My Dwarven ally has written a ballad…to the tune of “Rawhide”…
Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’
Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’
Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’
Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’
Darkside!
Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’
Though the bridge is broken
Keep them heads a rollin’
Darkside!
They sure keep refusin
But we’ll keep them losin
Glad elves and men are by my side
All the things we’re dishin,
Good curses, threats, and stealin,
Are waiting at the end of my ride
CHORUS
Hack 'em up, cut 'em down,
Cut 'em up, Hack 'em down,
Move 'em on, take their pops
Darkside
Turn 'em out, kick 'em in
Kick 'em in, turn 'em out,
Count 'em out, count us in
Darkside!
Keep movin’, movin’, movin’,
Though they’re disapprovin’,
Keep them doggies movin’ Darkside!
Don’t try to understand ‘em,
Just rope and throw and grab ‘em,
Soon we’ll open Mordor’s Gates a wide.
My heart’s calculatin’
My true foes will be waitin’,
Be waitin’ at the end of my ride.
Darkside!
Darkside!