Howdy folks. Watch for spiders and other meanies in them hills there Elphie, it ain’t the happiest neighbourhood, eh?
Someone advise the Duns that if he wasn’t so eager to be bored, we would have not only let him keep his trinkets, but given him extras, instead of continually pilfering his fancy toys.
Hoarmurath of Mordor
Glad to see someone on the FP team finally had the balls to not refuse against Gothmog. I pay a fortune for that character and I need him to earn his keep. Celdrahil took challenge, and dispite the even odds he is eating dirt. Don’t worry his bravery will not be forgotten! Well at least for a turn or two. 
Urzahil
Ha! Foolish elves! You couldnt take my mighty pop center in the far north. Still the Witch King labors on for your defeat.
Your paltry attempts at seige would make me laugh, if I could, but being a wraith it is rather difficult.
Guys–
We need only nine more posts to reach our quota before we receive a single post from the FP. Get writing!
Urzahil
Thelor is taking Remedial English as a Second Language, he’ll be late this turn. Amroth…remember him? The Big A? Tut tut, we haven’t even picked on him yet…imagine when we do? He’ll get so quiet his grandkids’ll be mute.
Hoarmurath the Geneologist
:o
Yes I am still there lurking in the dark, What am I saying here being the only one FP talking in this thread is getting to me.
Look for me in the bright light coming from the west, the Darness is about to be vinquished forever
I talk to Cardolan they seem to have difficulty to access this page
and the Sinda should be coming back soon but they are Elves therefore slow to react. For now youi will have to deal with me that is more than you can handle
Thelor 66
Light from the west
Supreme leader of the Dwarven clans
Thelor:
Actually, we’ve been a little hesitant about killing you just yet. You’re the only FP that posts,the only thing we here from the others is a gurgling noise when a knife opens someones throat.
Uvatha
Threlor–
Glad to see your post. I was getting worried that the FP had dropped in masse due to the complete ineffectiveness of their strategy and the failure of their “secret plans” to do anything of real value.
As to the light coming to Mordor I would like to believe you, but the fact is the FP have relocated more capitals than we have had to. Of course I guess a war of words is better than no war at all.
Urzahil
YES it is difficulty to see battle when you run from it, isn’t it Urzi
Oh BTW with you cap relocalisation Mordor must be crowded isn’t but no I am mistaking murazor is going out the Dragon is going out your right we do have more cap relocation than you do
Thelor
the laughing Dwarf:D
Threlor–
Hmmm I am unsure what you mean by running from a battle. I never have. There was one case when I was stopped by some Pathetic FP rabble and left them to the Fire King so I could engage the 6,000+ Gondor force. Aye I dont run from armies I seek them out! Don’t project your cowardice on me!
Hmm Yes Wk should be going out, but since the Elves wont attack his pops you seem to be keeping him in. Fine with us! As to Dragon Lord going out… Sorry his reign of terror has just begun. At least we do not have put up with Khamul’s poetry anymore!
Brian
Another turn, and what fun it was for me Lots of Gondor characters detained for questioning, oh and some nice new shiney artifacts 
Hope to see you soon Thelor, the pleasure will be all mine 
Threlor–
Well it seems now the FP armies are running. I only have a few thousand troops with Gothmog why won’t you come out to play? Guess I will have to settle for retaking Durthang, Pity I could not arrange for Hoarmuruth to perish in the confusion… BTW I see the large trenches of black stuff around Durth-Bhag, don’t worry setting the coffee on fire will not stop our military operations!
Urzahil
You gotta find me before you can catch me before you can “perish” me…
Hoarmurath World Traveller
But seriously folks, I would expect our team board activity would reflect the situation of the game, would it not? Couldn’t kick a bunch of newbies and returnee’s out of Mordor in the winter? Good strategy…:rolleyes: Now what are you going to do? Have Ringlin follow one guy around for 5 turns in order to curse him to death finally? Would he just like to join one of our companies? Come on, turn 12 shows much, and begs the question: “How many more are you going to pay for?” Not expecting a FP drop now, but consider yourselves put on notice…
Brad the Ice King
Hey,don’t provoke Ringlin.He may wipe out my agents by turn 42!!!
P.S. Thelor, please tell your horseloving buddy that when I said his capitol was closed I MEANT it.
Uvatha
Jheez guys I think we drove even Threlor into hiding. Now I have to put up with just Nhazghul mail. Yick. Don’t call us we’ll call you. When we want something.
Urzahil
You only wish I would disappear only real life problem will keep me for talking to you guys:p
I am coming to settle the score with you guys my Dwarves are everywhere.
What’s that an new banner in the Eoplex I will tell you it’s Dunlands I see the Arthedains arriving en masse Cardolans are following does it mean the war in the East is about done.
Keep questionning the Gondorians you have they are clouding 
you vision Griffy.
Urzi can you see what we have in bag for you Supreme leader of the Dark Servant
Thelor 66
The smily Dwarf:D
Thelor,
I guess you’re right, we must be in trouble.Turn 12 has been run,the Dragon Lord is still in Mirkwood. Mordor is secure, FP characters are vanishing left and right. Dwarves are everywhere? So are cockroaches.We’ll stomp on you too.
Uvatha
Threlor al-Sahaf–
Dwarves are everywhere? Where in Mordor? In your next post I expect to hear that we are commiting suicide on the walls of Cardolan. Sheesh.
Please tell Dunlendings to hurry up, we have wanted to kill him for a long time, he is just too darn far away. No surprise that there are new tenants in the Eoplex, being that we have crushed Eothraim. I’m not sure I would consider scrambling over his corpse a “victory”
Never fear though, I have instructed my Nazghul to let you live – as my personal slave. Let me leave you with this cheery thought: Every day, every minute, every second the FP get weaker… and we grow stronger…
Urzahil
OOC I hope everything is going ok IRL, thanks for Playing.
Originally posted by Thelor 66
…my Dwarves are everywhere.
Bragging about losing an ally and marching your Dwarves NorthWest from the Iron Hills? Publish your email, I’ll send you this really neat thing, it’s a.gif map of Middle Earth…quite handy.
Enjoy your new government in Quebec Jacques, it can only be better for you there then here…
Brad for Hoarmurath