Are the Dark Ones even trying in this game? Where’s the smack? The chatter? The idle threats?
Elrond
Not even trying? Turn 4 is coming up and you have accomplished nothing.The first few turns you have the advantage,what have you done?Wow,you took back Ithil,never seen that done before:rolleyes: Don’t worry,we’ll roll you back and there will be plenty of smack talk.
Ren:p
Attn: Free People
I don’t know if anyone told you, but you are supposed to attack us.We Dark Servants are not really nice and I’m pretty sure you guys are expected to try and kill us off or something. It’s not really fair because now I have to feed and pay the thousands and thousands of troops that I recruited and they are just sitting around when they should be dead.And the Dragons, I mean my god have you ever had to clean up after one of those things.So please try and follow the story line somewhat and come catch a beating.
Ren the Unclean
Attn: Neutrals of ME 82,
Check out the “Diplomacy” the FP used on Rhudaur. As far as we can tell, Rhudaur made no threatening moves against the FP.They obviously decided for him what side he will join.Please take this into consideration and defend yourselves accordingly as you may be next. 
Ren the Unclean
The Dark Ones speak with forked tongues (Doh! Big surprise there).
Rhudaur moved directly against a Free nation and we responded. We have tremendous respect for neutrality but a measured reply to aggression.
Elrond
Really? Tell us all EXACTLY what he did as we have had little communication from him other than his suprise at your acts of aggression.From our maps he did nothing to you but I’m sure he was hiding weapons of mass destruction or something
Maybe not declaring himself a FP by turn 5 was an “Evil” act according to you.Please do tell us all what happened as I’m sure you have a very good reason for violating his neutrality and I can’t wait to hear it.
Ren the Unclean
I thought not. Naughty Freepies.
Ren the Unclean
C’mon! I’m tired of talking to myself. Besides, my therepist says it’s not good for me.
Ren the Unstable
We were told that Arfanhil was developing weapons of mass destruction?
Actually, Rhudaur marched on Arthedain – moving an army next to the Arthedain capital (to 1607) on Turn 1. Any way you slice it, that’s a declaration of war. We asked him to explain – no response. Turn 2 was a move deeper tin to Arthedain territory (an army at 1506) so we really had no choice but to react.
We figure the WK has naked pictures of Arfanhil or something to have Rhudaur behave so suicidally so early in the game…
Elrond
Give me a break.
After turn 2 he was near a FP pop.By turn 5 he still had done nothing. I can see if he had 2000HC outside the Arthy capitol but come on now, those nations are so close if Sispar breaks wind Argeleb can smell it.
Ren
You guys are really no fun. It’s bad enough your being crushed on every turn, but at least make some empty threats or something. Get ready because I’m coming to knock you back to the First Age.
Ren the Utterly Bored
Oh, please. We are operating with impunity in all battle theatres.
It is starting to get interesting with the neuts in the NW but other than that the Dark Ones have been as engaging as the Republican Guard.
Elrond
See! You can do it! Just as SG how engaging we are. As a matter of fact,ask Celdrahil’s head when I send it back. Or at least what’s left of it.
Ren
Guess we can store it next to Ji’s head…
Elrond
Yes, a tragic loss that (tear shed). However, the CL will churn out enough agents to more than make up for it. Savor the only success you’ve had so far, it may be your last.
Ren
I suppose the once mighty Nazgul should now be called “The Seven”. It doesn’t have the same effect if you ask me.
Oh well.
What’s that? They Speak!! And that’s not boasting, is it?!? My god we might have a game here. However, check yourself there killer. Yes, you managed to burn 3221 but you didn’t follow up. You are in trouble in the NW as you’ve barely scratched the WK.(See above for your foolish attack on a Neutral) If not for a little bad luck with who moves first I’d be torching NG right now, so revel in your little victories, there likely to be the only ones.
Ren
You are in trouble in the NW as you’ve barely scratched the WK.(See above for your foolish attack on a Neutral)
The Lords of Cardolan will not be defeated by the feeble nations of the Dark Servants! The Witch King is in more danger than he believes. The Noldo Elves are coming after +11 turns of constant recruiting. The Dwarves and Arthedain are also very eager to join in on the final destruction of the Western DS.
As for your lacky Rhuduar, he shouldn’t have moved his armies toward my ally Arthedain so quickly. Rhudaur was either going to attack us, or his battle plans were downright insane. Anyway, no threat of war comes from this foolish nation now. Cameth Brin will be mine very soon!
The territory currently “occupied” by the Dunlendings will also fall to my armies within the next few turns. Enion’s towns and villages are already beginning to rebel against him. This tyrant will be overthrown. Cardolan marches to war!
What’s this, no response from the DS. They must not be trying anymore:eek: .
The Lords of Cardolan find this most strange. After all, the Dark Servants have already recruited Rhudaur, the Dunlendings, and the Haradwaith into their evil dominion. The DS must have more power than they know what to do with:p .
Although, that being said, Rhudaur now lies in ashes and the Dunlendings will soon join them. I suppose their evil dominion really consists of only the Haradwaith.
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Not even trying? You finally open your mouth to spew your filthy lies after eleven turns, don’t get an immediate response so we must be giving up.:rolleyes: And as for Cardolan marching to war, the game started about 5 months ago, maybe if you marched back then you wouldn’t be up the creek in the NW. On the other hand, I plan on marching right into NG and those pitiful armies flung in my path only slow, not stop the inevitable.
Ren