So now we only miss Hallas the Dog to have the full quatet of the leaders of the Nordwest marching at my gates. You have failed to enter my lands and You and Your men’s blood will dye the plains. The breeding pits of Er-Murazôr are too numerous for your weak nations to keep up with my armies.
You will fail. The Wyrms have arrived…
Murazôr - Lord of the Nazgûls
Now you know why we dident bother to blow the bridge at Osgiliath. We knew, that the weak Gondorian nations would fail to keep the host of Mordor at bay, and rather take it down themself, than get overrunned by hordes of Orcs.
We thank your for the RoW… how nice of you to pick it up for us :). Hope Saerol isn’t to dissapointed. Rest assure that we will put it to good use though.
/Per ClL, LoR, DkL, Har
Erestor sends his regards to Flamcrog’s grieving minions.
It is a good thing that the breeding pits are overflowing with weak halfwits, since there are few remaining after the fall of Gundabad.
As for Gondor, it is merely luck that has fallen temporarily in your favor that Ji Indur and Errenis have been able to kidnap so easily this early. By the way, would Ji Indur like to be invited to afternoon tea at Pelargir or is he going to slink around again?
Marilyn
P.S. Let me know when you find the Eothraim cav, they’ve wandered off.
Flamcrog was so high on morale, that she completely forgot her Masters warning words :|… will get the big nine tailed whip out and teach my minions to follow to my command in the future.
Urzahil, Mouth of Sauron
Hey Marilyn.
Do you really think we would rely on luck? The bad luck was more on our side, and the fact that Erennis missed his turn 2 kidnap. Ah well… lets exchange all the team’s PDF’s after the game is over, and you can judge for yourself 
Now that we got the RoW in our hands, have no worries, we will come and visit Northern Gondor more often
P.S. Ji Indur is feeling all important now (Much to the dismay of Din Ohtar and Erennis) and he accepts your invitation at Pelargir. Is Tarondor up for a dance, or is he cursing himself, at why he left his command artifacts at home?
Anyway… hope you dont mind that we will destroy your attempt to let Southern Gondor have some ships again, now that he so sadly has lost all of his starting ones
To Argeleb the deciver, Enion the conquere and Hallas the Dog.
The forces of the mighty Rhudaur empire are too strong for your pity armies. With assistance from our dedicated allies in the lands of Mordor will we repel all hostile actions towards us. I will come to face You all one by one and bring the fire, that You brought to My country, to Your lands.
Words to Lord Elrond and Erestor the Sage
So now have You the immortals come to Rhudaur towns to bully us into submission. Murazôr foretold this aswell. Let me quote his words, since he is of great wisdom, power and insight; “Remember my friend and most trusted allied. The race of Elves are immortal, not invulnerable”. I, Arfanhil, bemand that You leave my lands immediately and do not return or You will fell the wrath of Sauron - Our Lord and Master.
Arfanhil, Prince of Arnor
Bump
Come on Freeps… give us some of all those mad postings you promissed us when we started the game 
(This game is feeling like an old marriage already, all those broken promisses ;(
Hehe…
I have been thinking the same lately, but would never have been able to phrase the post so beautifully. You truly are an artist when it comes to trashposting
But four postings from the FP team the last three turns… Disappointing 
Jeppe/WK/BS/IK/Rhu