Dear Wuss-King,
You can’t be serious, you refused challenge! I’m just and old, senile, tree-hugger fairy Elf; your the big, bad Lord of the Nazgul!
For shame!
Your nation is dying miserably, don’t you want to at least go down swinging?
Elrond,
Eternally searching for a DS who isn’t a chump.
Hmmm, the way that the Rhudaur are leading you a merry dance at the moment perhaps you ought to keep quiet. Can’t even threaten a peaceful tourist town in the quiet rolling hills of the Rhudaur realm. Ambushed trying to beat up on a paltry camp.
You elves have gone soft I tell you. I’ll soon be roasting all of you over my plentiful campfires.
And don’t think I haven’t spotted the treacherous Gildor, such cowardly tactics, so typical of the mouldy, stuffy old elves. Your time is past in this game, bugger off to the West while you have a chance!
Simon.
So the DS can speak, eh? I was beginning to think that more of you decided it was time to quit. I’m sooo glad you decided to stick it out… for now.
Your citizens from the town in the hills had more backbone than I expected, I’ll grant ya that. What about Seammu’s and his hordes abrupt departure BEFORE revealing Imladris?!? Didn’t want to hang out too long in one place did ya? Feeling a little twitchy? Tired of looking over your shoulder perhaps, hmm?
You’ll see a lot more of Gildor and his “friends” before too long, traitorous Rhudaur scumbag! Can’t leave to the West yet, we have varmints in the perimeter! Get out of my woods and hills ya freak!
Elrond,
Always loves a good chuckle when a DS lowlife starts talking smack!
Ah Leonidas, of him they will say that his talk was the only thing broader than his hairy elven arse. Leonidas the short lived they will say paid no heed to his elders and betters when they offered him the chance to leave. Leonidas the half witted they will say offended the local pigs with his poor manners. Leonidas the cowardly one they will say, his soldiers were almost as tough as the Rhudaur girl children. Leondias they will say of thee that thou werst a dozy git!
Simon.
Who’s this Leonidas-guy, (Spartan king, 5th century B.C.; you Elven dumb-ass!) I’m Elrond! Speaking of “pigs”, I don’t consort with Orcs, you do. I also heard about these Rhudauran girl children being “tough”- I heard the Dwarves like to watch them mud-wrestle: they think they’re sexy! Yuck-O!!!
Your prose isn’t half-bad… who am I kidding, it’s all bad! Don’t worry, those of you that live will have lots of time to practice it languishing in our dungeons!
Elrond, Leonidas-whatever!
Amused by you, that’s why your still living.
But Leonidas is so more appropriate, died fighting against impossible odds and didn’t have the sense to run away when his delaying tactics were done. We can re-enact that for you using Imladris in place of Thermopylae if you like!
Anyway, having seen Lord of the Rings Mr Elrond where did you get your hair done. I’m very worried that if you all look like that my soldiers will be too busy laughing at the fashion disaster in front of them to fight effectively!
Arfalager - Lord of the Rhudaur
Womder if the Spartan King, Bowie & Travis, etc would be considered ‘bugs’ in some quarters.
Just looking for contacts in this game I have picked up the dropped Easterlings position.
Greetings, Easterling
Great to hear anything from your position. Drop me an email at donvant@peoplepc.com. I, and my esteemed colleagues, do very much look forward to discussing current events with you.
Dendra Dwar, Dog Lord
Greetings!
I thought your nation was merely rendered mute. Please contact me at hoarmdog@yahoo.com. I also am anxious to hear from you.
Hoarmurath, Ice King
Great to hear from you Ian! Hopefully you’ve picked up the position in a decent state. At any rate, I look forward to getting some communication going.
Cloud Lord
Greetings Ian,
it was time there blew a new wind in the East. Welcome to this little war were having.
You can contact me at jorisboets@hotmail.com, and your close brother (or rival) the Northmen at timdvoskin@infonet.by.
Jos (leader of Arthedain).
Hail, fair Ovatha, leader of the Easternings
Northmen are here, send us a pigeon to timdvoskin@infonet.by , maybe we could puzzle the whereabouts of the Cloud Lord together, since he left in such a hurry!
Eoder, for the Northmen
I meant Long Rider, of course. They both quite smelly, so I mix them up a lot, sorry.
Eoder, for the Northmen
whew Thanks for clearing that up, Thinkertim, I was starting to get concerned that maybe I had gone off and lost myself! 
Cloud Lord
Greetings Ruler of the East,
Although I do believe you to be good of heart, I doubt that one can resist all those promises the followers of Sauron make. But beware… they are too numerous to mention and definitely too false to actually believe them!
For real promises and true allegiance contact me at stefaanboets@hotmail.com
Good gaming!
Stef, leader of the Cardolan
Greetings from the Eothraim
The council of the Eothraim would welcome contact from the Rulers of the Easterlings - Please contact us via the following address - d.kestar@btinternet.com
We would also welcome contact from the Dark Nations in our area or indeed anywhere in Middle Earth - to discuss terms for your Surrender!
Mahrcared for the Eothraim
Cloud Lord,
Have not you lost yourself some time ago, when the certain ring got the best of you?
Just wondering
Greetings from the Eothraim
We would also welcome contact from the Dark Nations in our area or indeed anywhere in Middle Earth - to discuss terms for Surrender!
Mahrcared for the Eothraim
OK Mahrcared,
Now that I’ve caught you my allies have convinced me to accept your surrender.
Personally, I’d prefer you to die honourably, but if you want to live as an ignominous wretch … who am I am to refuse?
Ren, the Fire King
(whisper - do you think he’ll notice the minor edit to his previous post?)
(no, he’ll be too busy mucking out the stables - get on with it!!)