Well, I guess it is up to me, the Dragon Lord, to mosey on down to the forum and say something for the Servants of the Lord of Gifts.
You Free may have the luck of the good, but I have read the instructions for evil overlords – hah: I will now make new and different stupid mistakes. Counter that, if you can! Hah, Hah… hah …(checking guidelines for appropriate number of “hahs”, film at, uh, …)
And the secret plan still unfolds.
I hope it works.
But if Hallas refuses challenge, that changes something. Hah!
And then there is that other stuff I am not going to tell you about.
So far I like this secret plan it allows for me to get into Mordor and kick some booty! I know you all figured pick on the girl she will die easy…guess that didn’t work out like you planned huh? I am pleased, DS you could not come up with a better secret plan…btw I have figured it out…
Its you distract him will I sneak around back and …ahhhhhhh die!
ROFL
Poor DS it is too bad. I do hope that you will do something soon. Silly Cloud Lord coming for my capital is that where you are going… a large army is not enough just to let you know…that was an awfully long walk…its okay though perhaps in return I will just take 3627? May I?
How is the dragon hunting coming? Silly combat swords!
Just to let you all know the Easterlings will be again sending out their ‘ships of the desert’ with all that exotic food that they will bring to a market near you.
Dear dear Dragon Lord monsieur Caradoc, I fear for your sanity. Hah hah hah etc is the only message you can send? :eek: Dol Guldor will fall shortly, Sarn Gorowing is on a limited time span, the Ice King has lost his capital and is out, the Dog Lord has lost his capital, we are running unchecked around Mordor and all you can say is hah! Well in that case Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee :rolleyes:
Re,ember, all us Dwarves have diplomas, so its your not big and your not clever!
Stumpies
Hmm let me see what is the plan for the evils this turn…could it be lose another capital? I really love this master plan it is the best I have seen yet…remind me should I ever play with any of you I make the master plan for our side.
GIRLS RULE …BOYS DROOL!!! Hahahhahahahahahaha
Just had to say that…
Ji Indur hope that injury doesn’t hurt too much ohhh and grasty is he mine too keep? Miruimor how’s those walls feel bet your nose is a little flatter…giggle :rolleyes:
I do so love this game…can you DS just give up now…it is getting boring beating on barely breathing opponents. Doctor come quick I think this one is dead…He’s Dead Jim, Dead.
Oh well don’t know why I even post here since my opponents never post back…maybe I should have played the sinda or the Dwarves at least then I could tease the Dragonlord…I would send an army up there to play but then that would just be unfair.
Master plan? What master plan? I never said anything about a master plan. Just my own little secret plan. My own little secret plan that I never pretended was any good, just secret, because I have not told anyone what it is – maybe not even myself. No. Wait a minute. I think I recall a self-destructing memorandum – but memory, and memorandum, obliteration is part of the security. Hah!
(Sorry, logistical problem. I was issued an over-supply of “hah”’s, with a shortage of “mwa”’s. YOU try to be evil with that handicap. It is almost as bad as having your “e” key not work. I need to use up these “hah”’s, or they go bad. Then they stink up the place. Better your place than mine. [Hah! Take Dol Guldur, then these “hah”’s are yours. Hah!])
As for Dol Guldur, and Sarn Goriwing, of course you Free will take them. That is your job, and I wish you folks would stop lolligagging and get on with it, so I could move on to Phase II of the secret (hah!) plan. You are taking halfway unto forever just to move, in spite of every opportunity I have been able to give you. Must I offer a special on deep fried twinkies? On a stick? With fish sauce? Or more exotic condiments?
The loss of the Dog Lord capital has not yet registered with us. Perhaps one is thinking of the Fire King?. Try to remember your successes, it helps in the long run. I remember – once, I had a success.
As for opponents never posting – well, my quick count might be off a little, but I have 16.1% (before this post) of the posts on this game, where my fair share would be 4%. (Hah!) Do you really (hah!) want to (hah!) hear from (hah! ) – darn (hah!). I have the (hah!) hahcups. Must take cure. (Hah!) Drool … younger women (hah!), older beverages (hah!).
Ah but Caradoc that is my point you are the only evil posting thus the reason I wish I was playing up near you…would you tell your teammates if they are even still playing the game to post back…
Hmm so how you going to stop me from taking this capital…a dragon…we shall see. So it’s turn 6 Do you know where your allies are?
