Hi everyone!
Woodmen is here to say hello to everyone! It is turn one and already people are picking on me, why did the Witch King send troops to my lovely town to be slaughtered? Not a nice move :-).
I am soooo nice to everyone.
Dear Neutrals I am sorry that I can offer so little to you except maybe after I have a chance to plunder the Witch King I can offer you all his nice artefacts and towns.
Cheers,
Martin / Woodmen
Hey Eoder
You want some cav to play with I can arange that.
Dwar
Bow Wow
Greetings Warlords,
I lost all my data due to a severe computer-problem.
Would you be so kind to contact me with your private-mail-address again ?
Would be nice !
Bye, Gerhard
( aka Gixxxer, Harad )
Hey Bain! Don’t make threats you can’t follow up. If you want your cav to have some fun just try and tackle Barlin with his 300 archers! He’s 00b3r!
Hey Gixxer,
Triple X was a good guy in the movie. I guess that means you have to come to my rescue huh? 
Eoder the Nervous.
Tripple X,
sometimes Free People, sometimes DS.
This game ?
Have Fun !
Gixxxer
Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the fires are so delightful.
The lights are turned way down low, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…
Bah! Who let this fall to page 2? Obviously some of those Gondorian weed-smokers I spoke of earlier!
So far (and it’s only been what, 1 turn? ) the little “game” is shaping up nicely. So often, wars turn friends against friends and that, my friends, is sad. Does that make sense? No… BUT what DOES make sense is my personal offer to the neutrals.
The Fire King and I have come to an agreement - he will provide the hot beach, I will provide the frosty beverages! “Come back to Mordor, see old and see new. Come back to Mordor, we’re waiting for you.”
Remember… war is hell. Vacations are not. Let the Fire and Ice King help you on your vacation plans! 
Dranob,
if you will be able to send some ice-cooled beers to Harad, I’ll be glad.
Meanwhile I hate mocca, tea and sand.
Have Fun !
Gixxxer
Corsairs checking back in. We want timber or your ships. Any offers, oodles of gold going here?
Apart from that recruiting away merrily and posting camps cos we aint got no beachtowels. 
Lionatus - herald of Umbar
er ah ha ha ha. Good weed. Lots of dead orcs, ha ha.
NGo
Hey Gixxer,
Join us Free Peeps and I will give you Beawyn for a night!
Errr…actually I think I might have to pay you for that one eh? Haha…
Hey Big Bad Breath, or I mean Bain?! What happened to your cavalry? Did it decide to take root on the plains and not move? We were looking forward to having a party with it. My uber l33t light cav of doom!
What happened to the Ice King army? Fall down go boom?
Eoder
Yeaph,
still got some beachtowels !!
Alangahyando, lay down and enjoy the desert sun !
Let’s see who will offer us the first ice-cooled beers !
Have Fun and Patience !
Gixxxer
On behalf of the Free Peoples, the Sinda would like to express their sincere thanks and gratitude towards th Dragon-Lord. That was very sporting of you to send your army to 2514 BEFORE you Revealed it. Telegraphing your move, and giving us ample time to muster our defenses, was truly gallant and in keeping with fair play!
Who says chivalry is dead? Not us, the DS proved it still has a place in Middle-Earth. Way to go!
Nimrodel,
Sinda Queen
Ice Cold Beer! Get your Ice Cold Beer here! Selling Ice Cold Beer!
Well shoot… food doesn’t sell for what it once did - gotta make money somehow!
Harad wants beer? Then Harad shall GET beer! BEER-BOY! Send a shipment of beer to Harad! And sent some to Nimrodel as well… Queen of the Faeries indeed…
And yes, sadly, we learned about gravity today in Mordor as the troops plummetted to their doom down the sides of the mountains. Ahh well - you live and learn… and as long as there’s Ice Cold Beer… the learning is easier to bear… BEAR Get it? Hoarmurath - BEAR - HAHAHAHAHA!
Good game so far, everyone
Hi Dranob,
nice to have you back here.
The summer has gone from Germany, but I think there in the South it’s still very hot.
Some beer won’t catch a Neutral !
Have Fun !
Gixxxer
Hi 91.ers,
beer, beachtowels & timber.
Yeah, that’s absolutely that what I need.
Drinking some beer under the hot southern sun.
A towel not to lay in the pure sand. Some timber to build ships and sail away.
Sounds good !
But only a dream, not more !
Have Fun !
Gixxxer
Have I heard wood???
Now you are taking to the right guy! I am the major export speicallist of wood. Wood for ships wood for bridges, wood for fortifications, wood for daggers. You name it, I got it. Also for beer I got the wooden barrels. This Ice bear guy just uses aluminium cans for beer, not even glass bottles, no stile at all, but what is to be expected from the DS?
Have fun, I am having much fun, thanks to the DrL and WK.
Cheers,
Woodmen
No wonder the woodman agents are so weak, they are using wooden daggers!!!
oh no I got a splinter I hope it dosen’t get infected.
Matt
Dwar
GRRRRRRRR
No no no big bad bain!
Or in your language woof woof wooooof wooof!
As I said I am in the export business, these wooden daggers are now in use by the Cloud Lord heh heh heh!!
My agends all use mithril daggers, using mithril stolen from the mines of Barad-dur!!
Woodmen
Import/export
Your gold my wood:D
Greetings Warlords,
I’m really wondering how you’re trying to bribe a Neutral !
It looks like you Free and DS don’t need them.
Are you sure about this ?!
Gixxxer
Well, it looks like the Duns, Rhudaur, Easterlings and Corsairs are going Dark. Good for us Free.
Sigh, at least this way we know who are enemies are…
Just a note, I only have 4 of my starting 8 characters left. Come on Long Rider…get rid of them for me. I need to make room for a bunch of 30 mages. 
Eoder