Good luck weathering both storms (Ivan and ours).
Jos (FK)
Good luck indeed with Ivan. As a show of goodwill and unity, I’ll try to only kill 1 or 2 of your characters this turn.
Khamul
Khamul,
Why thanks, and to show my gratitude, I’ll just take 1 or 2 of your pop centers 
King Schitzo
Scott,
First off, hope you and your family are ok. Looks like Ivan’s heading west, eh? 
Secondly, word around the DS campfire is that Elrond fell down, go Boom!!! Seriously, your losing 8-10 characters a turn, not all them chumps, and with Elrond AND Thrainduil both off to permanent retirement in the Halls of Mandos this turn, do you expect it to get any better?
We know where your guys are at, where they’re going and, sadly, you can’t stop us. How much of a beating do you require, you masochistic sicko! :rolleyes:
Khamul,
Telling it like it is!
Reportedly overheard in a seedy bar in Morannon…
… Big pointy elven ears, my ass! He didn’t hear a thing till my dagger goes right in the back of his neck! Then he’s all flopping around and bleedin’ this weirdo pink elf blood that smells like friggin’ berries. And then finally he sees me, y’know? And he’s all “Oh Mercy, Please Sir, Mercy!”. Big tough Elrond! Humph… didn’t seem like much to me. So I ignore him of course, and pass the time taking these Nice leather boots! But i’m getting annoyed with all the beggin’ and the bleedin’ so I gives him anouther in the chest. That did it for him. So whatta you guys thing of these boots? Nice huh? Oh … hey anyone know what a ‘mantle’ is…?
Kudos to John for the best post in these forums, ever, period.
Scotty, you need to gee your boys up a bit to get them moving. SG didnt move at 2831. Eothraim didnt move at 3022. Dwarves didnt move at 3620. SG did arrive at 2136 - but too late (you really should fire your Corsairs commanders - they just havent done the job for you this game).
So, we are singing 'cos we think we are winning
Glad the real world is treating you more kindly than we are…
:eek: “Oh my God, You’ve killed Kenny!” :eek:
I will have to admit, John’s post was humorous; but the last couple of turns have been bad for the good guys. But, I’m not ready to throw it in yet, lets give it a few more turns and see it anything good happens for the good guys. After all, it’s only $7.60 for you, but it’s $91.20 for me. 
King Schitzo
Scott
Can Tarandor come out and play??? I promise I dont have a dragon anymore. :rolleyes:
Pleeeeassseee
BBB
IK
MATT
By the way after this game is over if you are intrested in joining a team I might know of one… 
Matt,
No!!! :mad: Tarondor can NOT come out to play. “He didn’t eat his meat, so he can’t have any pudding”, AND he can’t come out to play. Besides, he’s been acting strangely since he met ya’ll, don’t know what I’m going to do with him.
Sure, I’m always interested in grudge teams.
King Schitzo
Hey Scott… I had a good turn. I was worried when I saw the huge SG army at 2136 - but now my Harad boyz are dancing in the streets. That was a close close battle - decided more or less on good morale of some of my troops, and getting the combat spell off. Phew!
I cant be held accountable for the fate of Belechel… and poor old Angamite seemed to take a turn for the worse… Still at least he has his pal Taurnil to keep him company.
Cheers
Mike
Scott
Sauron declares that if the goods lay down the sword the he shall spare The Sunshine state from futher stormy weather.
(I bet you didn’t know that we were responsible for all of your huricaines)
BBB
IK
Matt
Actually, I thought ya’ll were responsible for the current rash of bad weather in God’s country. So, ya’ll want to play with Mother Nature, huh? Well, I’ll just have to get out the paddle and tan your hides good. Haven’t you heard, “It’s not nice to fool with Mother Nature”? It’s a saying I live with, like I haven’t pee’d on an electric fence for ages, or I haven’t eaten any Fear Factor food ever; it’s just one of those things.
Now, as for laying down my swords, well, If I did, I’d have enough timber to build bridges across all the rivers in Middle Earth; Hey, that’s an idea. I’ll go weaponless and fight you with my kung foo! (couldn’t be any worse than what’s I’m doing now). All my troops will be calling each other “Grasshopper” and sitting with their legs crossed in the lotus position. What an idea! I’m pumped now (well, if I could figure out how to teach those box of rocks anything at all).
Here’s hoping that my kung foo brigades kick some “DS BUTTOCKS”!!! 
King Schitzo
Black Belt in the Ancient Marshall Arts of
“Poong Tang”
Turn date is coming fast, will the bad guys find more dragons? Or will the big worms hunker away, take the time to recoup, take the time to think about fighting all your battles and say, “Hey, wait a minute! Why should we do all the fighting for those lousy little orcs? Maybe, just maybe, they should fight for themselfs for awhile!!”
Well, we’ll know come Wednesday. Tune in to this channel and find out whether or not the worms get some intelligence and figure out whoms using whom.
King Schitzo
Its back ! And we see more cannon fodder oops dragon fodder all over the place. Nice Angurth. Nice Lamthanc. Come eat Elves and Dwarves and men. Mwahahahaha
“The Count” … From Orc Seasame Street
Ah Good EVE-ning boys and girls. Now where were we? … twenty FIVE heads on spikes … twenty SIX heads on spikes … twenty SEVEN heads on spikes. Ah! VERY good! Twenty seven heads on twenty seven spikes. Now … lets see if we can count a little higher…
Gees, is that all?
It’s probably more, but ya’ll ran out of digits to count (fingers, toes, nose, other things…).
But, am I discouraged? Not only NO! But, HELL NO!!!
I have my little victories, little things that keep me smiling, and you know what? You DS don’t even know what some of them are
King Schitzo
Keeper of little secrets
Uh Scott, I don’t know how to break this to you but 27 kills is just from MY kingdom. Its considerably more when you factor in my 11 allies.
John
My paltry effort is 10 kills. I’m a slacker compared to the Lord of Murder!
Khamul
Khamul, my old friend(?);
How do you count them? You only have 3 fingers on a hand (plus your thumb), but that only equals eight! Plus one more for your only ear, minus one for a missing nose, and your an eunich (which is minus a whole bunch ).
King Schitzo
:rolleyes:
Hey I like this. Do we ever get to find out what they are? Can you give us any hints on how the various nations of the freeps are feeling at the moment? Is South Gondor having difficulty persuading the last few farm boys to join up in the army after what happened to the last 10,000? Are all the elves in the world hiding in fear? Is there a political backlash against the decision to try and eliminate public enemy No. 1 (residence: 3423 New Mordorville?)
This IS fun…