Khamul come out come out whereever you are??
BBB
:rolleyes:
Urzzy Babes here,
I’m not Khamul, but will I do?
Urzzy Babes
Amroth checking in,
Where is my nasty neighbour, he sends underlings into my forest for a good whipping, which they get,
If you want a job done properly do it yourself, I will be waiting for you!!
PS:
Khamul the next time you send an army order them to take a dip in the Anduin the smell of the last lot was gut wrenching which iritated my guys no end chomping at the bit they were, the problem was the clean up after trying to get the slimy filth onto the BBQ
What happened?
Did Bain get lost on his way to this forum?
Or did one of our lords little lizards eat him on the way here?
Urzzy Babes
Amroth
I drink from that river dont tell khamul to bathe in it. blech
BBB
Urzzy babes
Admit it Dwarven women turn you on
BBB
I don’t know BBB, how do you tell the difference between a Dwarven man and a Dwarven woman? I can’t tell.
Urzzy Babes
Bain,
the tainting of the river had not occoured to me !!
who would it affect south of Lorien North Gondor maybe the Horse Lords and the hoards of Mordor, we could warn the Eothraim and Gondor can afford water purification 
That would leave Mordor, if they supped from the Great River and something bad came of it, would that not be good, I mean if Urzzy or Ji Indur got a bad case of the trotts it might take their mind off other persuits and it may serve as an early warning, what with the smell and the sound of the bowel movements and the grunting …sorry I am …HEAVE…HEAVE …myself ill thinking about it …:eek:
Amroth of the delicate constitution
Let’s bring this thread back to the recent area.
As that old song used to go:
Where oh where
has that little Bain gone?
The Nazgul took him away from me,
He’s gone to perdition
so I got to be bad
so I can see little bain
when I leave this world.
Urzzy Babes
Bain,
You mean you’ve been drinking the waters of Anduin? Er, oh dear. Don’t you think you should have checked with us Beornings first? Our bears use the river every Thursday for their washing whilst further upstream we have found evidence that the Witch King has been polluting the headwaters up near Gundabad.
Happily that particular problem will soon be in the past.
And yes, bears DO **** in the water (anyone that thought it was in the woods got it very wrong).
Sorry Bain!
Beoraborn
Hey guys I thought you could only encounter ents in Fangon what are thew doing in mirkwood???
BBB
P.S. Hiya Urzzy
Where, oh where is the Dwarves?
Urzzy Babes
P.S. hello BBB
Looks like the Dwarves have been drinking the water again. 
At least the headwaters have been cleaned up, you should have seen the mess at Mount Gundabad!!
Beoraborn
Hic*** um excuse me Hic**** which way to dol goulder Hic*****
Thanks
Bad Directions Bain
Hic******
Beornaborn,
How can the headwaters be cleaned up when everyone knows what wild bears do up there?
Come on now, things were definately better with us up there keeping all the bears away.
Well, there goes the neighborhood:( Sigh:(
Urzy babes.
How do you know what the wild bears do? I bet you’ve never even tried it …
Beoraborn
Wild bears do pretty much what wild Nazgul do, but wild Nazgul are a LOT smaller and a WHOLE LOT less messy and noisy about it.
Urzzy Babes
Wot? You let Ren escape? Was he too fragrant for you? please can he have his toys back? 
What a picture!!!
Does this signify the “Wall” around Mordor?
Urzzy Babes
Cheers Urzzy, hopefully I got it right this time!