How many more MT’s do you guys have you must be running low? Well its no problem my next suprise should taste good…
As for the Dark L’s tsk tsk my friend bet that camp is mighty expensive can’t decide whether to let you keep it or wait until you make it a MT. A pop center in my backyard how cute.
Well, as a bright Free might have surmised, and I suspect some of you have, I never intended to stop you from taking Dol Guldur. Go ahead. Give it your best shot. Then, you are stuck with those “hah’s”, and I get to turn my attention to … matters to which I have always intended to turn my attention.
When I get a dragon, I will be the first to know.
Did Sarn Goriwing prove a tougher nut than you Free had anticipated? Sometimes, that happens. Feel free to come back and try again
[ I am trying to expand my exclamatory alphabet. I acquired a brace of “b’s” from Bornbeneor, and, since I am giving you Free a shot at all those “hah’s” in storage at Dol. Guldur, I reckoned I could spare one of those “b’s”. What the heck, I serve the Lord of Gifts, and I am a generous Ringwraith. ]
Clear Dol Guldur of Orcs? It is still soon after turn results. Take a look. I have cleverly arranged to clear Dol Guldur of Orcs for you. Can I lead my foe into a trap, while telling them I am doing so? You bet I can.
The nature of the trap – well, that can wait. Some things, I will leave to you to learn.
Meanwhile, you Free have gained information on the size of my army at 2815. You Free either spent an order to learn that, or you looked at your turn results and came to a conclusion. Either way, you did what I wanted you to do. Hah!
Fear, ye Free.
Your fate is in my hands, and they are clumsy.
Mwa, – and, because I can spare a few, while still leaving plenty to burden the Free — hah, hah, hah --HAH!
Alas poor Caradoc, I knew him well At least thats how it starts. As I remember it we were talking to the dead…well that would fit then :o
We the free admire you Steve, for fighting the bad fight and talking the talk. However although the fighting is all but over for you, the talking will no doubt continue. We would be sad if it did stop, as you are the only person who posts on this site.
Many thanks for Dol Guldor. All traps have been removed, all the Bees are back in their hives and the way is open. You could have cleaned up a little better, bloody dust everywhere! Look forward to trashing your remaining army, and will visit you at the new capital soon.
Oh, dear :rolleyes: Imlach of Cardolan has that sinking feeling Farm boys and ships? Always a bad mix :rolleyes: Guess you’ll have to send the pointy ears fishing if you want the prize :rolleyes:
Ok let me see if I have this straight according to the info:
The DS are down 1 nation maybe soon to be 2.
The DS have lost 3 capitals;
IK’s - nation out
FK’s - ouch thats gotta hurt
DoL’s - according to Stumpie but I have no verification about this
And are going to lose 2 or 3 more MT’s this turn
FK’s - goodbyeeee
DrL - anything left behind to defend…huh!
BS - possible not
While the FP’s are all intact but will lose their first MT this turn
NM - hmmmm
That all seems unfair to me Why can’t we all get along :rolleyes: Everyone wants to buy exotic Easterling foodstuff and destroying these MT’s is hurting my profits. Its gotta stop!!! There should be a huge party instead of all this fighting, then you can buy my exotic food from me
P.S. Any news of Goblin Gate yet? I seemed to have missed that somewhere
Dont worry Ian, we will build a new and exciting Mordor on the ruins. Why do you think we have the Northmen on our side, certainly not for their women (too hairy for us, not hairy enough for the Dwarves and the Elves dont like women at all) Not for thier liquior (you cant brew good beer from Rhun water and grass…they tried, but only one of the DS bought it, how do you think the Sorcerer went Blind?)
But, when it comes to promotion and swindling unsuspecting folks from thier hard earned coin, the Northmen are the choice. I keep having to get gold shipments from others cause my townsfolk are so enthralled by the NM’s smallpox infected blankets and shiny baubles! Or maybe its just that we’ll buy anything…send those camels to a Buhr near you!
no that is not true, the Doggies have not lost a capital we did a lot of damage, but that capital still stands.
But we already asked if the dogs would accept some two month old fish on a stick. We were told there are still good to eat
Ohh and Goblin Gate went to the stumpies quite some turns ago, turn 2 or 3.
and all you can say is hah! Well in that case Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee 
