Blah… no, just your random drivel. Good thing I’m not involved in this game. 
- Ben
Bah! Good thing for Decepticon maybe. Go ahead, pick up one of their soon dropped Phreipie nations and meet the same fate as Thrandull and Plain II…we dare y’a!
Hoarmurath the Peer
One Holier Than Thou post from ArgleBargle last turn and some babbling from Stumpie.Where have all the FP gone?
You guys are no fun.
Uvatha
Isn’t that a song? “Where have all the FP gone?”
Of course the missing FP are by DESIGN. Unfortunately our design will not make Threlor go missing for at least a few more turns. Shame really.
Urzahil
It could be a poem? Perhaps I could be allowed to experiment with just one more time? I know I am banned but just this once pleeeeease?
Khamûl
You know I will always be there for you Urzi
Khamul
I would be delighted to hear one of your inpired poems liberate your mind, let your inspiration free. Don’t worry about those ignorant barbaric freeks will say. You are a poet go for it
Thelor 66
Ahhh. I see Angulion’s done another outstanding job with Thelor’s medication. What a nice, sweet, compassionate Freep. All the better to stake them to their horses necks when they’re saying “Oh no, it’s my fault…you’re welcome to sneak back here anytime…” and offering snacks.
Hoarmurath the Hungry
looks pained Well Khamul I guess I could let you make JUST ONE more poem. I think we have some FP e-mail addy’s floating around; my requirment is that you send it ONLY to them. On second thought even I am not that cruel… yet
Great now I got dwarf love, I must really be desperate for a date. BTW Threlor I am still miffed at you for working with Khamul to betray the rest of us instead of me! 
Urzahil
Elatar silly cad. Does that extra touch of “honor” feel good as you rot in the battlefield? Should have challenged Lamthanc, would have smelt better for the bards…oh right, WE’LL be writing the folksongs after this one…
Hey, I made some gains in Angmar this turn!!
Why do you guys let the Arthi do all the work, yikes, you let him take Gram and now he’s trying for Carn Dum? Jeez, Cardi Rhu and the stumpies should really spend some time coordinating!!
Ar Murazor
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*** Translation***
Icey one, enclosed find the remainder of the payment I promised you. Frankly I thought Khamul would be more difficult to dispose of. All Nazghul will now advance in his place, and we are one step closer to realising our ultimate plan…
Urzahil
Khamul was a FOOL! Celedhring had gotten to him with all that dancing and poetry crap. Good riddance.
Hoarmurath the Homeless
So the Dark Servant and Free people conspiracy to remove Khamul from Middle Earth finally worked. He was a mouthy bugger anyhow!
Free People of Mirkwood come to the wonderful newly opened mountain resort of Sarn Goriwing, the only downside is Throkmaw and my orc hordes are very hungry.
Hoarmurath you will be homeless, jobless and slapped about if I have to come down there after you
Celedhring - newly appointed Dragon Lord
ARGH!!! Murazor dallies in the poppy fields allowing Angulion to run the show and now we rid the world of the poet fool Khamul only to have Celedhring take over for the 2nd? Man, this isn’t my Age…
Hoarmurath the Unrecognized
Dragon Lord I am sorry you Khamul didn’t have thew time to post his poetry masterpiece before his death You can expect some visit shortly in your newly open town in Mirkwood.
Is there a party at 2711 I am very upset I didn’t get invited.
Your new recruit impresses me Good Work in the North Lacy doesn’t go all to well in the South tough
Thelor 66
Throckmaw is looking forward to your arrival on Sarn Goriwing Mr Thelor. Don’t you just hate cleaning up after a huge Dragon when he’s eaten hundreds of Dwarves?
Celedhring
“The plain clad servant handed Urzahil a small non-descript piece of paper. No one suspected that he was actually Mordor’s master of spies, but Urzahil growled at him as he would any low-life to maintain the ruse. The folds in the note informed him that it had come in by pigeon, and with great haste. Opening it with care, he caught the simple text *** Khamul Dead as planned, Celedhring assumed his mantle quicker than expected-- now matters are worse. *** Cursing under his breath, he threw the note into the fire as a nearby orc with only 35 health suddenly fell to the ground. Urzahil was dour, yet thoughtful as he pondered. Months to plan and moments to unravel, his schemes in Mirkwood were faltering. He could not use that dupe Threlor again, even a dwarf would realize he had been betrayed by now. Further he had burnt his bridge with Saerol in Operation Adunaphel. Urzahil clenched his fist. He knew he was the most fit to rule Middle Earth, but his plans for advancement were on hold until he could find another unwitting FP to conspire with against his own kind, and then double cross. Had Gondor revealed his duplicity to the Dwarves? Likely… Word would travel fast among the Free Peoples. Who among them would be fool enough to consire with him now after it was known that he had betrayed his last two partners?
Suddenly a smile came to Urzahil’s face. A very big smile, a very DARK smile, in fact a downright frightening smile-- he was not called the Mouth for nothing. Snapping his fingers he waited as one of his court advisors cautiously entered the room. Still smiling Urzahil asked: Who replaced that idiot Amroth?”
Urzahil
Thelor was sitting on a rock near the roaring fire he has built " That has been quite a fight those Easties are good fighters, too bad they sided with the force of evil."
Suddenly a crow landed on at his feet “Salutation Thelor, Urzahil sent me to tell you he good news, your plan worked Telumentar was able to challenge and kill Khamul. He expect his reward soon.” Saying that the crow flew back in the dark.
Thelor took another gulp of ale and said to himself " I will now have to pay him he is greedier than a dwarf but he should not expect any gold from me until the secong part of the deal is realized"
Now where do I have to go I have to join with one of my incoming armies to go south to help the Gondors or East fighting the Easties…
On that he fell asleep putting back the decision till morning
That concluded the 9th episode of “Days of our life in Middle Earth” stay tuned for the next episode titled “The fall of Morrannon”
Thelor 66
Backstabbing Darkies plotting with Elves while they owe the Dwarves yet another debt…I’m getting the feeling it might just be Starting to get hot around here…
Ice King Melting
Just remember Threlor, not everyone who closes their eyes wakes up.
Uvatha