Yeaaaaahhh baby…WK still kicking in Angmar…are you guys gonna bring it already or what?
Nice of you to leave me be for these last few turns so I could recruit some more troops to take you on with! About time someone took Gundabad…its only been undefended for like 4 turns!!
Murazor the Maniacally Magnificient!
I keep finding saps to die “honourable” deaths. Earth to South Gondor… I know, I know, those pathetic emissaries aren’t much of a kill, but then, I’m not much of a killer nation, and, frankly, you folks were supposed to be knocking me out, or something? Ah well, keep on it then…
Nice of Lammy to join us here in this stupid little camp, eh? Warn your troops, he’s a playful guy, none of this video-game American style warfare from afar (fire and spells) no, Lammy get’s down and dirty, tossing and pulling apart while clawing and gnawing. Get the camcorders out.
Hoarmurath of Mordor
To Ohtar of the Sinda Elves,
Welcome to Sarn Goriwing where you will receive the famed hospitality of the Dragon Lord. Our coffee is not as good as in Durthang, our beer tastes like Eothraim horse sweat and our women look like trolls (prolly because they are!). But all visitors seem to lose their heart to the place.
Khamûl
Finally,
you guys have been able to mount something that grossely look like a counter offensive. All of this because of the Easties. We can see now that there is somebody with a mind for strategy on your side.
Murzy don’t worry we will wash you out of the game but we like to take our time too it is so pleasurable to ear you cry.
Hoamurath sorry but the brothers didn’t like you coffee so they trash the place!
Hey Khamul 2809 has been revealed, Mirkwood will be called Greenwood again(Not my choice but we do have a poet on our side too). I might even pay you a visit
Long Rider where did 4013 go 
you organised a party at Dilgul, nice of you!
Thelor 66
Supreme leader of the Dwarven clans
The sooner Sarn Goriwing is revealed the better so my pets improve the loyalty of my citizens every turn.
Khamûl
Attn: Eothraim and other Elf Kissers
The filthy hovels of Burh Waldmarh are now officially condemned by the Mordor Dept. of Public Works. All tresspassers will be knifed on sight. Thank you for your cooperation.
Uvatha
Dear Stunted One:
Yes, you have kept the worthless Northmen in the game for a few more turns,good for you(I guess).I’m glad to see him finally come out and defend himself, I’ll just have to go back and burn Dilgul to the ground this time.
Uvatha
Where’s your ambitious and arrogant Elphen pal? Little stumpy all alone…po po stumpie.
Hoarmurath the Fair
Threlor–
I was disappointed to read that only now do you think I have become offensive. I have tried my best to be offensive in every way; if I am doing something you approve of let me know, and I will stop it immediately!
From hence forth all baths and showers in Mordor (save blood baths) are hereby banned!
Urzahil, The Offensive
Why then, my people are amongst the “cleanest” according to the new standards! But I wouldn’t count on it making the weekly magazine - anything I lead in, Murazor comes around with his Veto to squelch on me.
Hoarmurath the Bloody
VEto VEto VEto
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahaahaah
You cant stop me
VEto VEto VEto
Murazor
Hope Everyone had a happy holiday!
Freepees hurry up and kill Murazor, I’m getting sick of being vetoed!
Urzahil
What was there a holyday that I miss !?
I am veryhappy that Murrazor is getting on your nerves because he is not getting on ours. Why don’t you do the job yourself I am sure Sauron would like that from is second in command
Well, we thought Murazor would get the hint when we did not invite him to the holiday, and go quietly away… but I guess not… In fact he now seems more determined than ever to be a thorn in everyone’s side. <g>
I may have to send Mr. Pound-Sand over to have a private accident, I mean chat, with him…
Urzahil
Why do you think they put the “second in command” in Mirkwood. Its certainly not a love thing!!
Murazor the Ever Scheming
The Mirkwood location was a promotion, who ever said I needed to be away from the other eight because of antisocial behaviour?
That rumor had no foundation and all proof was eliminated!
Khamûl
Promotion from the Barad Dur Sewer Control Department maybe…
The enemy may recall a certain Dragon Lord army that “disappeared” very early in the game… The commander of that force knew something… Be very careful around here…
Wait whose 'knockin the Barad-Dur Sewer Patrol? Where do you think Khamul learned his stealth, not to mention his chemical warfare techniques!
BTW 17 posts and 173 Views? PEOPLE STOP LURKIN’ AND START POSTIN! 
Urzahil
It must be our awesome rapier style whit that keeps em coming back!