirited’ but seeing how we’re “boasting”…

When you say “close to Mordor” and “Kicking your arses” in the same sentence, can we have a minutes silence for Barad Ungol… a thriving outskirt ex mordorian pile of ashes, aka the supernova or black hole of Planet Mordor :smiley:

Yes your comrades have whacked a char or 2 of mine but I consider it ‘even’… I’ve killed more off by my own hand than you have and sharpened knives only creates a bigger Prick :stuck_out_tongue:

Pestilence to my people? Not even a plague could make Mirkwood more Barren… of DS :wink:

Mmm, now when you say “your not setting any records” I admit a simple thing like the atomic bombing of Dol Goldur by carrier pigeon in ten turns is slow but sometimes it takes forever or never to get the Barad. but who’s counting I couldn’t even predict the Rhu’s demise by turn 9, having publicly stating he’d be out by turn 10 :frowning:

The WK hanging on like a tiger? I wish to inform you the circus feline is leaving town shortly with the rest of the circus clowns… first some vet work removing the fleas on the kittens back before we skin the cat alive, all pends on the preference

Being tidy is important too… plus, you poke me in the eye and I rip your arms and legs off is a fair trade :smiley:

I do have a question for you, have you been talking to any allies lately… you DS are a strange lot :confused:

Can you boast some more please? It’s been so boring till you come back and asking for Winsten is silly, I know he’s gonna show You the banana for this one… no, I think you might even get the “pineapple” aaaahhh :smiley:

Fun stuff,

Ditski, D Servant Slayer

#208

QUOTE=BaaBaaRox You want us to boast? Well how about the fact that we are kicking your arses everytime you get close to Mordor, our agents are sharpening their knives on your pop centres, and soon our curses will be bringing pestilience to your people. Ten turns to take Dol Guldur…

*Theodric of the Eothraim turned out his pockets glumly. Two copper coins, a glass bead, and a stiff dried lizard named Rex. It was the holidays and he was broke. Mooching around the Rhovanion with nothing useful to do and no money was a tad boring.

*Bain frowning turned around where no-one would see, rummaging under his skirts before secretively emptying the contents of his purse onto the ground. Beer splattered the floor. Bain yelped in panic scuttling around on all fours - licking the moss.

*Beoraborn the hairy woodman searched his pockets, disturbing a cloud of flies before finally producing a statue of Sauron moulded entirely from nose leavings. Finger wedged tightly to the second joint up his nose, he produced a perfect Hurzarfrilled replica door knocker while the trio considered what they should do.

*“We don’t have enough coin to do anything” Theodric wailed. At that moment Winsten hurried up with two very large bulges in his elf tights. “New season fashion Winsten?”

*Winsten emptied his own pockets revealing two shiny new dragons, impressing Bain who just thought the elf had a fat arse (from sitting on it :-)… not that Bain thought poorly of fat arses of course. Anyway, it wasn’t abnormal to take an interest in the elf Bain thought. Such a pretty elf…which just goes to show the King has more up his sleeve than just a nana :smiley:

*It may have taken 10 turns for the freep to visit Dol Guldur, but they were going to buy it for loose change… and a statue of Sauron… and matching Hurzarfrilled knocker :slight_smile:

WK still fighting like a tiger… you are hardly setting any world records here.

*Yeah say hello to Tiger for me hey :smiley: Grrrrrr… :smiley: I don’t think he will thank you for that :smiley:

*anyway, glad to see you’re still up for a laugh. Things have been a little quiet, hence the need for certain naughty types to stir the pot :slight_smile:

Cheers - Winsten Wun toof, King of Banarnia

Now, bring back Winsten. And keep Dr (not a in medical sense) Joseph under lock and key[/QUOTE]

#209

Taking the WK out of the NW shortly hmm, well it seems by shortly the Free mean anywhere from 5-10 more turns so I sure do have more time dont I.

You free should go back to talking nonsense instead attempting to talk smack, atleast when you made no sense we all could laugh at you, this “trash” talking, makes me only pity you more.

#210

QUOTE=NightsbaneTaking the WK out of the NW shortly hmm, well it seems by shortly the Free mean anywhere from 5-10 more turns so I sure do have more time dont I.

*'ere hang about. Me-arse’zsore is standing up angrier than a gerbil on Viagra. Here we were thinking that he was sitting on his thumbs while the freep burned all of his low lying pops with nary an Angmarian army in sight. Still he kept those thumbs busy while Brad was snapped in half to become Arfabrad (the Arfanana), and then something considerably stumpier than a flat headed dwarven bar maid in 3 turns. The NW freep thought that never would Me-arse’zsore and his loyal thumbs be parted. But now he’s angry :mad: ready for a fight :mad: (but perhaps someone should remind him that he’s still just a gerbil with “small nation” syndrome :slight_smile:

You free should go back to talking nonsense instead attempting to talk smack, atleast when you made no sense we all could laugh at you, this “trash” talking, makes me only pity you more.[/QUOTE]

*Yes I feel dreadfully sorry for myself too… I’m the only freep that doesn’t own a piece of real estate in Angmar (at least we will have that much in common in 3 turns hey :slight_smile: Okay holiday’s over. The freep wasted 3 turns pummelling Rhudaur flat, so don’t run that credit card up on the victory party just yet, it was a reprieve - not a stay of sentence :slight_smile:

Winsten Wun Toof - A curse on both your houses - for that is all that remained of improbable Me-arse’zsore

#211

QUOTE=NightsbaneTaking the WK out of the NW shortly hmm, well it seems by shortly the Free mean anywhere from 5-10 more turns so I sure do have more time dont I.

