Fantasic Herman! ROFL
What’s he gonna write next, I wonder… 
I have some suggestions…
I’ll be awaiting my morning paper eagerly for the Obit’s…of course, one never know’s if the paperboy will be able to find me… 
“What?!? He moved again!!! And the only note he left was ‘Screw you stumpy dwarf boys!’ Hmm let’s see if his neighbor knows where to find him…”
WHAT are you guys doing up here? Come on now, you really going to bug hunt this one? One Ring? Hey, whatever, up to you, but here I sit actually disappointed that I still have my capital…! Do you realize what this setback has cost me? Keep on NOT attacking and you’ll end up killing me faster…
Seammu
Methinks it would have been safer in the field with the troops.
RIP Argeleb, we hardly knew ye.
“Rhudkill”…nice name Freepie. Come on, send him up… 
S
I’m very honoured Freepies… The Noldo/Sinda company sits on my capital;
for the 2nd turn concentrating on the Hound. The Sinda brought 1700 cav
and warmachines to attack the North Gate… How many still stand? The
Freep lance head forest at 3120 just grows and grows… Lost count.
Hound
Ps Thx for Ohtar’s head; that goes on the battlements of Morannon with
the rest…
Lord Argeleb sits slumped on his thrown, his once magnificent clothing stained and reeking of wine. Trays of uneaten food are scattered around him with the empty wine bladders that have been his only comfort since the news of the capture of his leading General, Marl Tarma. A constant weeping is heard from the throne. His trusted Earl hurries in with reports from the front.
“My Lord, there is bad news from the front, it needs your urgent attention! … My Lord , news from the front.”
Argeleb looks up, bleary bloodshot eyes trying to focus on the adgitated Earl.
“Newsh, from veh front, blahh. Wha newsh from veh front could be worsh van teh repot dat Marl wash kidnapped.” Wailed the intoxicated Lord as he struggles to his feet, " Su a great man, so hansom." he cries as he starts another round of weeping.
" My lord the armies at Carn Dum have been destroyed to a man and several of the commanders killed. The dispatch rider was the only one to make it out alive and he is horribly burned, not expected to live long. There was a Wrym my Lord."
“Kild, whaa? all my preedy troops kild. How can dis be?” questioned the shocked Lord as he collapses into the throne.
“My men all kild, my generals in chans” slurs the inebriated Lord as he staggers to the balcony throwing the doors open wide. " Why my men?" he rants at the sky " It should hash been me, take my lif, I hav nofing to live for" cries the hysterical Lord.
A deep gruff voice answers from the alley below “O.K if you insist.” and the twang of a bow is heard, Fsssssssssssst thud.
The startled Lord looks at his chest to find a large black arrow protruding from his heart. " Urkk, I wash speaking figuratively, not literally." he mutters as he collapses to the floor, dead.
The Earl carefully closes the doors to the balcony and goes back to his office. He has important papers already packed and several of his staff have organised everything else to move at a moments notice. " Time to move" says the Earl to no one in particular. " Too hot here now." as he carefully moves down the hallway to a secret passage. “Hopefully we can save enogh to continue the fight.” He says to himself as he quitly slips behind a tapestry and opens the hidden door. “Hopefully some will get out.” he quietly prays as he moves silently down the dark tunnel into an unknown future.
You got all these together on file somewhere herman? All you need is an illustrator and you’ve got an animated short. 
would make a nice article for bree… Such talent desreves a free turn
Aww shucks, I feel real special now. I’m touched with all the attention I got last turn. Unfortunately the touching was of the inappropriate type. :eek:
Regards Herman
Inappropriate…! Bah! When you rule Middle Earth you can write the histories, right now you’ve got your 15 minutes of comedy sketch fame, we’ll be defining what was “appropriate” and otherwise in the annals soon enough…
Arf
At the risk of having to listen to a lot of "I told you so"s I would like to congratulate the DS team for a game well played. Your team coordination was impressive, and rather daunting, to tell the truth.
I’ll see you guys again…grin
Wade
Wade, does this mean you are toast or the FP have quit? Don’t give us the credit…just blame god…
It means that we concede defeat. It has been a lot of fun playing on the front lines, but I don’t think that it would be unfair to say that we lost the character war. Many of the team (myself included) would have played on had there been the slightest glimmer of a chance, but your cursers and agents did you in good stead…grin
cursers and killers and dragons, oh my holding head in hands
Wade
No, it would not be unfair to say you lost the character war. There was nothing threatening the DS and there was virtually nothing they could not do at this point if they so chose. But this isn’t entirely new information…tell me, if you will, was there a particular issue that broke the FP’s back?
Brad Rhudaur
Failure to cling on to their hopes of taking out the WK, Rhud and the North
Gate. No?
I wish to Congradulate all The Fp on an extremely well fought game… I am extremely impressed by your team skill and and player skill… I would play with any of you guys anytime! To Nm as far as I’m concerned in any game you attacked me first I would be the one congradulating your side on your win…