Greetings Four Horse Lords.
Brace yourselfs and flex your DS faces, because showdown is in 7 days. You might feel a slight discomfort in the beginning and die, but it will be over before you know it 
Grudge team Danish Vikings are back in super shape, with the star crew from game 34 ready to give you another caning.
Per Bovbjerg : WM/NM/Cardo/Sinda
Tommy Sonne Larsen: Eo/Art/NG/Dwarfs
Jeppe Skytte Spicker: SG/Noldo/Corsairs/Duns
Hold on to your socks, you will be blasted away 
- Jeppe/SG/Noldo/Corsairs/Duns
He - Good to see you know the outcome already
(Blah means “We know you will ride plenty of donkies up our rear” in Mordor tongue)
Elrond just published his last cookbook “Horsekebab - a thousand ways in less than 5 turns” 
And please ask Dragon Lord not to come to Imladris again. You know what happend in game 34 
Ohhh…
Exciting, exciting. What will happen on this grand day one of the war ? 
What DS area will the FP decide to annihalate…
Jeppe/SG/NE/Cor/Dun
Is it just me, or is Harlequin just getting slower and slower at returning the PDF’s on turn due days 
Can’t wait to see your oppening moves!
/Per Woo/Nor/Car/Sin