*'ere hang about. Me-arse’zsore is standing up angrier than a gerbil on Viagra. Here we were thinking that he was sitting on his thumbs while the freep burned all of his low lying pops with nary an Angmarian army in sight. Still he kept those thumbs busy while Brad was snapped in half to become Arfabrad (the Arfanana), and then something considerably stumpier than a flat headed dwarven bar maid in 3 turns. The NW freep thought that never would Me-arse’zsore and his loyal thumbs be parted. But now he’s angry :mad: ready for a fight :mad: (but perhaps someone should remind him that he’s still just a gerbil with “small nation” syndrome :slight_smile:

You free should go back to talking nonsense instead attempting to talk smack, atleast when you made no sense we all could laugh at you, this “trash” talking, makes me only pity you more.[/QUOTE]

*Yes I feel dreadfully sorry for myself too… I’m the only freep that doesn’t own a piece of real estate in Angmar (at least we will have that much in common in 3 turns hey :slight_smile: Rhudaur has occupied 4 turns of maneuver and damage so don’t get too excited about counting those turns in your autobiography :slight_smile:

Winsten Wun Toof - A curse on both your houses - for that is all that remained of improbable Me-arse’zsore

#212

Yeah figures it would take 4 of your pitiful nations to hurt me. Thats something to put in YOUR autobiography

#213

QUOTE=NightsbaneYeah figures it would take 4 of your pitiful nations to hurt me. Thats something to put in YOUR autobiography[/QUOTE]

*Autobiography? Me? Hell I haven’t got time. Too busy writing my 1001 uses for a stuffed Witch King :slight_smile: Mind if we come over and take a few action shots before the lads rough you up? :smiley: Bwah ha ha ha ha ha :slight_smile:

*BTW they would only be pitiful if they failed :slight_smile: However it might be a good description of the support for Arfabrad. Stayed away in droves they did …

Winsten Wun Toof - King of the Jungle and fair judge of loons everywhere…

#214

They didn’t want me any more than the FP did…

#215

G’day,
Thought we were taking out the Tiger…ok if you want the WK out too but 5-10 turns… Geez, that’s a few turns past the finish line.

Looking for the definition of “trash” talk… would you recommend using Forum pages One through Three, Chapter “DS Trash Talk” as a guide?

Anyway back to reading some Winsten’s, “nonsense” so the three of us can have a laugh :slight_smile:

Ditski

“No silly things to say here”

#216

G’day Nightsbum,
Just be happy we love you to death x 4, I wanted to join in too and so did the rest of Freepdom but your so far out there man :cool:

My autobiography reads " He was born at an early age"

Yours might read "One Ally down (Rhu) and one to go (LR)? :smiley:

Ditski
P.S. I’m renowned for spelling mistakes, please forgive me if I am any?

The gates of the Tavern are open after hours, slipery is the path, crooked is the way

#217

We noticed :smiley:

I also know how you feel…they don’t want me and the rest of the fellas either despite the gracious invites into their Prime Real Estate :smiley:

Good to hear from the spirits of Arfalife :slight_smile:

Ditski

#218

QUOTE=VEOThey didn’t want me any more than the FP did…[/QUOTE]

*Well that’s tragic. It’s not as if the WK was in great shape when you overtook him as public enemy number 1 (God Bless him for his inability to link all those freep armies that splattered you - with a serious risk to his own hide :-). We wondered why there were alot of bystanders but no real support for you. Now we know :slight_smile: Still I expect you’ll be able to swap notes in the afterlife with Tiger soon enough :smiley:

Cheers

Winsten Wun Toof

#219

Ah Winsten and Ditski, I finally figured it out, you both arent slow or suffer from mental defects, your Aussies. It all makes sense now. Thinking the LR is out…for whatever reason calling me Tiger, just shows the primitive thinking skills that make your country great! Oh, and please stop hitting on me, calling me tiger or whatever other mating rituals you backwards people are trying to perform, I prefer women not sheep for company…

#220

QUOTE=NightsbaneAh Winsten and Ditski, I finally figured it out, you both arent slow or suffer from mental defects, your Aussies.

*Yes we are! :slight_smile: Most highly developed sense of humour in the world. Who else would pay 10 pounds a head for Pohms :slight_smile:

It all makes sense now. Thinking the LR is out…for whatever reason calling me Tiger, just shows the primitive thinking skills that make your country great!

*Actually we didn’t give you the cognomen “Tiger” Barbara’sbox did :smiley: We just laughed our hooters off when he did it. And so the name has stuck… :slight_smile:

Oh, and please stop hitting on me, calling me tiger or whatever other mating rituals you backwards people are trying to perform, I prefer women not sheep for company…

*Oh? You had any women lately? you’d probably have a lot more luck with sheep :smiley: All for a laugh, though you’d probably want to think twice about mixing insults with Australians. That’s another reason why we backwards peeing, upside down Australians are top of the world :slight_smile:

Cheers and thanks for thinking about me, I do so enjoy the messages and warm greetings (you are being nice to us aren’t you? Australians also show affection by taking the pss out of each other. In fact you ought to see what Ditto cops in any given turn :slight_smile: If we ignore you, then you are in trouble :slight_smile:

Me-arse’zsore’s duds swing both ways, he swallowed a bell’s donger, now he tolls hours’a’th’ day…