Wow. A Dork Servant who apparently learned his bantering skills from listening to the Jim Rome show. 
We Freeps win as a team - individaul accolades are meaningless. From the Dork Servantsā game play it is pretty obvious the āteamā concept hasnāt really caught on yet. :eek:
Your myopic comment above suggests that you have, as requested, got back in your box. Thank you. Now just stop talking, and bring back your charismatic front man.
Thatās the spirit doc, not only are they walking dead theyāre talking dead too. Thereās another theory they mgiht be using, thereās no I in team but there is an M and an E 
At last, wearied from days of travail across the smoking wastelands of Rhudaur, skipping lest he tread in a smoking mound of Broggha and muss his beautiful Lincoln-Green tights and matching suede knee-high elf boots, Elrond came finally to the āLast Homely Houseā. However his joy knew no bounds when he surveyed the bounty of āThe Last Homely Beer Fridgeā āThe Last Homely Plasma TVā and the vivacious āLast Homely Housewifeā
With growing anticipation he set about the construction of a new and enlightened Noldo realm including āThe Last Swim suit Calendar Girl Houseā, āThe Last Bondage and Discipline Houseā and the infamous āLast āhoā ā house of ill-reputeā It chanced that the Rhuās part in Middle Earth had not ended afterallā¦ 
Book of the Angry Worm
Volume III
Remember Joseph, winners are grinners
Winsten Wun Toof
QUOTE=DitskiThatās the spirit doc, not only are they walking dead theyāre talking dead too. Thereās another theory they mgiht be using, thereās no I in team but there is an M and an E ;)[/QUOTE]
*And unfortunately with your shocking spelling they come in that order as well (The tragic thing is that anyone not on your team is not aware that you actually do put all the letters in the wrong order (and usually half of a word with half of the preceeding word and vice versa, in fact itās a triumph if we can just figure what the hell you were saying )
Cheers and Beers
Actually no Beers Ditto, thatās probably why you spell the way you doā¦
Winsten
QUOTE=NightsbaneYes well we cant all be like the Noldo, who up until this point has done nothingā¦way to goā¦you are certainly my hero[/QUOTE]
*Thatās not strictly true. Heās conquered a village full of hairy 6 fingered hill men, and will take a town full of the same hairy two headed hill men this turn no doubt So I suppose that means heās done more than me in fact, and definitely more than all the DS 
tragic isnāt it. I think we should all take up knittingā¦
*I also suspect btw that thereās more that heās up to
Winsten Wun Toof
QUOTE=BaaBaaRox Elrond, back in your box and bring out Winsten. HE is your spokesman.[/QUOTE]
*This doesnāt mean that we have to take long windy walks, or team showers or anything does it? :eek:
Winsten Wun Toof
Hoorah ! Heās back ! And no, you donāt have to shower with anyone that you dont want to shower with
QUOTE=BaaBaaRoxHoorah ! Heās back ! And no, you donāt have to shower with anyone that you dont want to shower with[/QUOTE]
*Phew, I donāt even like showering with me if I can help itā¦ all those handsā¦ too grabby, no etiquetteā¦ Sometimes itās so hard being so pretty
Winsten Ten Hands ha ha. Married to Mrs Winsten - no hands 
Now, sounds like you might be interested in some of my connections in the legal industryā¦ :eek: My 4th lawyer is VERY good
QUOTE=VEONow, sounds like you might be interested in some of my connections in the legal industryā¦ :eek: My 4th lawyer is VERY good :D[/QUOTE]
*Brrrrr. Hell no! Not only do they violate you in ways that are simply incomprehensible to ordinary folk, they make you pay for it. Hell they donāt even buy you a drink before, or a bag for your head after, and itās all on public record :eek:
*Thereās a graduate solicitor in our unit block. Seems a nice little thing, but I can just imagine her going to a party. āWhat do you do for a living?ā
āIām a solicitor!ā
The music stops, everyone turns their backs and starts sipping their drinks, mothers hold their children closer, babies cry, and the dog goes to bite her leg, thinks better of it and bites his own leg
*Apologies to any solicitors out there 
Still canāt imagine why theyād play wargames. They get to torment people for real
Winsten Wun Toof - do anything for a laughā¦ within reasonā¦
Okay, Sindar happily married to a slushy and the Noldo doesnāt shower. Confirm, confirm, confirmā¦Iām happier as a DSā¦!
