As you can see Gixxer has been on the goods, still want some Rhuduar, no charge, not even a good head or two.
Dragon Lord
I can see CRYPTIC does not work so here goes?
Moben Osgiliath and you know what he is up to.
Orduclax Maethelburg and will do Bornbeneor
Khamul Esgaroth and will do Beaywn and chop ?
Celedhring Buhr Waldmarch will do Uirdiks
Next turn we sit on the toeless, kill more shiny, eat hairy and burn more innocents.
Hope that is enough for you and still awaiting pointy.
Dragon Lord
Come now my pretty boys will nobody on the good side take up any challange?
Has the blood of men run so thin they dare not back there own threats?
Can you hear me laugh across the plains and in the forests?
Dragon Lord
Now let me just say that if you come to Osgiliath I will accept your word our boys are just a nuisance, but should you fail, well at least I will not get to see the fear in your eyes, but can still smell you.
Dragon Lord
Vandal,
da ya think it’s making much sence to answer your own posts ?
Yeah, you’ll get a better posting rank ?!
Maybe you’ll get the “golden-…hole”
And that’s nothing !!!
Have Fun !
Gixxxer !
You are right, I think I have broken them and can sit in my tower safe in the knowledge I have them just where I want them.
They just do not know it yet.
Aplogies to the Northmen, my scribe cannot read and we have had a go at another of your characters.
Dragon Lord
Gixxer how many times I have to tell you I said I know who I am not that I have any sense.
Playing the Dragon Lord does that not tell you anything?
Vandal
How does that feel Witchypoo being snuffed by a goat herder?
Pelendur of Cardolan
:eek:
Is it just me or does it seem that only people in the North West region of Middle Earth seem to have a sense of community? Dunlend how are you doing? Has anyone news of the battles around middle earth? It’s so quite here:o
Seammu
To hairy is it Uirdiks again of one of those 2 new characters? want names to?
To the traders hope you can see me, wow talk about target rich.
To earleSs, the 3 amigos soon to be two?
To Shiny, that had to hurt, not want to play anymore?
To toeless I have retired the scribe, wAIt for it this go, want a helping hand with who?
To Shorty hehehehehe
Insane laughter rings across the black dank field as he falls on the floor seeing how he slipped past the enemy once more, not one troop lost to enemy action and all my orcies still mine to eat to.
Oh that earless looked good to eat but we will have to wait for toeless this go as we promised not to eat them.
Anyone want a good head or two we have quite a few?
Oh Just out of interest can you see me at Minos Arnor by the way, told you shiny had it coming again and I am going to feast long and hard until you stop me.
Oh anyone want to come down and have some of what I am on?
Dragon Lord (otherwise known as the tranny big mouthed one to the good, or so it seems)
Uh Dragon Lord…It really is hard to follow you:rolleyes: Could you maybe just say who you hurt and killed? Am I to understand that Goblin Gate isn’t being seiged yet? Nobody has engaged you? Usually the Dwarves, Sinda, Eothraim, and Woodmen have landed and are preparing to sling you up. In most games I’ve played in at least. Is this not the case.
I hate the way nobody talks in these games. To both sides, neutrals like to be informed. They usually find out how the game is going by the wispers from each side.
Somebody has to be doing well are there no braggards among you? 
Alas did not want to make it to obvious how bad it is for the good guys and trying to be cryptic so only they understand.
May have a black heart but it still beats, I think, best check that point, am I not dead or undead?
Oh its stopped so why not.
Still to Shiny North Gondor well thats one less man to feed and cloth, told you so and its a curse on you again, but I know you wont believe me so I am going to curse you until you do.
Oh what S Gondor not so shiny left you all alone, what Osgiliath and Minas Ithial fell and you are all alone with us at Minas Arnor?
Oh you dont mind the loss of Wayfinger Thorontir Tir Ethraid and ops who is on Pelegir?
Dont leave hairy out ops Buhr Anthar and alas poor Buhr Marhrling I knew it well.
To points thanks for farnuin and ops what about the fires I will cook on toeless at Sarn Lothduin
Oh Caras Celarimen I know you well to.
So much for brave words, I want deeds, oh we have more slaves than we started with and I am sure my army can kick pointy and shorty butt at Goblin Gate for have not we said we are coming to burn toeless.
So as it written in the dark book, so shall it be, be seeing a good guy near you soon?
Was that enough information for you, will let the good guys have there moment of glory now in response.
Though it might be I have no idea where they really are but you take your pick
Are they worried the master of disaster has them where he wants them?
Dragon lord
Bulrakur arrived at the top of Buhr Mahrling tower slightly out of breath. Leaning over the battlements he sighed in wonder “The Northmen look like lice from up here!”
