Uvatha can you feel the heat of my breath on your shoulders, dare you look around.
Oh is that a good agent I feel behind me, Ruddy hell no not him to, pray I do not guess right for it Din and gone, I spelling across the world just for you.
Oh can you see me, oh I know the answer so expect those close and personal challanges you know I like to play when Din is away
Vandal
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Lars
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Since I cannot meet your mate Uvatha right without a little magic how about I just pop over and meet you instead on my way.
Of course if you dont want to play either I will just have to go pay him that visit as planned
Vandal
Have you been smoking something unusual lately? Get your factor to have a word with your halfling supplier. Clearly the pipeweed you have been taking is a little too strong.
The paths of the dead hold no fear to a Nazgul, we aren’t alive most of the time. As I can expect a visit we’ll make a special snug for you in Muzzies Halls of Lamentation. The beer isn’t great and neithers the pipeweed but you’ll have plenty of company - mainly the dying or dead variety. Cinversation might be alittle boring but you’ll have other things on your mind.
Uvatha
I said I would take your head, not that you would be a dead head but you could be a live dead head and chat to me about how Sauron mislead you.
So since you are not scares heres the plan and as I say with all those who face me how much you wnat towager on it?
I spell across into your ccpaital turn 1 gues who is there as it changes not a lot and issue a challange
Now I have told you where I am and what I am going to do, if you think you are good or sneaky enough take me out
If not go hide and sit there refusing as I and my fellow brothers who will be a turn later teach you some manners.
Oh you are about to know what pain is and what fun I will have grinding your headless body in it as the moons turn.
Of course it is well know we always do what we say ask those who had the misfotune to meet me before.
You may also ask them about the called shots and how we only miss those that run and hide and do not want to play.
Words come easy hiding in the shadows but you will soon find my shiny sword often offends when I stick it in you.
Oh how I await us dancing the dance and only one shall see the end.
5000 gold what nuetral was it you wanted to pay it to as we always pay our debts, do you?
Vandal
The tumbleweeds blow past…
Diplomats return home and the King of Dunland sighs…
Battle will soon be joined and in all good faith he cannot stand idle and must commit his bravest men to the task of securing Dunland’s future…
Sauron’s voice has been weak but gaining in confidence as the orcs of Mordor muster…
Dragons look down on our kingdom from their fiery peaks.
Dunland’s gates are still open to diplomats from both sides - do not trust to fate but to the strength of words.
If it helps I will bring you the head of Uvatha, for he is as dead as dead can be, so has it been written and so shall it be
Great those locate spells, oh you can run but boy you cannot hide from me, your mine and will always be.
Dragon Lord want to save his poor ally?
Or you going to run off to Mumma?
I dont see you talking much. scAred or still hiding in the shadows and praying I dont see you?
Vandal
Ouch now that had to hurt
Oh can you see me?
We are are here being testing your resolve very soon, I can taste it already.
Went well for us how about you?
I will be telling you our plans but lets leave you to sweat just a bit, still never though I would be in Mordor So quick, burny time here we come
Vandal
Went well for you ? mmm…not in Rhovanion. Bye Bye Dilgul? The first but not the last Free people hamlet that will burn. Sorry neither the Elves or the Dwarves could make it. At least they tried. Tell Ohtar to buy a compass and buy those stunted guys some food they might go further next time.
If any Mages on the goodie goodie side feel they can waste their time locating Uvatha be my guest, it might be easier to ask the Northmen where the last place he used to own was burned down?
Valmorgrist, Scribe to Uvatha
Oh but do you think we wanted them to make it?
Oh your head is mine now you have fallen inot the trap, so sweet will be you end.
Glad to see some life still in you yet, makes the ending of it all the sweeter.
Still not prepared to put up that little wager? Come no now that I sit on you and have a taste for your little chaps, can you see me to?
You know I have stealth to, diod you miss me, shame I did not miss you
Oh want me to tell you who I am going to kill or want to guess?
