What happend to the killer blond???
Matt
Alas 
The killer blonde left, couldn’t stand the pressure, got wrinkled, or maybe she ran out of hair dye (maybe she used too much and lost her hair).
King Schitzo
Are ya’ll ready to surrender yet? 
King Schitzo
Yes…please…we’re terrified… :eek:
What are your terms ? Will you give us …let’s say 100.000 in gold for each town we surrender…well send in the gold and we might
Ren again collecting filth.
How bout I give you 10 gold for every MT and 1 gold for every town or less?
Sounds like a deal, it’s better than me taking them for free.
King Schitzo
So you want to negotiate now do ya?
Here’s my counter-proposal:
We kill all your characters; giving whatever amount you think is fair for any starting characters. We give nothing for any new characters, because as we all know, new FP characters are worthless.
We’ll then steal all the gold back, since you can’t stop us. We’ll also take your remaining artifacts, because if you really wanted them, you wouldn’t leave them on dead FP bodies, would ya? 
Khamul
Khamul, you’re such a funny dead person!! 
The only sad part about the whole thing is, I believe you really think you’re winning
King Schitzo
The true winning team
Hey Scotty, not only do we think that we are winning, we think that you think that we are winning too
I’d have to say, “Nah, I always think I’m winning”
King Schitzo
As I sit and wait for the destruction of Hurricane Charley , I have to think that I hope my home is still here tomorrow and especially by Wednesday when I can see my latest turn.
King Schitzo
Buckling down for a very windy, rainy Friday the 13th.
:eek: :eek: :eek: EEEEEEEK!!! You stole Elrond’s arty :eek: :eek: :eek:
What a dasturdly thing to do :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Me thinks I’ll have to call in Dudley Dooright; you, you, you, Snidely Whiplash!!!
King Schitzo
:mad: Not only did you steal the arty, you killed Elrond’s buddy, Erestor; you bad boys. Now I’ll have to really get serious.
King Schitzo
Well tomorrow we will see what you mean by getting serious. I can’t wait.
In the meantime I’ll just take out (or not :p) some armies from South Gondor, Eothraim, Sinda Elves and Woodmen. Hé, where are the other eight of your nations, I have armies ready to engage them too. 
One more day and we will see.
Ren the dirty rotten scoundrel.
I have to say, “I’m now getting a wee bit tired of all those dragons.”
King Schitzo
Come on now, you can’t be that suprised or upset?!?
You sent an army to my capital which I knew was coming for a long time. I’m the Dragon Lord. Of course I’m going to have a Dragon!
Khamul
Khamul,
Not surprised, but a wee bit upset .
King Schitzo
Hold on Hold on!
At the Battle of ‘Tirthon’ (2109) didnt your Army have a Dragon in it!
or was it just a Big Ugly Woodman commander?
Arfanhil for the Rhudaur
I’m not upset that you get dragons, just so durn many of them. Just that it seems like every time I’m about to do something really nasty to you, up pops a dragon and down goes the army.
One of these times, a dragon isn’t going to save your butt.
King Schitzo
Scott
I hope you have some room in that heart of yours for a couple of more dragons because…
BBB :rolleyes:
Matt,
Of course I do, I just LOVE those big, ugly worms 
. Perhaps I’ll get one too, and we can have another wipe-out (wait a minute, I’ve been wiping out ya’ll armies even with you having the worms ).
Here’s hoping I don’t get wiped out from Ivan (hurricane that is, I live near Tampa, FL and this will be the third in almost as many weeks) before I can wipe ya’ll out .
King Schitzo
Hunkering down for another windy, rainy week in paradise