“They are lice!” a deep voice boomed
Bulrakur stumbled in surprise righting himself only inches from plummeting over the abyss. Turning he leapt backwards with a squeak as his nose poked between a warg’s teeth. Craning his neck backwards he looked up at Gurthlug straddling her mount’s back as it clawed at the surrounding plains.
“Those are lice! The horse lords have no concept of huge. Morannon has 3 miles of walkways leading up to the battlements. Here!..” Gurthlug snorted in disgust and spurred her warg angrily away, backing into a lamp post and 2 parked camels, before executing a 3 point turn, a half nelson, and forcing two yaks off the road whilst entering the traffic.
Bulrakur turned frowning, trying to catch his breath, and looking back at the three steps leading to the court yard below. They were big steps!.. He was out of shape. Curse the freep’s lack of resistance for turning him into a fat housewife… “Horse Lords indeed! More like Gerbil Lords. Let them see the black gate and the potency of the Dog Lord!!”
Peering back over the battlements he watched the lice crawl in a line towards a hole in the ground 3 feet below “Are you sure they’re not Northmen?”
Book of the Angry Worm
Volume IX
Chapter titled “Return of the Thing” 10 reasons why the horse lady prefers her horse… or alternatively
“When Hairy met Smelly” good hygiene tips to prevent the most persistent Northmen infestations
Hi all
here is some news from the Dunlendings, a very good turn for me but having a bit of bird trouble from these giant eagles. Any news from the other fellow Neutral.
Well just enough time to post my target list for this go
Shiny, well we could go for your big boy but hell Alandur will do just fine.
Hairy 2 new boys oh deary me, will they be refusing to?
Pointy Oh what the hell Ringlin will have to do
Trader My oh my wont you ever learn, is that your agent I see before me, will he last or will he not
Toeless I think it will be Bornbeneor
Oh shorty dont want you left out going to cook you in a pot.
Hope you all dont mind but brought friends to tea
Since you cannot find me just tell me where you are going to be and will come meet your armies, indeed I am happy to tell you where they will be next go if it helps.
Dragon Lord
How many Turns was it again before you kicked me out of Mirkwood?
Boys you have to be good to keep to your deadline, guess it means we wont be leaving you on turn 5 in this instance
Crowing Dragon Lord
Hairy its ok we will ignore the two new boys and give them a chance and go for the same as last time, well since you where so kind as to leave him there for me, Uirdicks here we come.
I can wait here until Elrord thinks about trying to save you.
Trader earless, I see you brought a few friends well we can all play at that so let me just tell you I like the look of the same again to, though my lovely knife skill on your agent, well cannot guard yourself can you.
To pointy well you need lesson so forget Ringlin will try one of the three amigos, got to keep you guessing.
As regards that delight known as toeless four it was and this time will try for 3, after all we have eaten the orc who cannot get his orders right.
Remember will be coming for you toelless after I sort out the rabble that faces me at Goblin Gate, there armies are nought to what I have in store for them can you guess
Poor shiny deserted by not so shiny in his hour of need still wont let that stop me in my efforts to curse you again.
I will even let you pick the targets if you like feel free to name him, after all you know I know at least one of those guys there.
Dragon Lord
Thus as it was written so was it to be that the dark age has come and the light off man has passed.
Now whilst I bet you where shocked at our actions already prepare for far worse.
How many more Regents can you lose and still think its all peachy in the garden, we will be burning the white tree any moment soon.
Now come on dont make me have to stab you trader earless, I want to challange more than one this go and make you pay dearly you fell for the old move your Capital trick, what merchant sold that idea to you.
Rest assured my toeless friend I will be taking advantage of your map reader getting lost and we wont be taking any slaves, feast time boys meat is back on the menu.
Did I not promise you to enslave the pointy but eat the toeless, have we not kept all our idle boasts? or are they so idle?
Remember toeless after short and pointy its you as they say and we will burn another next moon, can you stop us, have we failed so far? being seeeing you soon
Now hairy you realise that the CL is miffed and if you thought one attack was bad wait until you meet his brother, he is not so nice and can you keep getting lucky?
In the meantime just know its safe to leave those 2 new boys this go as we want you know who again.
Remember well that I have returned from the past and you did not do well to forget me
Dragon Lord
Sat amongst the dead and black trees he peered from his tower and saw the fear of men for theere spirit had been broken.
So soon he thought, could it really be that easy and then he though but off course, why not.
Since toeless, earless, shorty and pointy are so easy hairy my eye is on you.
Please note we will be publishing our army moves as well as giving you a run down on our characters as we like you to know we are coming.
Is it torture knowing you still cannot stop me, I do hope so
Dragon Lord
To : Freeps
From: Dark
Its not looking good want a rematch?
If you thought this go was bad I am sorry to say the next will be worse so think about it
Vandal