Greetings,
It appears that Waulfa and some 4000 of his friends had lost their way in Eastern Mordor. Not to worry, directions have been given.
On one other note, Din Ohtar’s travelling art team is in search of a new exhibit to replace the head of Elrond. A search for a suitable subject is currently under way.
Bob the LR
Ah, the DS are letting their voices call again!
Well, call it your last attempt, 'cause everything else has failed!
Hope to hear from the others too!
Cardolan
Free Skargnakh!! He is innocent!! ‘onest gov’!
Ren
The DS are still playing? I thought you guys were just bending over and taking it up the tailpipe!
My mistake, only the Mordor area and near environs are a ceespool now, we “sanitized” Eriador and Rhovanion. It’s gettin’ a bit crowded and stinky in Mordor now isn’t it? Don’t worry, FP Waste Management Teams are enroute, will have that area cleaned up for you in no time.
LR, just have Din Ohtar sit tight. The Sons of Elrond want to to have a “chat” with him. I’m sure we can work things out…
Cirdan,
Free, immortal and lovin’ it!
Noldo
Alas, I have a voice, but not the wit to use it!!
or …
the wit - not to use it!!
Ren
Skargnakh ? Is he the one rotting away in my dungeon ? The one, who smells almost as bad as you Ren ?
Well, if you didn’t stood at the sideline, shouting curses and making rude gestures, you both would be together.
Six feet under the ground, that is.
But rest assured, he will be returned to you in no time. Probably looking better then he did a month ago, that is to say with a clean shave… around his neck.
So no worries. 
Argeleb II
Hello Freeps,
Curses! CURSES!! I’ll show you curses you … you … French type! (ha, that should hurt). In true Monty Python style, I blow my nose at you!
When I’m ready, I’ll come out fighting … its just taking a bit longer than I thought and my petticoat needs adjusting first!!!
Ren
Up in the clouds I found some wandering emis…
Hey Cloud Lord, are you missing some characters?
I have two to spare, Zimrodel and Zimraphel. Interested?
Let’s say two popcenters each.
Deal?
Cheers
Dunlendings
Yeah, I’m missing two characters. A horrible shame, that. I think I may have to drop the game and go cry in a corner.
As far as a popcenter swap goes, I can only assume that you’re being facetious, but if you actually intend to propose such an offer, I’d like to hear how you think it could actually be implemented.
That being said, if you guys are planning on winning, could you please get the show on the road?
Okay, you reduce four towns to ruins, and I will give you back your characters!
Sounds cray?
Well it is!
But nevertheless it’s a easy way to end this game. And from what I hear you guys are eager to surrender.
Who says suicide is a sin? Just try it!
Duns
FP – don’t look now but the Rhovannion is burning and your dead litter the field.
More Easterling and LR troops on the way.
Oh- and Din Ohtar’s travelling art show is still looking for volunteers/donations.
The Ninth Nazgul
Horror of horrors, Skargnakh, long imprisoned by Arthedain, has been executived ------- WITHOUT TRIAL!!! What sort of monster would do that!!!
He should be on our side
Ren
PS. Sorry I missed you Enion. Let’s hope I get better luck next time!!
Hey, …
We’ve had a regime change in Dunland! Beware all ye neutrals who consider supporting the Free!!
Ren
Hmm…
To what Neutrals would you be addressing, O Vile One? The ones in next game? An alternate dimension? They’ve all joined a side or gone the way of the do-do bird!
Cirdan
Noldo
Northmen,
Din Ohtar’s travelling art show thanks you for Maraen’s donation.
Ummmmmmmmmm. Tastes like chicken!
The Ninth Nazgul