Howdy Freeps,
Long time no posts. Well, it has taken the disorganizied DS long enough, but it looks like a freep nation is finally on the ropes. Two EO MTs down and two more fall this turn. What will he do?
Jim
The WK
Just fine thank you and a lot better than some of your former and even present allies.
Hi Jim,
As you say things have been quiet on the message board for a few turns. Turn 17 and you are finally making in raods into the Eoplex. I could say “about time” but I won’t
Well having had 17 turns to plan for this attack I would say that the Eothraim will not be too badly hurt by this. Unlike you lost friends Rhuadur, Harad & the Quiet Avenger (Who was so quiet we didn’t hear her!).
So its 12 v 9 still but you obviously have the upper hand in the agent and curse war’s. Now you are doing some damage with military strength but are still behind in the overall picture.
You need to make the most of every order being some 114 orders a turn behind us.
Even with that the game could go either way but I think the next few turns should see us pulling further ahead. I bet you can’t wait for Spring but that is still some time ahead of us.
Keep up the good work. You will only need to do this for a couple of months more and then youcan conceed defeat!
Cheers
John S
Freeps,
It is about time! Better late than never. I guess the EO got a bolthole somewhere. We will just have to settle for ousting em out of Mirkwood.
Jim
The WK
Assuming that I live beyond this turn, I vow to kill every one of you gravy-sucking freep infidels. Your fantasy-filled lives will come crashing down around your velvety ears. You will die, you hear me? Do you really hear me? I spit on you mother’s graves. I see you burning across the street from me, and I refuse to cross the street to piss you out. I am really pissed off. (In America, that means Angry). I hope to live again tomorrow, so that I can give you all the finger. (I mean the really dirty finger, not the one that you presently have stuck up your noses.)
I learned today what it was that kept me from posting before. Can you tell that I have been frustrated?
Hope that I do not live another day, as I will taunt you some more on that day, you silly English K’nigh’ts.
Brent Percival
Dreaded one of the pass
Soon, oh angry American, the Noldo hordes will arrive at your gate. Each company commanded by a swisher with a lisp. You will be sorry then. Better not get captured.
Eleond’s ghost
Come and get us Jim, those DS armies are a little battle weary now. and with all the help a comin their days are numbered. Yes come visit the Greenwood please do.
Brad
Wow, that Noldo Message REALLY was a threat. All members of my nation are borrowing their wives’ chastity belts, and are putting them on BACKWARDS.
Watch out, the Angry American still lives!
Brent
Sir Fire King: Start practicing. Our national song is “YMCA ta tada da YMCA----”
I think I have got the other words that you are missing.
YMCA. . . . Its fun to die at the. . . YMCA
Let’ see. . .Mireadur, Lanthir, Some other elf whose name I have forgotten, I think that they were all humming that tune when they went. . . Uuuurk! Flop! Flop, Flop, Quiver, dead. Am I mistaken?
Brent
Oops, the first Nazgul moves on to a new plane of non-existence. The Noldo curse squad is enroute to the FK’s capital, ready to gut the DS’ second curse squad.
The silence from the DS is deafening. Soon our interior decorators will arrive in Mordor.
Perhaps the Dark Ones we all partying at the Long Riders shack in the mountains. Shame for them that it is now under new management as will the rest of Mordor be shortly.
The end is neigh and the Dark Ones will be lead to the slaughter like lambs to the feast.
Oh I’m feeling good!
John S
Question:
Who is this…
Uuuurk! Flop! Flop, Flop, Quiver, dead.
Answer:
Dendra Dead
Or “Am I mistaken?”
<chortle>
Hi Jim and friends,
Your silence is very interesting. Still in mourning for your poor Nazgul friend? Or are you plotting your revenge in silence?
Either way I can’t wait until Monday. Perhaps you can take this pathetic grin off my face. Its getting tired having been there for nearly a fortnight!
What’s in store next. Only Monday will tell and I bet it won’t be as good for us as 2 weeks ago. Still we can hope.
Cheers
John S
Well John; it has been pretty quiet since the turn has run. Not as productive for us, maybe we are running out of quality targets. Come on DS anything witty? You did influence Goblin Gate back, yawn. What is going on in the on ramps to Mordor? Are you ready for the big push? I think the Eothraim are doing much better now, so are the Northmen. Things are looking pretty sunny now.
Brent, how is the guardian of the gates of Mordor doing these days? How is the “dreaded one of the pass”?
Must say, it didn’t seem so dreadful when we smashed it to peices last turn. Only the presence of a dragon gave you a turns grace.
The game is up DS. However, I admire your fighting spirit.
Harad, Rhudaur, QA, Fire King… (maybe more).
Who is next?
One ring victories are generally frowned upon in grudge games btw. Personally I don’t mind. It’s your one chance of success, so good luck.
Kev the Pirate
Two turns and no response from the foe.
Brad
Disapointing isn’t it. Still that’s Life. Are they givening up???
12 v 9 is difficult.
Cheers
John S
Actually, John, it is 12 to 8 confirmed and 12 to 7 probable. Our foe has fought honorably and well. Especially, I admire the WK who has shown skill and a warrior spirit.