LOL I’m playing QA and your EO we will see who exits this game first… But better pack a lunch! or maybe just slaughter a bunch of the horse flesh your conjuring!:eek:
You need all the help you can get! becuase I going be in this game the entire game!
We would hope so!
Herman
Emperor of the Easterlings,
I apologize for running over that those Eothraim raiders so fast at Ursh Lanna (3319). :eek:
Unfortunately my men were a tad eager and may have sought to defend your people with too much vigor causing body parts to fly all over the place at dangerous speeds.
Commander Aluiric,
I would have apologized to you in person but unfortunately you were running so fast I just couldn’t catch back up to you. 
Alas, I am sad that you stumpies from the north were marching against the Easterlings as well! I had thought that the Free People would have had more respect for the Easterlings and their people. But I guess that is just not the case! 
Fortunately my forces are once again engaged at Thorontir (3316) against a foul Dwarven army that is obviously marching in a straight line to Ursh Lanna (3319). Your actions are so vile that they are beyond words! :bash:
Dang stumpie gore…its so hard to get off the warhounds and wolves…I may just have to kill this whole army after this fight is over. iky stumpie guts… :eek:
Your mouth runneth over foul one. And your words carry the stench of a coward, “killing your whole army after the fight”. Let me help you with your wishes. If you repent, I’ll show mercy and be quick with the sword.
Let it be said that on this day in the plains of Rhovanian, Men of Gondor and Dwarves have served notice to Sauron and his cowardice minions, the stench of the dog is no more, defeat is upon you!
Gain,
Commander of the Plains
Easterlings: Who’s been training? Who’s in shape? Who is prepared to go the distance? Doggie’s a drama queen who’s cameo is soon to end, I’m sure you can see through his stench.
Regards,
Aluiric
breathing easy after a 50 lap warm up before breakfast.
Oh, that’s rich… :rolleyes:
Neutral Voyeurs:
Long Rider is missing in the East… Economic powerhouse in the making…? Dog has been caught definitively at 3316 to no effect. Ice King is indecisive - North Gate, Ithil Pass… We cut him off also, still doing nothing. Dark Loo North Gate starters also hiding - maybe they’re hanging with Uvatha…?
QA hasn’t made any nifty appearances. WK hasn’t landed on the backfield yet. All in all, not much happening. Dragon Lord combined his forces to go nowhere after taking a Woodie village - but only 3124 has fallen to the FK, not even 3020 is being threatened this turn - NG is even considering holiday shopping this game…!!
All in all, a pretty slow start, actually, all around. FP playing a little defensively, DS playing a little confusedly. Looks good from where I’m sitting…
Eo Brad
Hmmm I have always said that if the WK appears in the backfields before turn 6 then he won’t be in the NW after turn 12… Turn 2 and still only the Northmen have come to play at 2305 and that’s because I sat and waited for them. Arthy and Cardy forces making a beeline for 1907 and pulling up short. You won’t get in next turn either hope you have some follow up troops in the next turn or two. Yes Brad it does look good from where I’m sitting. 
Regards Herman (Lacky and yes man to Murazor the Magnificent )
Will someone please wake me up when the war breaks out?
Our citizens are tired of the peace that surrounds our kingdom.
Kind regards
Tarondor, Lord of the peacefull realm of North Gondor
Ahhh didn’t you loose a pop last turn? Hello Sleepy the war has started!
Herman
Took?
I hate to break it to you, Minas Ithil is a short term loan. Ren the Disgusting will be very sorry if he doesn’t return it in mint condition soon! :bash:
Like I said… wake me up when the war breaks out…
Absolutely no denial that the Dwarves and other FP armies were marching toward Thorontir (3316)…:rolleyes:
And your right I haven’t been playing as aggressively as the warmongering FP nor have I attempted to attack a neutral over and over…:eek:
Instead the 3rd of the Nazgul is just trying to do the right thing…us ‘evil’ people don’t believe in ethnic cleansing. :mad:
Well hopefully I’ll be able to fend off the foul dogs that are assaulting my ancient ally. 
Funny you should mention that – I just so do happen to have follow up troops on the way 
– where would you like them :bash:
SSSSssssssssshhhhhhhh I told you, waste the Dwarf and I’ll swoop in next turn. Then I move SE instead of SW and let you walk into 3116, remember? Geez, if you want something done right…
Mahrcalomaniac
Dead and feeding the Crows of course!
Regards Herman
Well Herman, as I have to keep reminding my girls, you just can’t have everything you want all the time.
Perhaps , but alot more of yours then mine will be dead and feeding the crows !! Better troops , training and armor/weapons helps
Screw the crows folks, Cardolani Natural Solutions Incorporated has been contracted to follow up all North West combats with our new Corpse Composting Combines. We’ll blaze a new trail of green right to and through Carn Dum. Gotta look after the Earth Mother first.
The brilliant part of this, is that these types of machines is that any expenses are deductable from your tax!
NG is currently building a floating “Orc-Incinerator”, which can be deployed on river hexes. This means that the standard Pelargir-Harad trade-taxes can be lowered by up to half the price of the device.
It really pays of to read up on these various laws!
We will be watching the OI very closely to ensure continued compliance with the M.E.E.T (Middle Earth Emissions Treaty) levels designated for NG. Note, we’re appealing to the International Court of Bureaucratic Barriers in Imladris to extend the authority of the Inland Waters Quality Commission to the Oceans. So I highly recommend that your plans to build a more rigorous device and use water scrubbers to avoid the emissions penalties be scrapped as unfavourable capital investment - just build the proper scrubbers in the first place please.