His dead meat just waiting for my pleasure and so its time to dance that dance.
Oh how I love a hidden city, but dont worry my buddies will be along to sort you out with their own knife in the back, just as my lovely chaps tie you up and stop you leaving for our party
Laugh as long as you can, your time is short.
Oh did the Qa lose his compass or did you steal it?
You might try giving it to the Fireking to or you only have one in your side?
Did the WK like it up him? has he got lost to?
Is this the best you have to offer?
I may as well go home and have a kip if this is the best you can do
Be seeing you soon
Vandal
Vandal
Oh Fireking Tarondor sends his regards and asks if you wont mind laying out the red carpet, though he will stain it if you dont have the right colour for you.
Dark as black indeed are the night for the WK and long will he remember when last we faced each other all those may moons ago.
Oh Dragon Lord tut tut now you are about to know the meaning or true pain, need I say more, white will be your colour.
Now the LR must be yellow as his about to be as sick as a dog as for him there is nowhere to run or hide.
Oh and when he gets that special gift this go know its from me.
Now the Ice King has changed form white to brown but oh dear dont worry we will clean up and burn it all after you.
Well the rest I am sure you are having a fine time but will leave you to ponder your fates
Vandal
My, what an interesting map in the Northwest !!! But I fear the WK has left some important pop naked…
Vandal, do you ever post what position you are playing - it may make your incessant babbling more meaningful 
Don Paddro
Oh no sorry about that but I was hoping they might guess.
Trying to be cryptic and all that but not so good as those dark guys.
Why wh else could I be but that naughty elf who so long ago helped do all those nasty things to the nameless one.
Just popped back for old times and to see if I can do it again
Vandal
Aye!
What happen there Witchypoo one of you commander went camping at 2105. The big bad FP are going to take you out? will you come out and play with us or do we have go in to get you.
:rolleyes:
Adunaphel Lost at sea I see:p
Fire King you dont want to play either;) Ok I am coming in can I bring some friends you don’t mind. At least prepare some coffee, no sugar no milk please:) we will make it ourselves
IK me will take out camp 
Draglo Ah! an opponant 2617 will fall but that will be it. For that you will loose GG and Dol Guldur in return not a bad deal after all
Yes Long one you will get Dilgul :mad: think of it I am not so sure
Did you meet a few elves at 3028 I wonder why they were there:rolleyes:
Now did I forget somebody let’s check into the shadow. Oh! there you are Ji better train a little more before you come out and play
Tarondor 
Yes shall we sing the song
JI JI is going to die?
Well might refuse challange you never know
Vandal
Well It didn’t need much deducing that the guy with the constant banter boasting of his challenging prowess was a pointed eared , haughty elf.
Glad the Elves turned up at 3028 less for the QA to worry about.
Qa has done quite nicely thank you with no harbors around SG missed a chance their as with the Elves? Dilgul will fall and it won’t be the last. The games afoot and the first blood will be ours to take.
Looking forward to the next round.
Uvatha, Slayer of Iconoclasts, and any other spray painting graffiti merchants, be they First or secondborn of Illuvatar
Oh dear so I take it you will be refusing challange, now that is not fair I had a mnd to kill a minion or two.
First blood, does that mean you think we wont burn or otherwise maime all those pop cntres we are on, think again.
Oh I think its worth it, one of ours for the Fireking Capital but of course you may think you know better.
Hey think you can stop us if so welocome to the real world, want to bet on it?
Oh the bells toll and for you its going to be interesting.
Oh my little freind have you not heard to something called evasive movement?
Well I think you did not and that means you see what we want you to see and the pleasure is going to be all mine as we do very naughty things to you
Vandal
Free and Dark -
What news of army movements and pending battles ? Has nothing happened of merit to either that they may care to boast about ?
Don Paddro
Deaf, Dumb and Blind in Cameth Brin
Oh its to early to boast really, but ask me next go
Vandal