The game with the best number is serously lacking in communication between the teams! Where are all the taunts, boasts, threats and insults that fly thick and fast like bees around sticky honey??
Noldo 69
If only they had something to boast about, seems they want to die a slow silent death.
PM the SG of 69
C’mon be fair they killed Bain and just held onto the Fire King Capitol not forgetting the fantastic and completely suprising move of the Easterlings joining their ranks…
I heard Bain slipped on a bar of soap after being with one of those Orcish princesses, you’d think the Orc Soilders were a nasty beast, 
And what about the Arthedain join the free.
We Dark Servents prefer to do our talking on YOUR turn sheets. Read-em and weep.
-Ji
We have been reading our turn sheets Mr Ji & we havent been weeping for sure! A man of few words has to balance it out with actions but I dont see any either! C’mon orc puss come for the Noldo while we lie quivering in our warm forests in the NW. It wll save us the bother coming to Mordor…
So the DS are not only silent on the Forum, but on our turn sheets as well???
“Where o’ where have our DS gone, o’ where o’ where can they be,
with there muggs of stone, and there tails between their longs have gone,
O’ where o’ where can they be.”
Not bad on 2 cups of coffee,
PM the SG of 69
Good luck all for turn 5! Even the CL might manage to take out a few characters this turn!
Ji dose not appreciate the comments about his “orc puss”, its very hard for a wraith to get any these days with all those handsome Elves, Gondorians, and Eothraims hanging out at his favorite clubs. Why do you think he is so angry all the time? That and he has skipped his last um 18,000 meals.
Ji the lonely
Hey Mr Ji; try goth clubs you will be an instant hit with the semi females! Dammit, Mr Ji giving up killing to hang out, listen to sad songs and give tips on make up! Hehe
Ji the Rock Star! Haha wise advice from the Noldo, however Ji has yet to find a line of make up that sticks to his invisible face. But what do you expect from a guy that servs a giant disembodied eye of fire? Ho-hum he will just have to go back to murder and mayhem.
C’mon sneaky foul smelling orc puss pores come for the noodles of Noldo instead of picking in the poor, misunderstood Northmen and Eothraim nations. They really want only to be friends while we want to shag your cows, burn your babies and eat your women!
Ummmmmmm, 
I’d rather eat the worms then their women, :o but then thats where the worms come from, :eek: so how 'bout we just eat some burgers instead :rolleyes:
Pm the SG of 69
Now that we have spoken with our armies, agents, and actions the bold Free Peoples have quieted down a great deal…Have you become more sober seeing the failings of your Gondor’s to attack the might of Mordor? They lose ground with every passing week. The Northman and the Eothraim beaten like dogs, they cannot even bring force of arms to defend themselves much less attack us. Did you just give up on all aritifacts of power? We have been waiting with knifes in many a hidden grotto, yet all you send is the week blooded men of the east? Strange are your ways…miserable are there results. We had hoped for better from you. It seems the only thing you can assault the Dark Servents with is your bitter tongues, at least until we cut them out and feed them to our Wargs. That day is coming soon.
Ji
Bbring It On :d
Eh? Uh? What? Wots apnin? Oh… well when are the knifey guy’s gonna reach Arnor?
I’m not one for teasing the Lord of Cumulus Nimbus (or is it Cirrus?) but at least we doing great in my neck of the woods.
I predict that by turn 12 Mordor will have to be renamed “Southern Cardolan”.
Okay… maybe a bit longer than that! :rolleyes:
Hallas
Not yet has a FP army set foot on Thurlingwathost, you let us grow strong unhindered. Hallas, your time will come to see just how far the hand of the Dark Lord can reach. Urzy.