I’m always amazed at how we have to Oooh and Aaaah and shake in our boots because something that happens every single solitary game is…wait for it…happening again…
Oh but this time as we are chopping up the dragons they wont find quite so many!
Notice any of them missing?
That turn must have hurt. Loosing so many shorties to overun.
I loved this turn. And gues what dragons, plenty of dragons.
Pfendi
How many shorties did we lose…exactly…??? If you think that’s what “hurts” the Free, well, um, okay…
Not really many, most of the shorties will fight the “disbanded CL-troops”
Gixxx
Can’t see any dragons so far, Hmm
Northern Harad is free now.
Southern Harad consists of 3 MTs and a town.
Won’t take much time to take them!
Have Fun!
Gixxx
I agree a “hurting” turn for us.
Really bad to conquer so much from you.
… and to stop your armies moving against Eoplex!
Gixxx
Oh I think the CL being my bunny is quite fun, its only going to get worse as you can see I am playing with you.
Next turn same again?
To those who have died we salute you, for we decide when we die not some dark shifty backstabber!
This turn will hurt, you are going to know the menaing of pain
Oh did it hurt the poor rhu to lose so many characters to overrun? If it did not them one might say the same of the stumpies, but only you can answer that.
Turn 6 and how many kills is it the dark agents have? Me I am just lucky but has it rubbed off on others to?
Yes, I really didn’t want to have to bring that up. If they think that this army on a DS capital adjacent to a couple FP armies is “cloaked”, then, well, wonder what else they think is a BIG secret… :rolleyes:
Well as I said myself when you are going to tell porkies make sure they are good ones.
Well you can still take it as red I did not believe it!
Ok I know the only red in the game is the walls of the Dragon Lord but hey hoped it hurt you to.
By the way did you like that old chestnut on the WK town, if you are going to have lots of armies you might want to use them to defend your pop centres, freeebies are nice though. Dragons are no good if you dont use them.
Oh how many targets for your poor curse crew not a great feast you should find something more interesting to chew on.
I must admit its bene a long sime since I have seen such crap artifacts setup though, are the gods of chaos secret free people lovers putting so many in the water.
OK so the Harad well told you your numbers up, the QA well hurting at all yet? CL you know I will ride you like a mare whilst I can, just as you deserve it.
LR, well what can I say, you know it already.
IK please stop having so much fun I can only hurt so mnay of you dark boys.
BS I still dont care.
Well next go I can feel a chill wind blowing Ji is going to die, unless of course ones is to scared to try again. Got your goat and dared you enough?
When you pull that one off, Mr Run On, I’ll write you an even better song.
Can you not feel it in your bones, Ji is dead, well ok I know dead already, so will have to be dead dead or double dead.
Get the pen out and write that song.
It ain’t over till the Fat Lady sings, so don’t put your dress on just yet, LOL BTW, don’t piss off our CL, you’ll be sooooorrrrrrrry, 
Hey the CL will have his moment in the sun, make hay whilst you can.
Given the units in use do you really think it worries me at all?
Hell can I outlive the Harad/QA/Rhu/WK?
Sometimes you have to sacrifice so I say bring it on if you think your hard enough, I am not seeing it yet. I HAVE TO FEEL THE LOVE?
I am of course loving it right now, if and when I am not you can poke fun at me.
Until then the CL can stay my bunny and jump to my tune.
Have I annoyed him enough to send a few more agents or does he need a bit more help? A few more mates might be a help his boys are not up to the job at the moment.
Hey how did you know I was fat and a lady, though my singing might do your ears in?
Can you hear the tick tock of that clock, I hope you feel like you are in a tough game, as you are and as I have already said game on the end is not set but I dont feel like I am losing.
Now the poor wk can he hold 2305 and man you must have some gold to a knock out another 400 men. If he can stop the armies he sees on him enjoy the hit on the walls as nothing can stop whats about to take him out. Well true you may have an agent to do it but hell good luck and god play if you do. Hs town well I dont need to say anything. The Rhuewell carry on I want to see if he can afford all those troops this go, good luck if he can. Stop stealing our gold to feed him!
The QA well one MT and a few camps? The Harad well its already been said. The losses to us, well some of gondor but other than that well not a lot a few towns.
I hoped the dl did not feel neglected and well he will be feeling some love as you can see, did it hurt him more than me, well we shall see. No we are not going to do much but steal any gold and return the favour this go, not as much as you but we have to be a little more selective being so poor compared to your long list of agents.
Oh well lets see what happens this go.
Is the CL upset and decided to ask his doggy to come play?
Must be when his got the CL to bring his troops back to life and asked the IK and co to follow him to.
Anyone would think he did not like me.
Oh well what can you do when nobody will leave me alone to have an easy life.
How about:
My JI lives over the ocean, my Ji lives over the sea, my Ji is covered in gravy oh do bring back my Ji for me for me?
Ok only my first effort anyone do any better?
By the way Din gone and forgot about you where you skulking, well ok I know but do I care?
Jiiiii Indurrrr
What have you done for meeeeee?
Jiiii Indurrrrr
I sit all alone like theeeeeee
Did the Eothraim
**** you up again?
That is very sad,
Make me feel so bad
You can fly away
to Dol Guldor-day
You still suck worse than meeeeeee
Bad word editting and, well, had to rhyme the DG thing, what can a poor stump do, we are NOT poets you know, we got a lot of pressure here…