Game 6 - the rematch

General
#201

Hey they all get sick of me in the end, I have a limited life expectancy so dont talk to soon!

Oh what might have been, the great campaign we might have played, but history will not write about such things, for we dance to another tune.

I just hope the dark side can hear it!

Well if whats been done to the poor old QA/Harad is modest I would not like to see what you descibe as bad to painful!

The DL, Rhu and WK well lets see what the next few turns hold!

Dragons are a way of life expect them and get on with it I say.

Frank

Vandal

#202

Dwarves just wanna go ho-ome…

Home…HOME…home…HOME…

Dwarves just wanna go ho-o-ommmmme…

#203

Please no dont get the short ones to sing!!!

#204

Now you made me go look and as far as I can see we lost 3 characters and so did the evil ones.

What do we have to do to not be losing on the body count?

I told you dark servants cannot count as the fingers keep falling off.

#205

Darn one cannot get the dark side to bite, I think i will have to banish them to game 7 and let them really feel the meaning of some hard banter!

#206

BITE~!
Dark Ones BITE~!
BITE!!
Dark Ones BITE~!

All I wanna do is make the Dark Ones BITE~!

BITE!!!
Dark Ones BITE~!

#207

I never believwd you could get hypnosis to work on here but well what can I say.

You will stab the dark side and disband all your armies if you serve the dark one!

I still thINK you need banishment to learn the meaning of pain.

#208

leave them alone, they are busy working on their excuse sheet for why they were humiliated in this game.

they should just be grateful our old friend terry wasnt playing they would of really been suffering then. :stab:

#209

Ok you talked me into taking pity on them, its the long weekend time to have a break and go easy on the poor souls.

#210

Enjoy your false sense of security for now, we can take that at will, Muwahahahahaha, LOL

#211

OK, how 'bout best of 3, LOL

#212

Just the fact that you think your kicking our butts is proof of hypnosis, you’ll believe anything under the influence, LOL

#213

A Poetic Master at work, LOL

#214

I dont think we have said we are kicking your butts, but at least my claims are real.

Outkilling us? Hmmmmmmmmm well you will need to prove that one! Come on you know you want to try even if you know you cannot win it.

How many kills will you have this go?

But if you can explain to my why the qa and harad let the sg army live to burn another pop centre well what can I say, I am stumped.

If you really think you are winning what will you wager on it as a side bet as its far from certain who will win no matter whats gone on yet.

Ask me again in a few more turns as the game still has far to many twists to decide this game.

If you want to tell me you have the edge at the moment sadly you dont, but as well as some areas have gone sadly the harad area has not gone well and that will come back to bite you.

Sadly you have gone for the plains option and back luck has dogged you on that, your arties options have been rotten and your luck on the dice rolls even worse. Have you killed anyone yet with an agent.

Of course the comming turns may change but if they dont its not great at all for your play.

Now is that crucial phase where great play and luck win the game, demonstrate you have both and you win and fail and you will not.

But of course you know what I have done to you and you know I had luck with me, BUT YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LUCK.

I will grind you down, slow and easy and crush you as I wont stop, if you think you can take it away from me feel free.

Game on and see you later, job about to be done.

Oh and knowing what you are doing each turn and knowing I have moved certain characters what do you think I plan to do this go to more of your boys?

I will get one of you in the end!

Maybe before you get me!

Remember its better to be lucky than good and sadly for your side I tend to be very lucky.

Vandal

#215

Oh I quite licked the poetry can we have another one with a new tune?

Chomp or something or a new one alltogether.

Oh sorry when I win and get lucky the smell of success gets al lto much for me to handle, what can I do about it, you will have to change that and save me from myself.

#216

Ji Indurrrrrrrrr,
All the fancy elves were scared of Herrrrrrrrrr
Now it looks as though at Buhr Wladmarh
The Eothraim have made it purrrrr

Whyyyyy sheeee can’t do squat,
I don’t know, she wouldn’t sayyyy
She tripped and fell flat
Now I long to make her Pay-ay-ay-ay

[you may claim ignorance, and if i’m nice i’ll claim artistic liberties, if i’m not, well, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck…]

#217

Well its middle earth has talent time now.

So where the wolf boy who is alright nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

What next I wonder.

OK so its fun to see the CL dance as you can see but lets hope the jig is not up for me!

Vandal

#218

Well I have to say that buyout on Timber worked a treat for us.

Now we have the ti mi st and bronze covered this go, you can have the rest and take your chances.

Yes we are that short on gold you steal so much of it!

#219

Glad the buyout worked so well, at least now our agents will still have work to do. Thanks for your sterling efforts to subsidize our economies. We were a bit concerned that we recruited too many troops to maintain given the lack of attack on the Mordor stronghold however as long as your side is willing to continue to pay for the feeding and training of our troops we will keep them in the field and improving in ability.

Oh by the by; start looking up. The Dragons are joining up now.

#220

Oh what can you do when the dragons come calling?

Plan on it and get on with it.

Well dont want the game to end too soon and have to keep you in it, dont we, so we can play a little longer.

Its bad form to win to early so enjoy the free gold for a bit.

To those who are about to die we salute you!

Vandal