Hope one and all had a good one and especially those that face me, you will need it
Dragon Lord
Yes, yes, we all know that your rabble were lucky enough that some of your better mages started with those damn spells, and we know youve sent out Celed and the boys. Dont mean a thing. Nothing more than nuisance value. Enjoy your luck, it`s all your gonna get (I hope). Gonzo, for Gondor.
Know I know you know where I am many thanks.
But you see I never knew you knew and know you know it makes it all the sweeter.
But if it offends you that much I wont tell you where I am and what intend doing, you only have to say so.
But to sweeten the pot I shall pass from the land of men if you take my capital even if you dont take my other major towns.
Since you claim I am full of hot air what are you willing to do in the event your idle boasts do not come to pass?
At least we say what we mean and do what we say and have already listed what we will do to you, I await your reply with black bated breath.
Dragon Lord
Oh Shiny wants to play?
Well after the fall of the bridge across the river, which I know you know you cannot stop, and the personal pain I am going to inflict on your Commanders, will you still think it only a nuisance value?
When I will prise open that tin can and feast on dead shiny I will rate you against the other bodies in my pot and see if I find you wanting.
For the record I dont see you making any predictions that you seem certain you can keep, want to try anything major? Or shall I continue to write history?
Dragon Lord
I have watched and lisened initially with interest to the lunatic ravings from Dol Goldur, it was a mild distraction from the day to day business of running a nation,
my Lieutenants and I laughed at the deranged ramblings of the afflicted mind that spewed forth such fantasy, we were impressed with the volume of it that was reaching us, this creature had a fertile imagination,
however Chilperic a cleric of sorts scolded us for making fun of the less fortunate, he has put a dampner on our mirth as he now attends our meetings, he prays for the tormented soul that feels the need to send a missive with every empty thought that enters his deranged head 
Chillperic’s moral stance is all well and fine, but I won’t rest until we have his head on the end of a pike, we Bear folk are patient but we have had our fill of the foul hot air that is blowing our way from the south;)
I await the inevitable reply;)
Beoraborn
My friend toeless I am not that unkind that if you cannot take the heat I will stay my foul breath.
You only have to ask and we will be happy to oblige and let our action speak for us.
Alas I find no challange in the world of men and after your point and stocky friends suffer, let me just say you are next.
Please send some troops to Goblin Gate so I do not have to chase you for my pot.
If it helps and you want to know I will tell you which character my mage is about to challange in your capital.
I am sure you will be refusing like the Northmen and Eothraim, can I be any fairer?
And yes I will do naughty things to Gondor so have we told you all our plans, though not our friends for this turn.
That is except what our naughty troops might be up to or do i really have to tell you that to.
If you come I will promise to wait for you at Goblin Gate and not pounce out on you.
As we said if you want a more silent game let me know I am easy and after all wont you enjoy defeating the mad ravings of a dark servant .
Wont I fall from high never to return if I am wrong and wont you like proving it so?
If not we await your missive
Dragon Lord
Originally posted by Winsten Wun Toof
[b]** Oh no, not again. Did I tread on someone’s toes in a past life? Must have poked them in the eye and kicked their happy sacks to end up with you twice** Cheers - Rob of the Baskervilles
aka Winsten Wun Toof [/b]
Don’t worry, you won’t see little Gixxxers so soon.
I hope it for mysely ! Ha Ha Ha !
You’ll face only me and I’m not little !
Fortunately I’ve disabled the sound, so I’m not able to listen to your Christmas-carol.
It’s another attempt to kill me, right ?
Listening to this dissonances will send me to hospital for some years.
Have Fun !
Gixxxer
If it is a killing tune can I borrow it or at least have it sent on to my enemies?
Any big Gs on the way then if not any little ones?
Vandal
Greetings Vandal,
ask Rob, I’m sure he’s able to present us much more secret weapons.
Next time he will present us his wife, that’s the overkill !
No, No, no little Gs and the big-ones ?
You’re in a team with these Gs! Ha Ha !
Have Fun !
Gixxxer !
Not that the wife will be happy but if the little ones turn out not to be so little and are in fact big, well you have big Gs.
Darn how come when my wife is away all these women seem to be tactical secret weapons of mass destruction, how do we deploy them?
Vandal
We’re talking about a tactical-weapons !
Long legs, some underwear you would call “nothing” !
Can’t help ya !
Wait 'till your wife returned ! Ha Ha Ha !
Gixxxer
Darn back to just whipping the good guys as per normal then
Vandal
What ever you guys are smelting in the pot at Dol Guldor can I get some to go?
I assure you its all Gixxers influence, but send messanger and happy to get you hooked and its all freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, ops should I be using that word?
Dragon Lord
My influence ?
I’m pretty innocent !
I’ve only send some New Years Greetings to a player I’m gegarding highly !
Douglas, don’t worry too much about this, I’ll leave this section of the forum.
Have Fun !
Gixxxer
It is very obvious I best ask the pretty one to help me out then, so send her over with the next batch, Rhudaur needs some to go and you are the magic man.
Vandal
Well I only have 5 turns in this game so making the most of my short time left.
Glad to see someone likes me, none of the Goddies like me at all.
Dragon Lord
Originally posted by Gixxer
[b]Greetings Vandal,
ask Rob, I’m sure he’s able to present us much more secret weapons.Next time he will present us his wife, that’s the overkill !
** I suppose that while you’re oggling with your usual (and admirably professional) witless grin plastered all over you, I could put you out of your misery??? But I’d have to ask myself - Why?? You deserve a solid spanking, and it would only save me one turn’s fees anyway
No, No, no little Gs and the big-ones ?
You’re in a team with these Gs! Ha Ha !
** They’re small, but very very VERY angry
Us Gaulies are able to bring down larger game soon after birth. The littlest is 5, he’s got a 40 year old’s sense of humour, and able to stir up anyone. He’s got a light, let it shine!!
Winsten Wun Toof
Have Fun !
Gixxxer ! [/b]
Welll all well and good but we are the dark and nasty guys so we dont like shiny lights do we?
Well they burn my eyes anyways so no sticking him on me.
Dragon Lord
Yeah, my professional witless ?
You know it’s a permanent state ! Ha, Ha !
You’re able to put me out of my misery ?
Great ! But because of my professional witless, I don’t know about my misery ?
Will this be a problem, doc ?
Have Fun !
Gixxxer