Eh…what? Uhnnnn…WHAT WHAT WHAT ALREADY!!!
Oh yes, sorry.
[which turn is it?]
Okay, it’s turn twenty…er…something. Right then. Oh yes. Okay.
[b] Now hear this you hideously allied Elves and Orcs and other simply silly things who dare face the wrath of MAN. I’ve been doing my damndest to sleep through this one, but no, you won’t roll over and die. It’s getting quite frustrating that you expect US. Full Blooded HUMANS to actually have to put a little effort into it!!! Very odd, that position. I mean, you’re all shorter than us and, well, there are these books that talk about the Age of Man. Well…? WE’RE the “Man” they’re talking about! Can’t you J U S T accept that and stop making 8 cities each in the south? Look, I’ll send Valros down there and you can just hand them all over on your way out of the game. Sound like a plan? We wouldn’t want to upset the Books now, would we?
Your full cooperation is much appreciated in advance. Many thanks.[/b]
Earendur of the North Kingdom