Game 66

Now my little darkies, who want’s to be the first to get stump, I vote for the Doggie is he still barking.

Hey MOO-razor! the elves finaly got 2703 from you I haven’t hear you big mouth for such a long time now! I guess I will have to insult you in game 80 from now on

Personel slave weasel breath you have to catch me first.
Are you planning a welcome back party at Durthang we could not get decent coffey from the Drag so we had to give it back to you

Now Brad I is not nice to laught at me IRL because we get a cabbage patch kid in power in Quebec, I guess he will make a good pair with Chretien :frowning:

Now, what is going out with the Easties they did not last very long did they :frowning: I was hoping they would put a good fight but they are loosing in the South as well as getting eridicated in the North
:rolleyes: Oh! well I will have to play with the Dog and the Dark one

Thelor 66
The Smilling Dwarf :smiley:

Keep smiling Thelor. No society would be complete without it’s token simpleton fool. Just keep the neck strap on your hockey helmet tight at all times…

Hoarmurath the Special Needs Worker

I am so glad you know your own place into society;)

Thelor 66
the silly Dwarf:p

Hey! YOU said to keep IRL out of it! HERE I’m Hoarmurath the Wize, Hoarumarth the BOLD! Hoarmurath the Brave! Hoarmurath of Mordor, Coffee Brewer Extrordinaire!

Hoarmurath the Miffed

Thelor you think your special ? you think your immune from the Cloud Lords massed assassins ? I may have to prove you wrong very soon :wink: I can strike wherever I wish, you might be next.

Ji Indur
Lord of the night :cool:

Hey Threlor Dude—

Thanks for the reply. It’s good to hear from you really. Our trace takes two minutes to complete though, so can you please type a little longer next time?
Fletch finally lost the town at 2703. Boy is he crushed. Absolutley heart broken. I think he will be impressed when you stop dying on the walls of Cairn Dum.
Easterlings on their way out? Losing in the north AND the south? I suggest you look at that little enclosure Brad is sending called a MAP before you prattle on. Then again if you look at a map the FP might be harder to beat, so scratch that. :slight_smile:
You are correct that we have largerly spared your position to this point. This is by design. You are the only one who bothers to post on the list for the FP and its a wonderful source of entertainment!

Urzahil

Guys–

I think I have to stop confronting Thelor with the facts… every time I do I scare him off the forum. <g>

Urzahil

I think we scared the freeps into silence, even that loud mouthed Dwarf french thing has shut up. Oh well, :o

OH! yeah I am scared!

First Griffy I am a french speacking thing not French thing there is an ocean of difference :smiley:

Urza how can you spare a position by design when you don’t have any and don’t have the slightess idea of the meaning of words like strategy, tactics and coordination :wink:

The WK is out now, I haven’t heard from him in this game and you guys stop complaining about him. We are cleaning the remnant of the Dragon Lord in Greenwood

I also have an army at the Black gate. Can you see the banners coming, that one is the Noldor, the one beside it you already know is the Sinda, last turn I showed you the Dunland one. Look in the back You can see the Arthedain one followed by the Cardolan. Rhudaur and the Woodmen are building up for the final assault.

Brad I still haven’t receive the map you were suppose to send I am still working with the ones sent by Urzi

Frankly guys you should give up and surrender to our superior forces, we will show mercy to you population

Thelor 66
Leader of the winning coalition :cool:

I don’t recall seeing your email…no map for you.

Everyone is coming to Mordor? Sounds like fun. I’ll get a couple of thermos’ and put the kettle on now to stock up.

Hoarmurath of Mordor

Witch King out?? What, when did this happen? Did someone get a hold of the propaganda machine while I was on vacation and start making anti - Murazor flyers again?!?!

Damn Angulion, I told him a thousand times not to mess about with my printing presses

Outch that hurts, 2 characters in one turn! Good job!:mad:

Thelor the humbled Dwarf

Thelor,

More freeps will die next time, that you can be sure of. The closer you freeps get to mordor, the less movement orders I will need to make.

My assassins will wait for you, as death awaits you also :cool: Remind your mute allies to bring lots of body bags, they will need them to carry home their dead.

Din Ohtar crept through the Tower of Esgaroth searching for his intended target,the Northmen Mage Beawyn.As he crept up on the victim,he heard the Mage chanting.He quickly turned on Din O and uttered a curse so foul it can’t be printed here.Suddenly a boil appeared on Din O’s thigh.He glanced down in annoyance,promptly lanced it and drove said lance through Beawyn’s chest.

  You've got to be kidding me,THAT peon learned curses?If that's what the FP have been doing all this time,PLEASE save us all some time and money and drop now.If you think taking who knows how long to drag some armies all the way across Middle Earth to hurl themselves against Mordor is going to win you the game,please think again.Do you perhaps think that in the meantime,we would do nothing?Like not recruit enough troops to easily dispose of you?And let's not forget,we have plenty of Dragons.Not to mention the fact that if you saw the list of agents we have,well enough said.Sorry to have to be the one to tell you,Thelor,but it's over.

Uvatha

Ahh Thelor–

So good to hear from you (two minutes yet huh huh?) I always enjoy your blunt spin doctoring. And BOY did you doctor this last one. All our turns are not in yet but from what I can see it does not look good for you… your friends… or your little French lapdog you take into restaurants with you!

Ok you say all these armies are on the way to Mordor. Well as the Dark Lt. I have a pretty good Mordor map and I can see like uhhh… ONE ICON. Come on our dragons are hungry and one icon won’t do! I guess we can sack a few more of your pops while we wait…

As to losing characters… well this is just the beginning. Get used to it. Hopefully you will keep naming more to train our agents and hasten your elimination by bankruptcy.

I am heartened to hear you cannot understand our sinister design. That will make it much harder for you to counter it. Export your beer while you still can, the end is neigh my friend.

Urzahil

Ok Guys we are not posting enough. I actually had to scroll my screen DOWN a couple pixels to find this thread. Unacceptable! If we wait for the FP to post this thread will be long since deleted by the moderator.

Yours in Babble,

Urzahil

Its no use Urzahil, It seems most of the free are hiding in the NW and don’t really want to fight us. Talk is cheap etc, actions speak louder than words. The freeps lost a few chars this turn, they will lose a lot more in turns to come. Dragons will burn them, agents will hunt them, and cursers will slay them. Oh what fun. Time to take on some dwarves :stuck_out_tongue:

Come on guys,to be fair what do they have to say? All they can do is make empty threats(see Thelor) and maybe shake their fist at the computer screen.

Uvatha

Maybe the free team got sick of the little french thing and his poor english :o and dropped :stuck_out_tongue: leaving him to pick up the positions :slight_smile: It would certainly explain why he is the only freep poster on here

I get the feeling more than just Jacques are playing-- they just seem to be the silent non-communicative types. That explains why they are losing, despite having the extra neutral. Clint informed me that our opposition included a group of five that joined together, so I intentionally placed us in this game thinking there would be both a greater challange and more interation. Looks like I was wrong on both accounts. Sorry Guys. :frowning:

Urzahil