I AM Canadian you know…damn cold up here 10 months of the year. I guess if I had more Layer’s, I wouldn’t find all those other ways to keep warm … which end up with Lawyers…
Arfanbrad Spelling Fine
Okay, feed me crow.
Good job gentlemen, very impressive.
Lessons Learned:
- if placed next door to someone who’s grandchildren will hate your grandchildren, do NOT, repeat NOT retire your starting armies
- if retiring starting armies, do NOT, repeat NOT lip off on the forum
Have a good time guys, hope to meet up with you illiterate Aussies some other game. From what I could decipher, I think we’d actually get along…!
Arfanbrad the Dead
Hmm, be careful what you wish for. That big ape Winsten has a thing about touching other people’s bananas… for some reason he doesn’t get enough satisfaction from his own.
QUOTE=DiehardHmm, be careful what you wish for. That big ape Winsten has a thing about touching other people’s bananas… for some reason he doesn’t get enough satisfaction from his own.[/QUOTE]
*Not true. Granted - you don’t get alot of meaningful conversation from a banana, but then again “who the hell cares?” If you do I suspect you like things like “interventions” and holding hands at gooey movies 
Where were we? Oh yes - the King’s banana!!! All hail the king, blessed be the nana…
Winsten
QUOTE=VEOOkay, feed me crow.
*Only crow we know is Russell, and he’ll feed you mobile phones if you like 
Good job gentlemen, very impressive.
Lessons Learned:
- if placed next door to someone who’s grandchildren will hate your grandchildren, do NOT, repeat NOT retire your starting armies
- if retiring starting armies, do NOT, repeat NOT lip off on the forum
* hee hee. Who doesn’t like your grandchildren, I bet they taste like chicken? The other bit is pretty funny.
Have a good time guys, hope to meet up with you illiterate Aussies some other game. From what I could decipher, I think we’d actually get along…!
*Alas no. Nobody likes us. But we do make a very large effort to keep it that way
*I take it you’re nuked then. Not an ideal start for you it turns out. Being minus your startups at exactly that moment was hideous. Still every bad hair day is something new learned and a better gamer for tomorrow. Best of luck with your future games.
*Thanks very much for coming along and giving me 7 turns of chuckles. In my books that’s by far the best part of the game.
Regards Rob - the bronzed Aussie God, aka the King - banana wielder and botherer of womankind everywhere
Arfanbrad the Dead[/QUOTE]
Canada… umm part of the United States, just like Australia… but hot for more than 10 months of the year where I am. Currently 35 celcius and climbing.
Ditski Also smelling fine
He also has an affection for Pineapples. Both can be used in exactly the same way but with varying results
trust me, keep to the bananas with Winsten
I think you’ll find the satisfaction is with your banana not his own… so it reads
Ditski (cant stand fruits unless they’re being brewed for fermentation)
G’day Arfanbrad,
I can honestly say you will be missed. I just can’t get over there to finish you off myself seeing how your leaving so early… ****e I missed you
To telll you true, the Winsten orchestrated the deal to end you and we just stumbled around a few of his plans, stuffing up here and there, to see your end a turn earlier than expected (stated). Actually you haven’t reminded me about that till now… beer’s cold and spectator sports are cool
As smart ass as that sounds, it indicates that Rhu is a ****e position to play even if you know what your doing… also bad luck you were up against the big Ape me thinks
Also, from my likely aussie convict ancestory perspective, I never told the kids about you ( I have 4) so I don’t think the grandkids will hate each other… just business mate
if ya gonna give ****e ya betta be able to take it… well done for that Arfa nad
Good luck with your future games whether for or against and if you want to hang around for a laugh/chat by all means drop a line. I didn’t ask for an invite, yet here I am?
Most likely others will leave the chat line before I do 
Ditski
PS yeah nothing special in the reply but how could I compete with a banana wielding Winsten
Oh, you can’t be out already – although this turn should be the end unless you are sandbagging on a bunch of dragons.
Elrond
Hey Doc, you speak of treachery from the trusted Arfabuddy 
You say our beloved communicator of the Nwest is trying to get us to swerve too early… I’d never believe you
Then you suggest that Allies of Arfalife (A of A, sounds like AA, alcohol anon, which sounds like home) must have a bit of spare cash to fund more luxury apartments, a deminsihing empire and the new “Freep Frontline Adjusted Relocation Culling” program.
- Sidenote* Aptley named F.F.A.R.C! … by the observent nation whose warriors start with ‘B’.
The earlier broadcastingly advertised, unsparingly self celebrated and devoted teamster acknoledgement of DS Nations, may also have to consider the seemingly generous donation of 2.5k timber for 5 warmachines… (redesigned to freeper dimensions of course)
For some inexplainable reason, these creatively assemnled Angmarian Tree Lobbers are about to be returned as a pile of punsihment.
