What a fun turn this was for my silent assassins 
More captives join my fun little dungeon, I make that 5 characters from northern gondor alone. Arent they getting a little expensive now?
Threlin will be tortured, then killed of course. Argeleb pleaded for his life before his throat was slit
You freeps are getting closer to Mordor, and ever closer to your deaths 
Griffy
Cloud Lord
Hey Argeleb you got my attention! Was that such a good idea? Oh wait your dead now…
Tormog C/O Urzahil
One of my favourite orders is the 215. Yessiree, I so revere it, I mustn’t desecrate it’s wonderfulness by issuing it, oh no no, cannot sully it’s countenance by typing it in, oh my…
Brad, Less a Dragon than Yesterday
Brad–
Stop running the Dragon Lord position into the ground! I need you to side with me against the Ice King and Fire King when I trick the two of them to go to war with each other. Stop wasting resources on the FP, the real battle for power begins when they end!
Urzahil
Happy upcoming 4th of July all! Even you Guy Fawkes Boyz… Won’t be in the office tomorrow so someone else will have to taunt you for a bit!.
Urzahil
Whe are on second page again are you all asleep DS, get yourself a cup of that pitifull herzath of coffee brewed in Durtang
My dwarves are ready to attack!
Thelor 66
My God, these Dwarven burrows have some stench. It’s going to take weeks to get rid of that smell. Even the horses won’t go near it. Maybe I should just burn them all and rebuild from scratch.
Uvatha
My God, these Dwarven burrows have some stench. It’s going to take weeks to get rid of that smell. Even the horses won’t go near it. Maybe I should just burn them all and rebuild from scratch.
Uvatha
Don’t blame me, I don’t know how that happened.
Don’t blame me, I don’t know how that happened.
Uvatha
Hey guys quick Survey–
Other than Elrond who somehow escaped three conseceutive Kidnap/assass attempts and Mahcahrad who Ji Indur typoed the the 615 on, how many FP leaders are left? Any?
Uhhhh Anybody?
Anybody?
Anybody?
Urzahil
Are you counting Ren and Uvatha…or were they for later…?
ugbug the irk, leader of the wandering banjo troupe rumoured to be descended from the Dragon Lord…a once great power in the world…
Well hopefully in the next few turns we can start to inflict some losses on your rank and file.
We kill our foes in noble hand to hand combat or on the field of battle, unlike the cowardly Nazgul who use poisoned dart or a knife in the back while skulking in the shadows.
(Mind you sunlight is bad for their complexions)
Regards, The well tanned, Noble and Brave (on occasions) Hallas
Dead is dead. Knife in the back or sword in the back or poison dart in the back or axe in the back…you get the picture.
Uvatha
…or 14 consecutive hours of listening to my discourse on the socioeconomic root causes for the disparity between discourses in different climate and terrain zones of Middle Earth and how such projects onto the expected economic return of a camp in such various zones depending on season and taking into account such variables as the +/- 5 per agent artifact per artifact per agent and the relative odds that Valadan will get a challenge bonus instead of Seammu notwithstanding the gross 20 year climate trends affecting water levels, etc…
but again, Dead is Dead.
Dragon
You see, now you’ve gone too far. That was just plain wrong.
Uvatha
Every weapon at our disposal my friend…mind you, my impoverished nation has very few weapons remaining, so I do what I must. Hey, ever hear the one about the one legged orc that crashed Thrar’s birthday party? Yeah…they killed him… See? Discourses it is…
dragon
Only one more sleep!
Two weeks is tooooo long to wait!!
May the daggers of the DS slip in their hands, may their swords break and their Wyrms hide in the hills.
Regards Hallas (The Hopefull)
Hallas–
The 5400 Gondor HI I killed on the field of battle this turn felt very REAL, and very DIRECT.
Urzahil