Dearest Adunaphel,
How strange to run into your little navy off the coast there. Now who is leading it - aaahh! Gargal
Which is the sound he will make as he sinks to the bottom of the sea
Kind regards
Amroth & Co
PS - the elves of Ceber Fanuin are reporting a terrible smell in the village, will the Dragon Lord please wash before they invade
Oh well no good hiding it is there might as well just confess even if you have not seen me?
To the Northmen I say you better pray Elornd saves you hide as I am going to sit on you and do naughty things.
If you moved your Capital as I hoped pray harder you will need it.
To the Horsemen such poor picking, we will be parading around so do your worst.
To the Sindar I expected better pickings and it should be a interesting dual.
Lastly to the woodman such rich pickings but hell I wished I had visited you with something more serious now.
Can you stop me? Well we shall soon see, hope you did not mind me bringing a few friends by the way
Dragon Lord
So the party got under way and the free heads are ready to be gathered.
Oh its a full house and all the nobles with invites have attended.
Just have to spike there drink now and make them my mindless slaves.
Or was that talk real nice and pursuade the to join? best not mix the two up
Dragon Lord
Hey there WK trying to crash the party I saw Rhudaur emissary approaching answering our invite to parley and you trying to backstab him. Pelendur decide to interpose his force before you could reach. Good Work Pelendur 
There will be some head on poles tonight but it will be orcs and trolls
Hallas of Cardolan
Dragon Lord still puffing hot air after were done with the WK we will take care of you 
You send a little goat boy to do your dirty work Hallas!! Come on, its nearly winter, the boys are getting hungry, surely you can do better than this??
Its just started to snow up here so I’m off for a spot off Dwarf Sledging, think I might break open the moonshine since I’ve got all this time to myself.
Murazor, well and truly King of Angmar.
Dont see me hiding behind the women as I strut about all those capitals seeking anyone to fight.
But do you feel safe enough to leave your borders and come face me, have you talked to those who ring your border, do you know there plans, have to twisted there minds?
Please feel free to visit and let us arrange a parting gift in your absence, would not want you to think I did not have my eye on you to.
Your words will come back to haunt you, how soon I will leave it to you to reflect upon.
Do I appear scared? Reflect well for you are in the eye of the storm and know well it was me who unleashed it upon you.
Dragon Lord
Oh Mr Gondor in case you felt left out have something very nice for you, again with my compliments.
Hope you enjoy but I have a feeling you know what it is, or can guess so will leave you to work it out
Anyone else want to play with me, my reach is long as you can see.
Dragon Lord
Ya!
That goat boy that is more enough to take care of your goats under the command of Ashdurbuk Zalgoat.
Have fun with the Dwarves but be carefull they tend to get nasty when you play with their drinks :rolleyes:
Glad to see somebody else talking on this board I was getting bored of listening to Khamul the big mouth
Hallas of Cardolan
Only that big as all the better to eat you with.
Yummy another one for the pot, scared and running, did he take up my kind offer to visit me?
I think not, those yellow streaks dont just run through the hair
Dragon Lord
Please note as you where so kind as to sacrifice the dwarves to me I will take up the challange and being seeing them next.
Hear that shorty boys we are coming to eat you, dare you refuse me or will you stand and fight?
Dragon Lord
Hey Khamul not to worry the short ones were already planning a huge party at Dol Guldur You won’t have to go far to find them they are going to be at you cap soon enough with a lot of friends
You have been all talk no action so far you are like Scarecrow we use to to scare the children with:D but that does not work anymore
Halllas of Cardolan
Great Scott marty! We gotta shut that Dragon boy up, hot air all over the place.
Your mages are a long way from home…
Hot air is it?
As it sit there visiting the Woodmen, Northmen and such other nations as the Naughty horse men, who will be refusing challange?
Not me?
Of course please make my day and dont I still have need of a few heads.
Oh and please come pay me that visit I wait with bated breath, for I know you are going to die, you just do not realise it yet!
Sorry about the air but that volcano can be felt even near me but better than the cold, unless you happen to be roasting in my pot.
I can still hear your words floating on the air, as I sit there, now what a choice of woodmen to choose from, which one shall I pick? Told you I was going to eat a woody boy and will settle for killling the others.
Want to know where I am going next as tooled up and ready for you Elrond if you dare!
Are we men of hollow words or dare you face me?
We shall see who talks the talk and who walks across the land head held high, with human toes in the mouth.
Dragon Lord
Fear me yet? You will and we still say we had more visitors to our party.
Whilst I am at it be seeing you dwarven chap, alas can only spare one of my guys coming to look for you dont be a bad boy and run.
Oh and when the WK eats those northen men, well wont be visiting me now will they?
Point me in the direction of your biggest chap so we cannot be said to be cowards to.
Accept the challange and you can bring Elrond too if you are scared
Dragon Lord
Hallas was on the wall of Thabard contemplating the plains of his kingdom wondering about the constant grumbling he was hearing coming from the East.
“What was that,” he ask Finduilas," is it the Witch King crying in Angmar?"
“No, my lord,” she said." It’s the huffing and puffing of Khamul. He will never learn, he is still trying to scare our children."
“Please send word to our allies, the Dwarves, the Elves, and the Woodmen to stop him from doing that. it is so childish and pointless. Maybe after the fall of Goblin Gates, Dol Guldur and Sarn Goringwyn he will calm down a bit.”
Hallas entered his palace put his ear plugs and went to sleep quietly.
Garundor, head scribe of Cardolan:cool:
Since your ally was so kind as to pass the buck, which of the stumpy, pointy and toeless is going to jump up and present his head for me to lop off.
I to hear a lot of talk but not a lot of action, you sure you are hard enough to take Goblin Gate?
Or do we demonstrate our power in order to silence those who doubt forever.
We shall see how you crow after your heads line my poles.
In the meantime will just have to go looking for someone interesting to challange, toeless look to easy
Dragon Lord
Oh Mr Woodman just as I liike you, well in my pot, going to have a go atttttttttttttttttt bombenor, stop me if you can.
Need me to tell you who else I will challange or shall I let them find out in the turn?
Wonder if you can see me on all those hexes and hope not, which is why you are all so brave in the face of my threats.
Dragon Lord
Mr Northman dont take it the wrong way but my friend has a surprise for Jirfelien so wait and see, dont let it be said I never warned you.
After this turn xmas is over and I will not be so easy on you.
Dragon Lord
Just so the horsmen dont feel left out your number is 3 and remember that when things come back to you.
On a shield minus a head?
Oh and since we have a special present for you at Goblin Gate we dont mind crowing about it, so please come and play with us, how lucky can a dark servant get.
Does the soon to be dead at Osgiliath tell a tale?
Our predictions are bold and backed with steel, want to make any? then see if they can be carried out.
Xmas is coming the Woodmen is getting fat, just like I like to eat, but the worst is yet to come.
Dragon Lord
Dear and noble Dunlendings we promise not to eat you for we like you far to much.
Our stomach is to full of pointy eared chaps right now to, so it is quite safe to come a visiting.
Dragon Lord