We cheer for the demise of the ex fence sitter’s lushish lands and the newly transformed Angamar freeways to hell due to the formation of the combined ‘Allies of Anti Rhudism Rebel Rioters’ - (AARRR!)
This was a purposeful and un precedented cooperative removal of the local religeous cult of Screamers and Dreamers (That’s ‘S’ and ‘D’ but sort of sounds like the Doc should look at that all the same… wouldn’t want that to spread : )
Seriously though Doc, (also noted to have taken some early flak but appears to be making a recovery) - “If we don’t kill Arfy, Sauron will!” … and the Lord of Darkness is no where as good looking as our lads, I’ve seen when a clean mirror is available!
Anyway, Best you die to a good looking enemy than an “Ugly Ally” :eek:
“U A” reminding me of the song (by BTO)… Bbbbb baby U A Ssseen Nnothin Yet!
Win - Win situation, I’ll ask Win sten, the authority!
Ditski
Mirkwoods favourite Son - of a ‘B’ :rolleyes:
(Nothing personal intended)
Eh? This game is still going on? What’s up, Rhudaur’s dead, go home. Geez, get over yourselves…
QUOTE=VEOEh? This game is still going on? What’s up, Rhudaur’s dead, go home. Geez, get over yourselves… ;)[/QUOTE]
*Get over myself? Easier said that done! I mean, the King - fur suit - matching banana, oooooh, I’d sooner die! Anyway were you in this game?
Winsten Wun Toof - King of Banarnia
Nice title !
This one is good…really. Tell One-Toot I WAS in this game. Really. Really, I was…it wasn’t a dream…it WASN’T!!!
Arrrrrrrrrfa…wah? Who are you people…???
QUOTE=Gixxer]Nice title ![/QUOTE
*And I’m a lovely little mover! I’m home with Mrs Nana all weekend so I’m sure I’ll have a few new names to add to the title :rolleyes: On the bonus side, I’m due to go back to work any tick of the clock. She’s told me the next time I can have days off is 10 days after I die. I’m not sure how long that’ll be but I’m hopeful Reminds me of a funny joke - “Why do men die before women?”
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“Because they want to”
Winsten Wun Toof - bronzed Aussie blah blah, and wielder of whatsits, protector of people with thick glasses, and thicker heads blah blah blah. Cringe in fear, elf pants will do that to you, but don’t hate me. I’m too pretty
QUOTE=VEOThis one is good…really. Tell One-Toot I WAS in this game. Really. Really, I was…it wasn’t a dream…it WASN’T!!!
*Grief I hope it wasn’t a dream. I don’t dream about Canadians to be honest. I would prefer to dream about Kimberley Davies. Unless you are similarly blond with big hooters, you’re not welcome in my dreams. If you do by chance fit the above description, my humblest apologies - can you send a photo
*(Author’s footnote… I have a sneaking fear that Gerhard will reply to this message :eek:
Arrrrrrrrrfa…wah? Who are you people…???[/QUOTE]
*Just the nice men with the butterfly nets and tranquiliser darts come to make everything allllllll nice Well for the rest of us anyway. You’ll wake up in some sailor’s bar a long way away with a pocket full of loose change and a sore…
Winsten Wun Toof - the Arfanator
G’day Arfastory,
It’s not over till the fat lady sings… or so they say?
Is that a tune you are playing?
Toronto??? is that a place you live or your attitude towards big girls singing?
I Tor on to that in a flash… you should look before leaping
And I’m Promising never to get over anything that allows me to throw another smile on the dial
Dits Wood fa Brains
OK… I too heard the rumour you were in the game
IN my life, if you haven’t heard a rumour by lunch time… start one
Ditskitus
P.S. If you’re Arfa Wah… what’s the full version like 
G’day gents. Way to finish the job, I work in systems and process design and it’s like pulling teeth to get people to do that most times…!
Hope you all have a fun game!
Cheers,
Arfandead
QUOTE=VEOG’day gents. Way to finish the job, I work in systems and process design and it’s like pulling teeth to get people to do that most times…!
*G’day there Arfabrad (or a bit less than arf now I suppose. Anyway what use is Arfabrad? It’s like arfanana)
*Yes as it happens I did have to pull a few teeth, but it’s all about a happy ending
Hope you all have a fun game!
*Thanks Brad. And if yours couldn’t be fun, well at least I hope it wasn’t $10 wasted. Good luck with your other games.
Cheers
Rob aka Winsten Wun Toof…
Cheers,
Arfandead[/QUOTE]