Where the good guys go we can follow, please my bonny nuetrals come to my feast, free heads thrown in of course as a present for attending.
Dragon Lord
This is a warning for the neutrals in our game
I hope for your own sake that you won’t go to the Dragon Lord feast for the head he intend to throw are yours:eek:
I want to repeat we are open to discussion with all the neutrals
I wish for you to contact us as soon as possible
Hallas of Cardolan
We are only collecting good heads, eating the bodies and would never eat any nuetrals, now would I really?
Dragon Lord
So as the feasting is about to start and we see the the messangers coming back from our invites, one ponders the qustion, who got the most guests?
Only time will tell, but let the roasting begin for we need a few heads as guests.
Dragon Lord
Our spies creep back and what not a word from the enemy, nobody turned up for there feast?
What! it went down so badly they cannot be bothered to lie about it.
Darn if I tell the truth, will they believe me and if I dont they still wont.
Great party going on here guys!
Dragon Lord
Corsairs on the board.
This is an invitation to DS, FP and neutrals to communicate.
Please feel free to attend our party and claim your free head!
Dragon Lord
Welcome aboard Corsairs,
I am please to see your ambassador,please don’t pay attention to that air head Dragon Lord. His only goal in life is to feed his pet lizards.
The head you will receive at his party will be one of the other neutral nation ambassador. We talk to them advise them not to go but they didn’t and were never heared from again:confused:
We will get in touch soon for private discussion
Hallas of Cardolan:D
We sit here eating from good skulls and wonder whose head is empty.
Alas it will be your allies who pay for you will have to wait in line for your turn
Dragon Lord
Greeting to one and all from Gondor. The mountain and rivers of mordor will run black with the foul blood of the evil hordes. The might of Gondor will win through. Neutrals, join us, for the glory will be ours.
If only it where that easy, still you can live the dream but for a few more moments, before the truth dawns
Dragon Lord
May I take the chance to point out it already runs thick and black in Mordor and we welcome any additions.
For a minute we thought you might want to clean up, but phew now we are safe
Dragon Lord
We do want to clean up. Think of us as bleach, removing all the germs from the toilet that is Mordor. I cant speak for them but Im sure my allies have the same idea for Mirkwood…
Oh how I like a man full of ideas, much nicer brains to eat and tastier than a woodman in my pot.
Indeed your allies have such great idea but just somehow lack the application.
You think my pot has them scared or they have run out of bleach?
Dragon Lord
Think you can stop us visiting?
See you soon.
Northmen surprise! we left your woody friends all alone and they did not come as invited.
Dragon Lord
No, just stocking up on that extra thick stuff that gets in to all the dirty, smelly bits…
Great that mean we get to play with your chums whilst you shop?
Have to raid the supply wagons me thinks delay you even further
Dragon Lord
Hi
My woody friend, just want to say hi and as you did not turn up just to let you know will be paying you a visit next
Dragon Lord
Greetings Friends,
I see that a meeting has taken place in the plains. I wasn't planing on attending. I was merely going to the hills and rough that border the plains in search of resources for to trade.
In the battle that soon will be fought I wish both commanders luck. I will watch and nothing more. I will be moving one hex west. I say this so no one is stopped by me.
Have only heard drabs from both sides. It seems only the Dragon Lord is talking and sometimes the Witch-King. I did have word from the Northern humans but not the elves?
Peace to all! Good Day
Rhudaur - Douglas
Hey I Know I believe you, but you think the good side will?
Now in the spirit of friendship let me come clean my human friends and tell you I have gone visiting some northern holdings and do so much love to see a few juicy targets.
Shall I wait here for your pointy eared friends to come a visiting or do I need to move closer to face them.
Oh woody I have not forgotten you just saving you for my pot and licking my lips.
Dragon Lord