Greetings from the Mild NW…and we are glad to be here! Seems the Noldo left a welcoming comittee I can only hope we honour their strange and primitive customs accordingly.
Likewise seems the Noldo and Sinda have decided to drop in on Dol Amroth…I assure you the hospitality is excellent, and the scenery is to die for…do you see me? Because I see you!!! Let the mayhem begin!!
Hey, I get one week to try and get my head around a new nation and you both arrive unannounced, expecting meals and entertainment and then promptly set fire to your plush accommodation. I get the feeling you have no respect for your hosts. 
Regards Herman (ex inkeeper of Forlond)
atleast we keep the home fires burning
Home fires burning, … the fire is suppossed to be in the Hearth, not burn the entire house and barn!!! :eek: No decorum you Southerners and it was stricktly no pets, have you seen the mess those Mumak make, who’s going to have to clean that up. I’m going to need a bigger bucket for sure!
Herman (Disgruntled new Noldo)
While the DS run around destroying things we the Free people mearly have to spread the word and entire towns join our cause. 
Well O.K we really have to repeat the words alot, (slowly and loudly!) and there is some legal and binding paperwork involved that isn’t completely explained before getting it signed and we do have an exceptionally big budget for this PR campaign. So you guys up in the North keep burning things down and we will just move in and take over back at home. 
Regards Herman (Woodmen and Noldo)
What makes you think you’ll keep them tho? Once I steam roll these pathetic attempts by Northern Gondor and Arthedain vs my superior armies…Ill come finish you off. Hasnt losing 1 capital been enough for the noldo?
Change of scenery has done us good. Got the renovating bug now and the Southern clime is so good for the tan. None of this pale porcelin skinned Elves now, tanned and learning to surf. Like totally stoked dude! 
Bring it on big guy!
Regards Herman (Woodmen and Noldo)
THats the plan…besides as soon as Im done in the NW…I hear mirkwood can use some chopping…all that timber…
Na, you wouldn’t like it in Mirkwood, kinda creepy in those trees and all. They don’t like folk not from round there, down there. 
Regards Herman
Ill take my chances…and my axe