North Gondor here. My buddy is Running South Gondor and we wish to open a comunication line with the rest of Middle Earth. Clint says both teams are mostly first timers. Let hope we all buddy up and make this one interesting.
Some of the names I have seen before, indeed some I have played alongside before. Greetings to all who don’t know me, no preconceptions, I wish to join the side that offers the either the most co-operation, the most fun, the best communication or possibly the least enemies. Let the war begin!
Dont trust the words of the North Man he is just a puppet of the elves and a manuplator of the free markets. He gets rich and keeps the common man poor. Join our side and get an equal share of the gold and of the Horse Flesh
Puppet my arse! Don’t listen to him guys! You neutrals want to join us goods. It looks a lot better on your resume when you say you “Helped little old ladies cross the street.” Not, “Helped little old ladies get paved into the street.”
Besides, we have better looking women on our sides!
Well Well Well, look at all the wonderfull people here…
Perhaps I should introduce meself as well.
Greetings to all from Barad Ungul.
Let not the silvered tongues of the free sway any whom wish to parley with all sides first, for many past have been bedazzled by empty words & cheap trinkets offered by emissaries of those proclaiming to be good.
Hear me now! Gondor shall burn at my feet & the white city shall fall! Tarandor will be my boot lick & Celdrahil my jester as the armies of Sauron march to victory!
Join us in ridding Middle Earth of these false leaders of men. Together we can toast victory & watch their corpses rot where they fall.
Whoa, back up the truck whacko DS! What kind of garbage propaganda are you trying to pull? You claim that you’ll accept the Neutrals as equals and we’ll use them as slaves. Hmm. We are the FREE Peoples, you’re the Dark SERVANTS. We labor with our allies not through them, and share all spoils and profits of war. The best the Neutrals can hope for from the flunkies of Sauron is scraps while being bossed around by clowns with names like Dog Lord and Fire King!
As for our women, they are hotties. The DS are just jealous they have no game with the ladies. Dwar, we’re definitely NOT interested in your “Doggie style”. As for Ren the “Unclean”, nobody wants your “Fire”. Go to the urology clinic, and maybe we’ll talk later, stud.
Nimrodel,
Sinda Queen
Beautiful Badass for All Eternity
Ahhh my most ‘beautiful’ Nimrodel, you certainly are confused. The Servants of Sauron welcome those nations willing to join us with open arms & equal stauture while the ‘Free’ nations always wring their hands & cry woe is us, please help us, we’re the good guys ( or girls ), we are righteous, we are free, we can’t do it without you because their bad.
Alas my pretty elf, once we meet, your beauty shall be enhanced as I favor an elf of burnt hair & scorched flesh hanging from my walls for all to enjoy! The unclean title is from the stench of all those proclaiming to be free - hanging there, rotting in the heat. A wonderful smell, one gets use to when one thinks about it. Thine enemy dead upon the wall. Consider this your fate Nimrodel, anything lesss would be unkind.
Can’t let my FireKing cousin hog ALL the spotlight. We are two sides of the coin, you see. While he is a blazing effigy, I am cool, calm, and collected. Nimrodel, you can’t hold a candle to me when it comes to turning a cold shoulder.
We are SERVANTS, indeed - for we have a purpose and serve a higher power… namely, “power” itself. Be powerful, not free. Free is what you get when wearing boxer shorts… or a dress. Free is a bunch of nebulous college nerds who try smoking Gondorian weed for the first time in the privacy of their beat-up Volkswagen Chariot. Free is the FOURTH best word in the language today, falling behind, evil, dark, and cool, like me.
Don’t be fourth best, be a power, be all you can be, just be yourself, but be Dark… we would love to have you.