Ahhh not again !
It happens to me all the time. People say something funny and I miss the point :rolleyes:
The Easterlings greet the peoples of Middle Earth. We view this war with no preconceived ideas regarding whom we might chose to fight alongside, all ambassadors will be graciously received, but let it be known that any hostile act against our people shall result in a firm and lasting response.
You may email me on Happy Grouter (atsymbol) yahoo (dot) com (no spaces) but the private message system of this forum will get you a faster reply most of the time.
Grouter :eek:
Grouter oh boy that name looks familiar you are in fact the Easterlings in Game # 75…
Yes bgp. It’s gonna get confusing. But don’t worry, if you annoy me in this game, I don’t automatically attack you in the other one as well… Not unless you REALLY annoy me 
It seems I have sprouted pointy ears and I don’t recall ever being to Vulcan!! 
:eek: Oooo dear, 2 days and nothing posted to this thread. Turn 0 and quite a few players not introducing themselves. This gonna be another quiet one? (Hope not) Big crowd of newbies? Sure hope you alligned guys are talking to each other. Please, please, please don’t make it a ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz 
Greetings from Far Harondor,
QA checking in and wants to say we look forward to a fun game…
Ryan - QA
rhudaur83@yahoo.com
Sorry guys, correct e-mail address is: happy grouter (atsymbol) yahoo dot co dot uk (no spaces)
Apologies to those who e-mailed the void. PM system here is still the best way to get fast response from me. :o
So the email adress is:
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I am playing the Dog Lord and have watched several of my emails to the Easterling disappear. I will eventually get through to you!
Yes, which like all clean e-mail addresses should NOT be written in its undisguised form on web pages, so that spambot trawlers do not get it. Why do you think I and others carefully disguise their e-mail addresses when thry put them here? I got one mail from you over the weekend. You should have received my reply by now.
Easterlings,
Don't waste your time sire! Bring all forces to bear in the North and smash the Free Peoples. They cannot win such a proud and noble race over with empty promises and baubles. Come and join in the True Cause taking your rightful place in Halls of Kings! ;) Your joining will be celebrated through out Middle Earth. The thundering hooves of the Gallant Easterling Cavalry will trample all under foot who dare oppose them. We knowing your greatness welcome you as an equal and offer you your proper place at the Table of Kings. Let us fill your Goblet with the Blood Wine of our Victims. :pDon’t let the honey coated propaganda from Mordor blind you! It is well know that the (so called) kings referred to are actually Nazgul and they are in eternal slavery. Is slavery what you concider a delicious fruit of victory? That is all you will find at best if Sauron is victorious. Most likely you will be Warg food.
It will take more than your bombast alone to persuade us. Let us first see the courage of your dog riders in the field. Let us first believe that the thundering hooves of your foes will not trample your pack and nail your pups into their island kennel. Let us first have evidence that you want us for more than cannon fodder in a doomed defence of Rhun.
You think they will feed me to the dogs? Well, my flesh to the wargs and my e-mail address to the spammers… destroyed both body and soul. To be true, I am less afraid of the fomer than the latter. Have not these DS emissaries come to us in respect and humility, in thier best dinner jackets bearing pyramidally heaped trays of Ferrero Roche?
Alas - what use are bribes of popcenters, artifacts and gold if the opponent can offer symmetrically arranged servings of chocolate…
You think they will feed me to the dogs? Well, my flesh to the wargs and my e-mail address to the spammers… destroyed both body and soul. To be true, I am less afraid of the fomer than the latter. Have not these DS emissaries come to us in respect and humility, in thier best dinner jackets bearing pyramidally heaped trays of Ferrero Roche?
It is true we have not use such tactics as sending our prize butler wearing our finest orc skin coat to serve you ferel roaches.
We have merely offered you and your kin a life without servitude. Our emissaries are now reading our rivals prized ‘Tome of Balderdash’ to attempt a counter offer to their blatant lie.
Don’t worry Ovatha, I told the horse lovers they would get your town over my dead body. I meant it.
I will defend your right to self govern. I promise you now, no pony boys will survive to threaten your women again. I will wipe this invasion from your lands and then move forward to strike at the heart of your oppressors.
I may leave some horse flesh behind, but where possible I will try to keep your rendering costs down by feeding my pets.
Dendra
Yawn…what a turn: my armies moved and nothing else happenend. I guess thats good, but its not entertaining.
Hallazzzzzzz
Players,
Long Rider checking in. Ran into a North Gondor force. That sucked as I was going to do some nasty bit of naughtyness but you caught me :mad: Managed to have all my other stuff go off well though :p Hoping to have a more interesting turn next time around. :cool:You weren’t perhaps going to try sneaking through to the Gondorian backfield or blowing the bridge were you??
Shame on you if you were.