Arfanbrad the Relieved
In the winter of 1650 a poll in the Sinda woods was held following media coverage of Arfanbradās infamous āIāve downgraded you because I love you!ā comments (and the Noodles equally televised āYouād better buy me a drink because I think youāre going to %$#* meā rebuttalsā¦ā¦
It was found upon a poll of the whole elven population that in opening diplomatic activities - 14% of Sinda felt that Arfanbrad was best represented by a left buttock, 15% by a right buttock, and 71% by something in between. Relations with the Rhudaur were subsequently improvedā¦ā¦
Winsten Wun Toof
PS I have no idea why that pearl dropped into my mind Brad. I guess nothing useful was going on at the time, but I thought you if anyone would enjoy it
Presumably NG tried to organise a similar vote but couldnāt, cos everyone was too busy mourning Tarandor.
QUOTE=BaaBaaRoxPresumably NG tried to organise a similar vote but couldnāt, cos everyone was too busy mourning Tarandor.[/QUOTE]
*Exactly. They also tried to hold a poll for Ren and co at Ungol, but there wasnāt anybody left (and when Ren heard about the poll he tried to dance with it)
Back at you lips
Winsten
*And unfortunately with your shocking spelling they come in that order as well (The tragic thing is that anyone not on your team is not aware that you actually do put all the letters in the wrong order (and usually half of a word with half of the preceeding word and vice versa, in fact itās a triumph if we can just figure what the hell you were saying )
Cheers and Beers
Actually no Beers Ditto, thatās probably why you spell the way you doā¦
Winsten[/QUOTE]
How can you fault my spelling with only the one lousy typo. First itās icon abuse now itās Unglish language abuse
A combination of the right letters in the wrong order shouldnāt be criticised. 
I hope it doesnāt lose us the game :eek:
Anyway, I may be forced to do this for ever nowā¦ afterall, it is an important talking point for wargamers. How can you kill something if you canāt spell itās name and while the Doc calls our foe the āDork Lordsā (I like that ) it draws no attention?
Oh, BTW, Itās when Iām sober I have trouble with the keyboardā¦ slurp, but to kleep up the irmage of porr splelling and icon overuse :mad: :mad: :mad:
The Dit (Hardly raising a sweat)
While weāre still on spellingā¦
Tell me, how does this guy get away with a name that has 4 x Aās, 2 x Bās and all before you take his āROXā off.
Please letās figure this out before we start mourning the deadā¦ itās the living that worries meā¦ I fear not the DS then
Ditski of the woodskiās
Winsten, you have read it all wrongā¦ his 4th lawyer? I think heās talking about his diet
Dits
*Brrrrr. Hell no! Not only do they violate you in ways that are simply incomprehensible to ordinary folk, they make you pay for it. Hell they donāt even buy you a drink before, or a bag for your head after, and itās all on public record :eek:
*Thereās a graduate solicitor in our unit block. Seems a nice little thing, but I can just imagine her going to a party. āWhat do you do for a living?ā
āIām a solicitor!ā
The music stops, everyone turns their backs and starts sipping their drinks, mothers hold their children closer, babies cry, and the dog goes to bite her leg, thinks better of it and bites his own leg
*Apologies to any solicitors out there Still canāt imagine why theyād play wargames. They get to torment people for real
Winsten Wun Toof - do anything for a laughā¦ within reasonā¦[/QUOTE]
Gāday,
Now to the issue of Tarondor, former employee of Freepdom, born at an early ageā¦
We do mourn his loss and celebrate his noble death. Sometimes when the bodies of the DS are piled so deep upon the Mountains of Mordor, youād expect a little trip and fall from time to time. Thing is, the place does look a lot nicer now. A few gardens maybe a waterfall, picture it, you want to live there donāt you.
Weāll be back up there in a minute to retrieve his bodyā¦ after we carve a few orcs on the way
Heroās and Regents have the same rank and serial number as a freeperā¦ gather troops, burn DS Pops and dieā¦ it just comes natural to us and Iām sure we could arrange a small beer, prawn and porn night in memory of him.
Please supply us a list of who you have left, options for us arenāt what they used to be
Ditski